| What do you say instead of cussing
Posted: 7/4/2006 5:51:20 PM | A couple of my favourite sound alikes ......
For five six
For cryin in the sink
They work for me , but I still let the harsh ones go sometimes too ... Oh , I meant the words , not the flatulence mentioned in the previous post .( OK , maybe some of those too ) | |
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| What do you say instead of cussing
Posted: 7/14/2006 10:16:53 PM | Dont be such a Richard Cranium
OT: i RARELY 'substitute'
as a NAVY wife (long ago)-the hubby's felow sailors
coined a new lil 'sayin'
"DAM-you got a mouth like a sailor'S WIFE"
(cuz a lil ol me)
LOTS dont 'enjoy' my 'EXPRESSIVE' words
(even if they DO 'pretend' to not mind-at FIRST)
BUT?
i am me-*shrug*
i DO say : Wholly Spiccoli/or guacamoley
dagnabbit
flim flam frikin
and, a few others
just never a substitition though
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| What do you say instead of cussing
Posted: 7/16/2006 8:35:15 AM | | I say "holy shnikies" as opposed to "holy sh!t" so my kids don't copy the bad word. And if I do something to hurt myself I usually come out with "holy son of a cow!" | |
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| What do you say instead of cussing
Posted: 7/16/2006 9:41:44 AM | then I was working with a horse in sandals
An equine wearing Birkenstocks? Fantastic!
Love to see a photo !
"While on safari, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know".
Groucho Marx | |
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| What do you say instead of cussing
Posted: 7/16/2006 9:44:57 AM | "GM Chrysler !!!" courtesy of Principal Seymour Skinner
"Shiva H. Vishnu" from Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (although it would be swearing for him, being Hindu and all.) | |
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| What do you say instead of cussing
Posted: 7/17/2006 9:41:00 AM | (caps are emphasis)
God BLESS AmERica
FUDGEcookies
FUDGEnuts
Hotter than JalaPENos
Oh, spit
CRACKerbarrels
Ah, SHIPshape
SUckerhead
Hot DIGGITY dang
Holy crackaMOly
CRIminitaly | |
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| What do you say instead of cussing
Posted: 7/17/2006 9:48:45 AM | Oops, forgot these:
SoNOma Beach
Ash-hole
Spit-head
And these that I like from Johnny Dangerously:
Icehole
Fargin
Bastage | |
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| What do you say instead of cussing
Posted: 7/17/2006 9:53:16 AM | Man I wish I was as polite as all of you.
I just let rip and cuss like a navvy when the mood strikes.............. | |
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| What do you say instead of cussing
Posted: 7/17/2006 1:05:59 PM | | A woman I used to play darts with would always say "Son of a motherless goat". She always made an impression. | |
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| What do you say instead of cussing
Posted: 7/17/2006 1:42:32 PM | Oh bloody hell (a British expression)
There is also "shoot". As George Carlin said, "shoot is shit withe two 'O's "
Crap. | |
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| What do you say instead of cussing
Posted: 7/17/2006 1:42:45 PM | Oh bloody hell (a British expression)
There is also "shoot". As George Carlin said, "shoot is shit with two 'O's "
Crap. | |
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| What do you say instead of cussing
Posted: 8/5/2006 10:16:59 AM | I have a dirty mouth sometimes.. but I try not to say too many bad words..
I say
Son of a...
For the love of pete
Oh for the love of God
Heck No | |
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| What do you say instead of cussing
Posted: 8/5/2006 10:28:00 AM | mother f*in son of a b*tch...ooops. was that swearing?
take cuss words out of me i will have to beat he livin# s#it out of you just before i tell you to g% f&8k y*(%elf and and e$t s^&t and die while i am cramming a h%t red crow bar up yer as# | |
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| What do you say instead of cussing
Posted: 8/5/2006 8:14:53 PM | I don't use vulgarity often, but "church swears" are no big deal to me. I don't buy into that flavour of kool-aid.
When my daughter was 4, she picked up on-
"What the hell......?" and "Dammit!"
No big whoop,
....I'm a big fan of "Frickin'" in place of the other F word.
"Jebus" is cool on soooo... many levels. | |
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| What do you say instead of cussing
Posted: 8/5/2006 9:26:58 PM | Sorry.I'm a former sailor.Believe it or not,In bootcamp,our drill instructer told us"If you don't cuss now,You will by the time you leave here."He was right.I cuss like crazy.Although,I have heard some good substitutes:
Mother of satan
crap on a cracker
bisquit eaters(my ex's personal fave.)
butter(one of my coworkers says this) | |
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| What do you say instead of cussing
Posted: 8/5/2006 9:44:41 PM | 3 pages, and not one mention of a very common ailment among ALL politicians?
*Cranial Rectitis* The "cuss" it's used instead of, should be obvious to those not suffering
from (or, in some cases enjoying) this dreaded ailment. | |
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| What do you say instead of cussing
Posted: 8/5/2006 10:10:33 PM | I'm big on "oh for GOODNESS SAKES!"
Or "Oh Criminy".
Though, more often than not, I just let loose and swear. | |
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| What do you say instead of cussing
Posted: 8/6/2006 2:08:31 AM | We had a memo go around work recently due to other people complaining about 'bad' language. So attached to the memo were a few suggestions when you feel the need to cuss...
"For crying in my soup"
"Son of a biscuit box"
"Barnacles" * a la SpongeBob
Our receptionist is from The Isle of Wight and she uses "oh crikey" quite a bit, or "bloody hell"
I've heard from my Newfie friends "lord tunderin jesus" | |
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