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Posted: 11/14/2007 1:45:54 PM | | irish man goes to a klu klux klan fancy dress party as al jolsen | |
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| HURRAY FOR THE IRISH
Posted: 11/14/2007 9:00:30 PM |
irish man goes to a klu klux klan fancy dress party as al jolsen
Who the what? Can some one explain that to all the NON-kkk members in the room, please? | |
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Posted: 11/16/2007 8:40:50 AM | | irish fella goes to a car boot sale backs in the wrong way n sold his f####ing engine | |
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Posted: 11/16/2007 9:13:59 AM | 2 irish blokes walk out of a bar.......................What it could happen | |
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| VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELAND 2006
Posted: 11/17/2007 5:55:48 PM | A London lawyer driving through Dublin runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a London
lawyer, from London, and is certain that he has a better education
than any paddy cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some
fun at the Garda's expense!!
Irish Garda says," License and registration, please."
London Lawyer says, "What for?"
Irish Garda replies, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the Stop sign."
London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Irish
Garda says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please." London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Irish Garda says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete
stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between
"slow down" and "stop", I'll give you my license and registration and
you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Irish Garda says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir." The London
lawyer exits his vehicle. The Irish Garda takes out his baton and
starts beating the f**k out of the lawyer with it and says, "Do you
want me to stop, or just slow down?"
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| HURRAY FOR THE IRISH
Posted: 11/18/2007 3:36:46 AM | Those are lame... not one was funny.. just stupid.
I have heard funnier jokes than that from kids... how old are you people? geeze, half of them were taken from other parts of the humor forums. It does seem that the "english" think they are funny, just lame....
what a waste of time reading that stuff... 
most of it was just offensive, why do people think it is ok to be pre judice to any group of people? do you even know what humor is? NO, you dont! | |
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| HURRAY FOR THE IRISH
Posted: 11/18/2007 7:59:18 AM | Chill out, betterlate
You can always tell an Irishman, but you can't tell him much 
By the way, I'm the proud son of a Belfast-born-and-raised mother and I appreciate the traditional, albeit, pollitically incorrect humor. Storytelling and self-depricating humor, usually associated with drinking, is a major part of our heritage. I guess you didn't know that God created alcohol to prevent us (the Irish) from ruling the world. | |
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| HURRAY FOR THE IRISH
Posted: 11/19/2007 10:50:10 AM | An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman walk into a bar.
The barman says, "What's this? Some kind of joke?"
Yes, I am from Northern Ireland originally and I, too, appreciate the humour!  | |
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Posted: 2/9/2008 2:25:01 AM | Oh dear, some people obviously don't have a sense of humour do they!! I guess i'd better not upset anyone by telling racially motivated stories: So....I think THIS should be safe!!
Two Martians, Mick & Paddy see each other in the street one day, Mick asks (In his Martian accent) Paddy, "Have you seen old Murphy lately"??
Paddy replies; "Surely you heard Mick, he died two weeks ago!"
Mick asks how he died,
Paddy says, "He died from a broken finger, a bus ran over it!"
Mick said, "Jayysus Paddy, you must be mistaken. You don't die from a broken finger!"
Paddy said, "Well Mick. He was scratching his ar se at the time!"
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| HURRAY FOR THE IRISH
Posted: 2/11/2008 3:32:19 AM | Shure, an I may be Irish on me dear departed Mother's side,
her bein a Conway until she married an Englishman.. but in deference
to my English side, I offer this English song..
They're moving father's grave to build a sewer
They're moving it regardless of expense.
They're moving his remains
to lay down nine-inch drains
To irrigate some rich bloke's
residence.
Now what's the use of having a religion..?
If when you're dead you cannot get
some peace
'Cause some society chap wants
a pipeline to his tank
And moves you from your place of rest and peace...??
Now father in his life never was a quitter
And I'm sure that he'll not be a quitter now.
And in his winding sheet,
he will haunt that privy seat
And only let them go
when he'll allow.
Now won't there be some bleedin' consternation..?
And won't those city toffs begin to rave..!
But it's no more than they deserve,
'cause they had the bleedin' nerve
To muck about
with a British workman's
grave. | |
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| HURRAY FOR THE IRISH
Posted: 3/3/2008 1:59:43 PM | | IRISH FELLA ORDERS A PIZZA DO YOU WANT IT CUT INTO 12 PIECES OR EIGHT PIECES I BETTER HAVE EIGHT I COULDNT EAT TWELVE HE SAYS | |
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| HURRAY FOR THE IRISH
Posted: 3/3/2008 4:21:45 PM | this happened in ireland or northern ireland....whereever cork is.
A Cork radio station was running a competition.
Words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: "96fm here, whats your name?"
Caller: "hi, me names dave."
DJ: Dave whats your word?"
Caller: "Goan...spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced "go-an"."
DJ: Dave, you are correct goan is not in the dictionary. Now for the trip to Bali: what sentence can you make for that word in that would make sense?"
Caller: "Goan **** yourself!"
The Dj cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
DJ: "96fm here, whats your name?"
Caller: "hi, me names jeff."
DJ: Dave whats your word?"
Caller: "Smee...spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced "smee"."
DJ: Dave, you are correct smee is not in the dictionary. Now for the trip to Bali: what sentence can you make for that word in that would make sense?"
CAller: "Smee again! goan **** yourself!" | |
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