| Big Balls
Posted: 2/16/2007 7:40:50 AM | I think the reason big balls are linked to male promiscuity is that the bigger the nuts, the more pleasure during sex. If a guy enjoys sex to the point of addiction...there's more potential for screwing around. I could be wrong here...that's just my personal understanding...
Jenni
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| Big Balls
Posted: 2/26/2007 2:50:50 PM | Got this song stuck in my head now.
BIG BALLS
(1976)
(Young, Young, Scott)
I'm ever upper class high society,
God's gift to ballroom notoriety,
I always fill my ballroom
(The event is never small)
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
Oh I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No-one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
Oh I've got big balls
repeat
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best.
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
Oh I've got big balls
repeat
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood****ail, crabs, crayfish...
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| Big Balls
Posted: 2/26/2007 4:14:26 PM | By reading all the post on here....I gather,
someone that has big balls has more sperm,
likes to have sex more,
gives more pleasure to their partner,
that women seem to like guys with bigger balls and ...
big balls=king of the jungle....
wow...Thanks... God !...... hehehe | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 2/26/2007 7:34:33 PM | | jingle balls are the way to go | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 2/26/2007 7:53:30 PM | I've heard girls talk about this before, usually by referring to his basket. I just can't go there coz it sounds too much like a Yogi bear cartoon.
Then it's as if I have a radio jingle stuck in my heard. I replay internal dialogue like "Hey, Booboo look at those yummy picnet baskets....here comes the Park Ranger, he's after our baskets " etc. and I can't stop laughing.
But I don't like talking to other females about my man's size or any other details about our sex life. If it's someone new and a friend asks if I got laid - and it's written all over my face that I did anyhow - then "yes" is all I'm comfortable saying. | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 2/27/2007 1:56:42 AM | Not so attractive, but very useful when having intercourse~gives that extra "feeling" if you know what I mean! I'd rather have a guy with big balls than a guy with too big a monkey!
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| Big Balls
Posted: 2/27/2007 6:07:50 AM | I can't believe there's never been a thread on this yet.
I recently saw a vid clip and in it was this guy with really really really big nuts. I'm not talking about diseased, use them as chair nuts mind you, just obviously bigger than average cajones. This brought to mind a lady I dated once that told me this was a big turn on...I also read (and I'm not saying it was a scientific based article) that men with larger balls are more inclined to cheating.
Whatcha think ladies...big balls do it for ya and does anybody have any info that would corroborate or refute the cheating theory?
there is a saying that we use in england
"what a load of bollocks"
look it up if you are confused at the meaning...in fact here it is...
"Bollocks" is a word of Anglo Saxon origin, meaning testicles in British English and in Hiberno-English. The word is often used figuratively, most commonly as a noun to mean "nonsense"
Hense the saying "what a load of bollocks"
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| Big Balls
Posted: 2/27/2007 7:18:03 AM | I am not sure of the size of the balls... do we as guys have to worry about this as well???
oh what is a boy to do!
I have been told that i have big balls and am****...
NOT SURE THAT IT WAS A COMPLIMENT...
glad that a new thread has been devoted to this as I can now sleep at night knowing that many women do not care about the size of a mans sack... although they seem to prefer it to not hang low... | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 2/27/2007 7:22:27 AM | | My Dog is only 8 months old and he makes me feel likea schoolboy...I mean how am i supposed to be Alpha of the troop when he is packing watermelons!!!!!!! | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 2/27/2007 9:57:45 AM |
from a primate evolution class I took in university on the big balls/cheating theory. It is based on the size of different primates testicles. Gorillas who are the most monogamous of the primates have the smallest balls. Orangutans are the next most monogamous and have medium sized balls. Chimps and pygmy chimps screw constantly and have the largest balls. The theory is that they need the biggest testes so that they can spread their seed in such a widespread manner. By the way - a chimp only takes 4 seconds to get off when he has sex -
Hmmmm if big balls mean more sex then I'm all in favour of them!!!
And yes, groomed is nice if you like them licked. If stroking is sufficient ungroomed is, too. *spitting out hairs - ptooey *
And of course the hanging vs not hanging is all temperature related, keeping the sperm slightly below body temp for maximum freshness and productivity! | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 2/27/2007 10:01:40 AM | | Balls are like women's breast different sizes for different people!It doesnt matter the size of his balls but how he uses the main man lol! And for the cheating thing even guys with only one ball cheat the size has nothing to do with if he's gonna cheat or not! | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 11/11/2007 3:53:25 AM | LOL, what are jingle balls?
