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| Do strippers make better lovers
Posted: 8/21/2008 9:44:35 AM |
I read this thread title and thought "wow I have no idea....are strippers better in bed?"
So I called my friend Dr Bob at Harvard's prestigious Relationship Research Department and asked him.
Me: Hey bob, what's up in Harvard yo yo?
Bob: It'd DR Bob and we don't say yo here. Besides haven't I told you to stop calling me??
Me: you used more than one question mark at the end of that sentence didn't you?
Bob: I hate you
Me: Yo bob, I got a question. Are strippers better in bed?
Bob: FOR THE LAST TIME I'M A PROFESSOR OF LAW AND WE HAVE NO RELATIONSHIP DEPARTMENT!
Me: So that's a no? Alright, peace out yo
So there you have it, bob says no.
That was the best post I have seen in these forums yet. F'n RAD. Not to mention JasminKai is LAVA! | |
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| Do strippers make better lovers
Posted: 8/21/2008 10:00:03 AM | | A wise man once said: "Gold diggers get pennies, many hoes don't get any. She's a stripper? I'm a tipper with a counterfeit twenty" | |
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Posted: 8/21/2008 10:05:04 AM | | well i do not know about the "bedroom" scene, but i would venture and say, that a stripper has basically nothing to hide,on the surface. | |
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Posted: 8/21/2008 10:28:50 AM | | I dated one stripper in my life. She was a lot of fun to date, but no fun at all once the relationship was serious. I don't know if this is the case for all strippers, but it was the case for the one I was with. | |
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Posted: 8/21/2008 10:47:47 AM | I lost my virginity to a stripper. She was the first woman in my life to offer. I was 25.
It was an AWFUL AWFUL experience.
Teeth during the oral.
Telling me to go "faster, faster, faster" (this was my first time)
Leaving when I lost my erection cause of all the pressure and WTF -" is this all sex is feelings" at the time. Also - hotel room beds do not make for comfortable doggy style when one is tall.
So imo - do strippers make better lovers - not so much. | |
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Posted: 8/21/2008 12:22:57 PM | Of course you can't make a blanket statement on a single data point. What I will say is I had a one year relationship with a dancer. When we first met I didn't know what she did. Eventually she told me and I was cool with that. It was great money whiloe she pursued an alternate dream.
That one data point was amazing as far as sex went. As a lover though not so good. She was very insecure as she didn't trust anyone. Also she was bi-sexual and after the initial exciting exploration I realized the fantasy was better than the reality. I'm not good at sharing.
I will make one blanket statement based on the many friends of hers that I met. Dancers have a very high instance of drug dependencies, and many are emotionally screwed up as a result of their upbringings etc. I don't say that judgementally, just as an observation.
At one point I thought I might marry my dancer. Then realized she couldn't commit to one person in the long term, or to one sex for that matter. No sense caging a free spirit, she wouldn't have been happy in the long term and nor would I.
Interestingly, she became born again and married a preacher ten years later. The religion wouldn't have worked with me either. | |
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| Do strippers make better lovers
Posted: 8/21/2008 11:04:06 PM |
The few strippers I happen to know don't like guys; they like girls;
Yeah, my experience also. I had a friend who was a doorman in a Toronto strip club. He said many of them preferred women. | |
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Posted: 8/22/2008 3:44:32 AM | I was a very Professional Stripper, and I am very proud of this, and I am not a good lover. We know we look HOT. That is enought to turn you guys on. The fact is, I was and still am, a REAL DANCER, and not just someone who took off clothes ,which perhaps sexually excited you guys. I will dance for you, even now, becuase I really love to dance and I dance really excellant. I want and teach men to be good lovers. I am NOT in this world for men to use me for their pleasures. I want men to learn and desire to pleasure me. Get real, it is a fact men get turned on easier than women. Men should learn to turn women on. Men turning women on is a much more difficult process, like learning to find and the right way of stroking our hidden parts. Men, please take the time to learn to turn women on. Men, perhaps start with dancing for us and dancing with us, and tuned into us and learn about our hidden parts and the way to excite us.
True Confessions of a former Stripper | |
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| Do strippers make better lovers
Posted: 8/22/2008 2:21:21 PM | | NO, nothing personel ladies, I have spent many hours, and dollars in clubs, have also worked the door in several clubs in the south and I can only remember a couple of many who where not ON all the time most are more into girls than guys, and talk about drama!!!! | |
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| Do strippers make better lovers
Posted: 10/7/2008 6:42:20 AM |
I lost my virginity to a stripper. She was the first woman in my life to offer. I was 25.
