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| Re: what is the most perverted thing that you have ever done?
Posted: 9/7/2009 7:51:43 PM | I claim to have a higher libido at the age of 54 than I did while I was younger, and that my libido has never been higher.
I claim to enjoy making love with a man with an average sized pen1s rather than one above average in size, in fact I do not enjoy making love with a man who is considered by male standards "well endowed".
I do not enjoy casual sex. Making love is far superior to a casual fvck.
As far as I am concerned, sex at the age of 54 with my current partner is better than any sex I have enjoyed in my lifetime.
I get perverse pleasure out of making statements like the ones above because I know full well that they will make some men crazy. They will rant and rave and insist I am lying and don't know what the he11 I am talking about. They will never accept the fact that these statements are all true. I would say that the most perverted thing I have ever done is to regularly participate on these forums. | |
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| Re: what is the most perverted thing that you have ever done?
Posted: 9/8/2009 4:15:50 PM | widowsdesire,
I get perverse pleasure out of making statements like the ones above because I know full well that they will make some men crazy.
No, it's just a post outside of the thread topic. You're pouty about people talking about (true) perverse situations they've been in. Why would someone question whether your current lover is the best one you've had? Or that you don't like "too big"****? Or that you had a low sex drive when you were younger? You've got some angst from other threads carrying into this one!
I would say that the most perverted thing I have ever done is to regularly participate on these forums.
The most perverted thing I'd do is to meet up with an older family-matters woman who's ga-ga over the word "values" and Campbells Soup commercials, and finds things really kinky with proper-sex-and-only-when-in-a-serious-relationship, but has an actual sex drive in her older years... lift up her cooking apron and have crazy casual sex in the kitchen next to the lunchboxes, just to hear the phrase afterward "Just to let you know, I like NEVER do this sort of thing..."
Okay, okay, I'm not like that -- but that'd be hilarious to see in a sitcom or something! | |
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| Re: what is the most perverted thing that you have ever done?
Posted: 9/8/2009 4:33:27 PM | Perverted.......
OK,but by whose standards?Bet some of us can actually find ways to really enjoy a waffle iron,a puppy,handcuffs,a taser,duct tape,clamps,sisal rope,black pepper,two cucumbers,9 vt battery,some marbles,ping pong paddles,sardines,coat hangers,the neighbors baby sitter,vice grip pliers and a 50lb block of lard and still have time left to make it to happy hour.
And I'll bet a few would even add............ | |
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