Anyway, I can actually add some perspective to this thread from personal experience. Not to sound like I am talking myself up or what not, but my balls are quite large. To the point that I cannot wear jeans or regular fitting pants. When I was younger there was some concern shown from my doctor, so I actually had an ultrasound done once down there just to make sure there was nothing wrong. Thankfully everything is 100% normal, just that they are large.
I have had a mixed reactions from women. Some are really freaked out by it. Some think it is really cool. It just depends on the person. As for the ones that get freaked out by it, they often ask if something is wrong (i.e. disease or something). Some get disappointed because they just aren't sure how to please "them" (can't put in mouth etc...). As for the positive reactions, some women women think it is just different and cool. Some like to grab on to them (one ex gf enjoyed grabbing my crotch a lot under the table when we would go out). Then of course during sex many commented that the loud smacking sound and feeling the weight hit against them turned them on more.
Finally I will say this. Every women I have dated mentioned that they have never even though about ball size until we started to date. So sadly, it seems as if the "berries" are not as important as the "twig". See ya! | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 11/11/2007 4:24:49 AM | Oh no .. after breast implants and penis extensions ... here comes ball enhancement surgery  | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 11/11/2007 6:13:24 AM | LOL, have you ever heard about neuticles? Testicle-shaped hard silicone balls that can be implanted into neutered feline, canines, and other wildlife to give the impression that they still have there family jewels. Perhaps soon to hit the stores soon with the human version??
http://www.neuticles.com/ | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 11/11/2007 6:19:19 AM | | Oh well....at least on those cold winter nights when he's snowed in and killing time by checking his scrotum for pimples he will at least have a more time consuming project than some. | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 11/11/2007 10:21:34 AM | | Big balls? Ick. I'll pass, thanks. | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 11/11/2007 12:07:48 PM | For clarity the source of the "rumor" is a book called "Sperm Wars" and it deals with the evolutionary aspect of procreation. I believe Public Television did a piece on it about 10 years ago. The actual finding is that male animals whose adult females are promiscuous actually develop larger testicles over time to stay in the breeding game.
The book is filled with a lot of hard science and is quite interesting. It may be out of print but many libraries could probably find a copy somewhere.
Most men are in proportion;with respect to evolution I believe we are somewhere in the middle in this respect.
Sorry to sidetrack the thread.... | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 1/28/2008 2:14:57 PM | | Well testicles produce testosterone, the male hormone. Whether or not bigger testes produce more testosterone is another question. I think it would be uncomfortable to have huge stones. I saw an episode of Nip/Tuck once where a guy was asking for implants bc his were too small for his liking. The ones they had on the show were a bit bigger than golf balls and I thought OH GOOD GOD! I have a hard enough time trying not to pinch mine in/on everything as it is! I'd be scared to run or kick or sit or close my legs with those things! | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 1/31/2008 1:36:16 PM | Big balls do tend to go along with a big tool. Wouldn't I look odd as a big guy, if I had little tiny balls under my larger than average tool?
Peace! | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 1/31/2008 1:47:29 PM | big balls make a portable blind fold when doing 69!!!( millibeans halo drops again lol)
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smd83
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Joined: 1/17/2008
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| Big Balls
Posted: 1/31/2008 2:04:04 PM | "My Dog is only 8 months old and he makes me feel likea schoolboy...I mean how am i supposed to be Alpha of the troop when he is packing watermelons!!!!!!!"
ohhh and to think of it in that perspect he's got a larger tongue too..
eeewww that even grossed me out... but it was funny how you compared your marbles to his watermellons... | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 1/31/2008 2:24:54 PM |
Oh no .. after breast implants and penis extensions ... here comes ball enhancement surgery
What a riot...then all the lawsuits when the silicone starts leaking....
Given the sag factor, I'd think that like big boobies and having to take care when zipping an older woman's pants not to snag a boobie...the poor guy would have to take care that he didn't stand on them whenever he sat down... | |
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roddw
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Joined: 1/7/2008
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| Big Balls
Posted: 2/1/2008 1:17:48 PM | I have been told my sack is a little larger than the average,
doesn't make me cheat...it does make me shoot a huge load and i have to take vit E to keep my prostate from swelling.
my gf loves it and there not saggy at all . | |
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EH1
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Joined: 1/8/2008
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| Big Balls
Posted: 2/1/2008 1:19:30 PM |
Oh no .. after breast implants and penis extensions ... here comes ball enhancement surgery
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| Big Balls
Posted: 6/28/2008 9:45:32 PM | I just found out that I have big balls after a woman told me.  | |
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