It was an AWFUL AWFUL experience.
Teeth during the oral.
Telling me to go "faster, faster, faster" (this was my first time)
Leaving when I lost my erection cause of all the pressure and WTF -" is this all sex is feelings" at the time. Also - hotel room beds do not make for comfortable doggy style when one is tall.
So imo - do strippers make better lovers - not so much.
Poor Guy, I don't think you should've let a stripper be your first time...lol. Sounds like to me she was more into what she wanted than what you wanted.  | |
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Posted: 10/7/2008 7:11:31 AM | most strippers r into women??? ummmm...no, that's just an excuse they use in order 2 keep the sleazy customers from asking them out while still peaking their sexual desires. Clever, no???
as far as being better lovers, I don't think any job can dictate ur bedroom abilities. ur only as good as the person ur with! ;) | |
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Posted: 10/7/2008 10:25:54 AM | THAT'S ****IN' HILLARIOUS!!! Holy crap, I'm laughin' so hard, I'm freakin' cryin'!!!
Yo yo! Peace Out MOTHER FLOWER!
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Posted: 10/7/2008 10:35:27 AM | | Wouldn't it be much better if, instead of your stripper becoming your lover .......... your lover became your stripper ??? | |
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Posted: 10/7/2008 11:56:26 AM | | sometimes but alot of them do it seems like they prefer women...most the majority of them are phony liars(that is how they make their money!) and preety self centered | |
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| Do strippers make better lovers
Posted: 10/7/2008 11:59:47 AM | Profession has no relation to whether she would be a better lover. The best lover I had was a hairdresser. Being a good lover is more about sexual compatibility by which profession is totally irrelevant.
Back to topic, in my experience, strippers can be very selfish lovers. Unfortunately the attitude does carry on from the work zone to the home zone and can be difficult to tolerate. | |
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| Do strippers make better lovers
Posted: 10/7/2008 12:11:46 PM | i would say no , there just average ppl with odd jobs , imagine all the comments that they endure daily ...... hey sexy , sweet ass , etc etc
if u worked in a call center all day ,,,, when u get home would u chat on the phone all night no !!
maybe better dancers ...... some lol ,,, but lovers no , i would think not | |
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| Do strippers make better lovers
Posted: 10/7/2008 2:41:00 PM | Nope.
They get better AFTER they've been out of stripping for a few years and forget all the mindfawk crap they learned when dancing. After they get their heads back on straight, they're good women....if they haven't caught something nasty from all the drugs/after-work-work...but if they can pass the HIV/AIDS/Herpes test, GO FOR IT!!
Only a fool gets serious about a working stripper.
As a former DJ/bouncer/bartender...I could tell you lots of horror stories...but the most important thing is this. NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER. Just bang 'em and be happy!  | |
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Posted: 10/7/2008 4:58:41 PM | | its their business to be aluring and get ya to send the buck....just think all those creeps pawning them and tryin to get as far as they can or doing it.....wouldnt want my gf doin it but on the flip side I do know a few goin thru college doin it insted of flippin burgers...lol | |
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Posted: 10/11/2008 2:14:32 PM |
I was also with two sister strippers and that was amazing.
I can't imagine how damaged a woman's personal boundaries must be to have sex together *with their own sister* and to *share the same man* at the same time. | |
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Posted: 10/12/2008 6:43:50 PM | That's not damaged, that's just sisters doing what yer momma taught you...TO SHARE!
Now what gets a little kinky is when a Mother-Daughter pair do a tag-team on ya. But if they're both hotties...WHO CARES?!?!?!
Honestly, if more people were less possesive and more caring & sharing, there would be less unhappy people in the world. MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR!!
Or, to be more modern...EVERY WOMAN SHOULD HAVE A BLUE DRESS!!  Thank you Bill, You've given us jokes for a lifetime!!  | |
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| Do strippers make better lovers
Posted: 10/13/2008 7:27:34 AM | Stripper would likely be better dancers, be more comfortable in front of an audience, be better at prancing around a brass pole, and probably have a sexier wardrobe.
But it does not mean they are better lovers!
If this thread was about strippers who also are escorts being better lovers, then I'd have reverse my logic. | |
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