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| Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/4/2005 1:47:27 PM | | Thank you limo for being of sound mind and encouraging positive thought toward my way unlike yet another ignorant man thinking only with his penis. My ex is mormon... so I know it's not because he wants to date. TRUST me. LOL | |
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| Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/4/2005 2:00:30 PM | "I have found that people who say they are brutally honest usually can't stand when someone is brutally honest with them."
Yeah, and typically for some...."Brutally Honest" can give someone an excuse and, for some to enjoy in partaking in just being rude to someone.
Honesty, yes....brutal honesty = excuse to be rude. | |
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| Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/4/2005 9:58:48 PM | The worst for me was probably having them say nothing. ...was just as if they fell off the face of the earth. I think a bullsh*t line would've been better than nothing.
Since 'nothing' doesn't answer the question, my next choice would be: "I'm putting my career infront of my social life." | |
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| Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/5/2005 10:11:19 AM | OMG lmfao, FID "After hearing that, I so want to date you limo. I'll even let you get drunk and puke all over my neighbor's balcony. ;)"
WOOHOO LEts go!!
Avator- I didn't say it was too small but i did chuckle and ask if he was hard when I saw it for the first time. But his wanting to plumit to his death cause he like talked to me once ever, came about after 2 years of being in love. Of course this is the same guy who left me at home alone to go to a party and get drunk, right after I found out my father had a severe heart attack, and like 10% chance of living. Yeah we had such a good relationship!
I guess that would be my other worst line:
limo- "mark can you just stay for an hour, i could really use some support right now, ill drive you to the party in an hour (oh yeah its 4 in the afternoon at this time"
Mark- "mmmmmm yeah im going to have to go ahead and go get drunk now, sorry, ill call you, BYe"
Stupid faaaker. | |
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| Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/5/2005 10:36:14 AM | I am with K_Wguy
The falling off the face of the earth thing. Poor manners. Especially after you spend all that time making friends. Seems so disingenuious.
Even when I meet a gal and dont wanna be with her as a couple, I still communicate. Friends are cool. | |
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| Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/5/2005 11:02:26 AM | November_girl- I am really sorry about your heartache and I do hope that you two can work things out. Maybe not be in a very serious relationship but still see one another when time allows.
There are people everywhere who have to take time off from relationships due to their schooling or careers, and as much as it hurts both parties, all you can really do is support them, hope for the best, and usually things in the future turn out for the better. I am sure he will miss you and come crawling back to you anyways babe. YOure a beauty. Keep smiling even if its a fake one it will make the day a little better. | |
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| Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/5/2005 5:18:15 PM | The worst breakup line I've heard was after I had the misfortune to have 'butt' sex with a guy named Luis who was basically a scumbag. he told all of his boys
that he ****ed me up the ass. I actually thought he was gonna keep this between us. He called me a **** and told me to get my
sh*t out of his face. everyone called me a whore and they called him a pimp. I
seriously contemplated murder/suicide. I hated him. I hated myself. I
spent a long time without sex or love after that. It's only recently
that I opened up to a guy again. | |
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| Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/5/2005 5:24:07 PM | That guy is a **stard... but hey, most Luis's that I know (and I know quite a few of em) are retards...
You could have gone telling his friends that he liked it when you stuck a spoon in his ass or something... | |
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| Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/5/2005 7:02:16 PM | he said., "I am not ready for a commitment at this point, and something to the effect of him wanting to explore other women since he had only been with bubbly blondes. He added that we could still hook up...I was like ummm no you arent having your cake and eating it too
Fast forward a day later, he is screwing the puerto rican babbi from his work | |
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| Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/5/2005 7:27:03 PM | | I went out with this gorgeous girl for three dates and all she did was complain about guys "making their moves" too soon. I liked her so I didn't make any moves and she said I wasn't picking up on her signals and then emailed me a picture of herself in a bikini?! | |
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| Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/5/2005 8:21:32 PM | | I like the one on Fraser when the woman says " Back then I was spiralling out of control. I was a sex addict but didn't know it until I was with you and I hit rock bottom". | |
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| Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/6/2005 4:41:29 PM | Thank you, onthebus44... What is it with guys that say NOTHING? I did it once, and have given my share of lame lines to people, so I guess this last one was payback. But, ugh, it left me disgusted. Working hard not to be mad, but it was so rude!
I'm totally cool with just being friends. It's like with some, it's all or nothing. And when they decide it's nothing, that's it. Rude rude rude...
I'm not so riled up with my one experience, as that I watched my friend spend months talking to and getting to know two different guys in the 8 months I spent with the one. She met them online, I was set up...she met one of them, he asked to see her again yada yada yada, then didn't call anymore! The guy I was talking to just turned cold after 6 months, so I don't know....
Anyhow, that's my rant on this subject!
My worst line give was: "Stop stalking me..." lol No, really...well, yes really,but that was waaay after I first dumped them. Some people can be such creeps. As far as the initial breakup, I've used the "i know you'll find someone you'll be happy with" stuff. I felt like a caged bird in that relationship.
No worries now...I haven't dumped anyone for a couple years! | |
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| Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/6/2005 4:55:36 PM | | It wasn't exactly a line,but my wife of 3 years,who I have 3 children with.Answed an ad on a porn site to have sex with a couple and sent me the photos for Christmas.I don't think anyone can top that one.She also kidnapped the kids and took them from Michigan to Alabama to do this.Stole my van,6 months of bill money and all my health cards and ss card,then had my mail redirected to Alabama so I wouldn't know I was 6 months behind in the bills.Actorstuntman | |
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| Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/7/2005 9:22:04 AM | Well I think tha best one I EVER got was from my last ex of two yrs.She was a bartender/server in a Hotel I drink at as a regular,and she basically had only worked there at the time for about 3 or so months.I was at the club one friday night and had seen her siiting with a GF of hers,so I thought I'd take the oppertunity to introduce myself. I went up and said Hi I'm.......and b4 I could even get my name out she barks at me"Fuk you ,you look JUST like tha guy who just rIPPed off my phone!"tHEN GRABS tha head of her friend,yanks her forward and starts to neck with her!!
So needless ta say I was a lil stunned and saddened that somehow we lost another hot woman to tha dyke brigade..........I just ignoreed her for like 6 months,nothing but business and small talk......she didnt remember meeting me that night .....but I sure did.
She came and sat with me before one of her shifts and had a smoke...........tha rest is History | |
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Posted: 3/7/2005 4:49:51 PM | | Well this happened to me this weekend i went to a Bar with some friends and decided to go by some drinks i saw this knock out of a lady and decided to make some small talk and buy her a drink . I went up to the bar and said hi mind if i buy you a drink next thing i know i felt some pain in the sack area and looked down only to notice that she just clocked me with her knee and so i grabbed my composure giving her no glory in me falling down in the fetal postion i walked out the door followed by my friends and dropped like a sack of hammer near my car and crawled in and drove home to where i put an ice pack and downed some tynenol but all i can say i ain;t a breakoff line but i am saying it sucked. | |
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| Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/7/2005 6:52:08 PM | | i gave the best one shortly after 9/11 im being re enlisted even though my duty station was 50 miles away. she accepted it and moved on still pissed but her girlfriend is happy | |
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