| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 3/24/2008 7:24:56 PM | Oh, yes. The worst was when one of my roommates (who is still a good friend) was dating my best male friend. Not only did I hear them on a regular basis (as her bedroom was directly above mine), but there was one night they were so, shall we say.... energetic that they knocked one of the blades off my ceiling fan. I still get the heebie jeebies thinking about it. Eew. Then again, my ex and I woke BOTH of the roommates up the day we broke the bed. It happens.
Edited to add: This is one of the reasons I prefer not to live with roommates anymore as long as I can avoid it. There are some things you just don't want to share. | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 3/24/2008 8:44:08 PM | | Gee OP, I wish that was ALL I heard. I had a roommate who was quite heavily into S&M. I heard whips and screams and other things I still have nightmares about. | |
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Jemue
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Joined: 1/26/2005
Msg: 78 | |
| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 3/24/2008 10:09:23 PM |
Gee OP, I wish that was ALL I heard. I had a roommate who was quite heavily into S&M. I heard whips and screams and other things I still have nightmares about.
I always wondered how my room mates dealt with that back in the day ...... | |
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custis
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Joined: 3/16/2005
Msg: 79 | |
| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 3/24/2008 10:20:48 PM | If I do not have to work in the morning I will not care. I would just sit and listen and laugh while I read a book or something. But if I had to get up early, well I would take a chair and go into their room and sit and watch. If they said something I would say well you are obviously wanting everyone around to know that you are bumping ugly, so I will just watch so that you know you have your desired audience.
Seriously, last yr a bud of mine came to visit for the weekend. He had not been with a girl for a while so the first thing he asked me was if I could set him up with someone. Well it just so happened that I did know someone, so I gave her a call. Within two hours they were sitting together on my couch chatting. I realized that I needed to pick something up at the store so I told them I was going to walk up the street to the little grocery mart and I would be back in a few.
I come back home ten minutes later and walk in, and I hear this gal shrieking in MY bed. She is going on like "Oh my gawd! fukk my hot fukking kunt,,," so on and so forth. The door is wide open and I can clearly see him riding her like a bronco, her feet sticking up towards the ceiling. With a sigh I sat down and opened a cold beer, feeling somewhat disgusted. Then, a lightbulb came on above my head. I reached over to my computer and turned on the audio recorder. I recorded about ten minutes of her screeching, then used SoundForge to add reverb and echo to it.
The next morning I woke up from the couch and made coffee. They came lurching out of the bedroom together and sat on the couch, accepting coffee from me. As they sat there laughing and chatting, I clicked at my computer and all of a sudden you could hear her optimized screeches, yells and moans. "pump your hot cumm into my fukkhole,,,oh gawd, yessssss,,,,, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk meeeeee!? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. They both turned purple while I just sat there grinning. | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 3/24/2008 10:46:20 PM | | The other night, the TV in the living room was on with the volume cranked up really high. I was like WTF..and turned off the TV. *LOL* My friend pointed out to me why the TV was one so loudly. And there was an extra pair of shoes lying in the hallway. I was like Ohhh! | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 3/24/2008 11:29:19 PM | | I've heard many of my friends a bangin. Not a problem unless I hear the guys. Women's noises don't bother me. Men sound like idiots. | |
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ngat73
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Joined: 6/10/2007
Msg: 82 | |
| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 3/25/2008 1:27:05 AM | Well. Try having friends over in your bed with men that they pick up when you are out that night. I'm not sure if it was a problem or not depending on my mood and tolerance. However, I'd have to limit my hospitality if it was a continual occurence. But, regardless of the city I live in, I end up hanging out with some crazy girls. Such bad influences.  | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 3/25/2008 4:25:43 PM | | My boyfriend told me that his friend came up to him to ask for advice after he heard me... he lives 3 rooms down and across the hall... | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 3/25/2008 4:47:37 PM | we were in a hotel and the front desk called to report complaints of the noise and concern as people thought i was being abused....they were about to send security up the room! LOL
if you can't let your partner know he's doing a good job what fun is it???  | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 3/25/2008 5:11:05 PM | | I recently had a neighbor embarass me. He was all like "You are cute... but I was too shy to say anything. But now that we are talking (we were at a third nieghbor's party)I want to tell you that you sound dynamite in the sack." I turned every shade of red! | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 3/25/2008 6:30:34 PM | well ive never had a roomy cause i live alone, but.. i got a friend who lives in the unit above me and he's on my msn.. sometimes when im goin for it i'll get a pm 'hey man can you stop f'n her so hard im tyring to sleep' makes me LOL big time..
