| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 6/21/2006 5:26:12 AM | I have heard this before from someones roomate - sounded really aggressive - so much so that I was waiting for her to scream, "call 911" - Yikes!!!  | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 6/21/2006 6:49:44 AM |
You could always pull the chubby loudly moaning and lots of "oh oh oh ya!!!" ...then try telling him that you masturbate violently during their loud trysts. That would creep them out and who knows, maybe things will be a little quiter.
You might also get invited to join in LOL! | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 6/21/2006 6:53:31 AM | Get naked and just stroll right in on 'em some time tellin' 'em that since ya share rent, utilities, food, etc, ya just thought that...One of two things'll happen and either way...you're golden. Good Luck!!!   | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 6/21/2006 7:06:44 AM | I had a roommate right out of college and I heard this girgling/screatching noise comming from his room. If you've ever heard a possum when its mad then you know what I'm talking about! I had met this girl at the pool in the apartments, had some drinks, shared a shower and was going to bed at nearly 2a.m. when this was going on. So I'm pretty well lit . and thinking somethings wrong, I bust the locked door open with my shoulder and hear this incredibly large *CRACK* & *thud*. 
Come to find out, it was the head of an insanley Fugly prostitue he had hired. I made fun of him until he got a commision in the Coast Guard and moved away.  | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 6/21/2006 7:47:24 AM | | The first couple of times my teenage daughter came to stay with me after I moved in with my gf we neglected to remember we had little ears in the apartment. It only took two times for my daughter to suggest my gf "stuff an apple in it" for us to get the hint. Funny as hell for me though...couldn't get the image of my gf on a platter surrounded by garnish like a stuffed pig with an apple in her mouth. | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 6/21/2006 9:24:05 AM | | Record it and play it back, LOUDLY, while they're trying to sleep in late the next morning! | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 6/21/2006 10:42:59 AM | | Never had that problem & don't think I ever will. The only person in my place is my b/f lol | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 6/21/2006 12:50:16 PM | Oh man, how glad I'm that a 'roommate' didn't and doesn't exist in my life 
But another thing which is my 'wishful thinking' is not to share any walls with my neighbours
My first & last apartment was the one no one wanted: top floor + corner one and the only one wall I shared with my immediate neighbour. I called it a 'swallow nest' with HIM watching from above | |
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Drexx
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Joined: 6/5/2006
Msg: 35 | |
| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 6/21/2006 12:59:25 PM | | Oh man, that's a tough one. I mean I personally wouldn't like to be in the same vacinity as two loved crazy people are going at it. Makes me feel awkward. Perhaps talk to your roomate and ask him to keep it down a little, as you feel out of place when they are being loud. I have no problem having sex in public places as long as you keep it quiet and respectful. | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 6/21/2006 1:30:37 PM | Hahaha....I just tell my roommate that we aren't actually having sexual intercourse; rather, having "bouncing competitions" on the bed. I also tell him that I'm usually the winner.
He's so easy to trick.  | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 6/21/2006 1:39:10 PM | Back in college, a guy in my frat would go at it with his girlfriend in his room after dinner most evenings. She was loud! Many of the guys would hang out outside his door, waiting for the "Ohhhhhhhh Raaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!" to occur.
Of course, the next day, everyone would greet him with "Ohhhhhhhh Raaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!"! | |
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kwray
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Joined: 2/15/2006
Msg: 39 | |
| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 6/21/2006 1:47:57 PM | | ok so i was the culprit of the noise all the time when i had roommates...but this is the odd part...my roommate would be making out with his girlfriend in the other room, so im told (his girlfriend at the time was my best friend) and he would stop in mid-make out and say something like, "listen to kwray, she's so loud"...or "do they always make this much noise?"...and those are just the small things...he always did it...oooh! and then i had another roommate who used to listen at the door while i had a man friend over...and i know they weren't disappointed hahaha...some people, eh? | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 6/21/2006 1:53:53 PM | My bf owns his house and has one room mate that is rarely home but when he does come home with some piece of a$$ he picked up, I can hear every little noice. I have heard high fives, ass smacks and screaming... He is moving out soon!!! Seeing as he isn't home most of the time, I am not use to having to be real quiet when my bf and I are doin it... so I am sure his room mate has heard me but you know what... it is my bf house so we have free range.
A funny story, this one friend of ours was suppose to be stopping by within a certain time frame one day, 10 minutes before the end of the time frame my bf and I get frisky and take it in the bedroom, just as things are heating up... knock knock at the door... my bf headboard is right up against the outside wall of the house right next to the front door and it was banging off the wall... we didn't stop the action, we kept going till we were satisfied and the whole time, our friend sat on the door step drinking a beer... this has happened a few time to the same friend, once he was in the back yard and the room at the back of the house had the window wide open and our bedroom door was wide open and I was having a super orgasm, again our friend sat int he back yard and had a beer till we were done!!! It happens even if it doesn't involve a room mate... | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 6/21/2006 3:07:51 PM | YUP.. but its me makin the noises.. my roommate and his girlfriend... you wouldnt even know they were in there if the door wasnt closed!!! but my room??? HELL YA.. THERES A PARTY GOING ON IN THERE!!!! WOO HOOOOOO
THE CAT LADY | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 6/21/2006 3:23:36 PM | | Ok so I have been on both sides of the spectrum...I just used to put my head phones on and blast my music whenever my roommate was getting it on. But on the other hand I found it kinky knowing that I was making enough noise for somebody to hear hehe | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 6/22/2006 2:45:00 PM |  Thanks for all the stories.I found all of your stories funny. And to answer the question above she's too skinny for my taste. I knew I wasn't alone in this cercimstance.
harvey | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 6/22/2006 6:37:10 PM | | if they want everyone to hear them, may as well install bleachers in their room to allow everyone to see what all the hoopla is all about! | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 12/18/2006 1:07:03 PM | i for one think it's a huge turn on. I have heard it many times and keep woundering how good the sex is :) just my sick opinion i guess | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 1/25/2007 5:50:37 PM |
Ok so I have a roommate and his gf is pretty damn loud. Heres the latest scenario. Its late I go from my room to the bathroom and I hear them go in at it. I just go about my biz and head to bed. This is not the first and probibly won't be the last. I've also had to drowned them out with increasing the volume on my TV. I'm just curious anyone else ever had this problem?
It's never been a problem for me because the noise was always coming from my apartment. I had tenants in my complex who knew my name because my girlfriend kept screaming it during our lovemaking sessions. | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 1/25/2007 7:24:22 PM | My roommates are a couple, so I get their sounds coming through my paperthin walls pretty regularly. So to have some fun with it, I'll make a note of what time I hear the sounds start, and what time they cease. Then the next day I'll walk up to the male roommate, and say to him:
"Dude, (insert amount of time)? You can do better than that." | |
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mrfray
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Joined: 12/10/2006
Msg: 49 | |
| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 1/25/2007 8:42:56 PM | | Perfect time to start the sexcapades. This is when you do whatever you can, to bust his/her groove. Everything is fair game, just expect it to be returned to you when the time comes. This can involve everything from hiding the condoms, to calling his/her parents over, to setting off the fire alarm. Have fun with it. If nothing else you'll have some good stories to tell. | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 1/25/2007 8:57:00 PM | I've never had that happen with a roommate, but I would have almost without hesitation said that I would have found it hot to overhear that...
But I had a recent experience where I could hear some homeless people having sex in the alley outside my place. I couldn't really tell them to get a room, but it was DISTINCTLY unhot.
Eek. | |
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