left the window open on a few occasions, next morning copt a few dirty looks from the other tenants..
oh well! doesnt bother me in the least.   | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 3/25/2008 7:37:53 PM | When I was in the army I had a female living next door to me in the barracks. She was a freaking screamer! Kept the whole floor up (in more ways than one) whenever she had a hot weekend.  | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 3/26/2008 1:40:56 AM | | I can't count the number of times I've heard my one friend having sex, as weird as it sounds I'm used to it. I try to get as far from hearing distance as I can but thats not always possible. Man one drunken night we had sex in the same room...that was a lil weird lol. | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 3/26/2008 8:14:10 AM | | When ever this happened to me, it got me going and then me and old Rosie Palms had our own session. | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 3/26/2008 3:07:51 PM | I have had the dubious distinction of hearing all of my best friends having sex with their gf's.
And let me tell you it has scarred me for life.
One night I was sound asleep only to be woken up by the most horrid screeching I have ever heard in my life. After taking a few minutes to become coherent I opened my bedroom door to find my best friend (who was my roommate at the time) and his gf home. I promptly decided it would be a good time to take a nice LONG walk.
The next morning he came up to me and apologized on behalf of his gf for being so loud and promised to quiet it down from now on. I told him no problem, and then as a side note I asked him if he had ever heard me and my gf at the time do the deed, to which he replied "Oh yeah!" Needless to say we both had a good laugh. | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 4/3/2008 3:24:12 PM | | Never had that problem & don't think I ever will. But if such do arise, all i will do is knock on their door and as for my own share of his gf's national cake, guess 3sum wont be bad idea lol | |
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Mr. D.
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Joined: 3/27/2008
Msg: 93 | |
| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 4/3/2008 3:33:16 PM | | I had a roomie that would laugh maniacally when he was with a girl. Asked him why, he said "'Cause it's FUN, man!". I always admired that. | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 4/3/2008 4:41:17 PM | Back when I had a roommate, he and his girlfriend were quiet at first, but one time he asked if I could hear them. I said no. After that I always heard them. D'oh!
Always say you can hear them! | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 5/3/2008 3:36:24 PM | Why does this bother you ? Sex is a natural thing and if there are no children present, who cares ? Unless he's keeping you awake, then just confront him with that information, Either that or start masturbating very loudly to offset the noise  | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 5/3/2008 5:31:30 PM | | Not with hearing the other couple but of them hearing me. I am really loud and can't help it. I have tryed to cover my mouth but u can still here me. That is why I don't date anyone with a roommate. Hard to have sex and be quiet. I wouldn't want to hear others either. Just part of having a roomie. | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 5/3/2008 7:29:37 PM | Surprisingly I have only heard this set of roommates one time. My house is nice in the fact that the bedrooms are all at opposite ends of the house so you don't hear anyone for the most part. I happened to be up later than usual and while rounding the cats up I heard them going at it. I quietly snuck back to my room to not disturb them and figured I would get the cats later lol.
Now on the other end of the spectrum I found a friend in my bed naked on the night of my birthday who had decided to present herself as a gift. In my surprise I forgot to shut the bedroom door and had a friend sleeping out on the couch. Needless to say in the morning he told me I could have at least shut the door. | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 5/4/2008 6:17:58 PM | | well, my roomates wouldnt talk to me for weeks because of this. I guess my guy and I got a little to carried away one night. I wasnt to proud of that afterwards, made things with my roomies a little tense. So we moved on over to his house. | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 5/4/2008 8:11:12 PM | | i used to have a roommate who was quite a player, usually with a new girl or two every week. on occasion i heard him get it on and it didnt bug me, what annoyed me was every time he got laid he'd blast guns n roses from his room. considering im not a fan of the band, i'd rather hear the sex. | |
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| Hearing sex from roommate
Posted: 5/4/2008 9:07:59 PM | I've never had a roomate but I was once in this Extended Stay America and I could hear this couple go at it in the next room. I didn't get much sleep even after putting the earmuffs the airlines give you.
Finally I just called the front desk and told them that there was way too much noise coming from my neighbor. The noises stopped after 10 minutes and then that was that! | |
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