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 Author Thread: Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
 SweetSpirit

Joined: 3/6/2005
Msg: 76
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/8/2005 12:16:13 AM

Worst is " I just ****ed your best friend last night and he was better so **** off


S.D. that's hideous! So, when are men gonna develop a radar for detecting psychos, huh? That's awful!

Well, wait, unless she was wronged first. But I won't assume that at all...just insert so no one jumps onto me. lol
 S.D. Jr

Joined: 2/28/2005
Msg: 77
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/8/2005 4:32:07 PM
Well to clarify for some people it was my ex dumping me and telling me that to my face in front of my ex best friend now new no 1 on the sh*tlist
 electricspatula

Joined: 2/22/2005
Msg: 78
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/8/2005 5:13:46 PM
When I want to break up with a guy, I try something like "you gotta respect a guy like the Unabomber." Not only will they dump you, they'll stay far away.
 Lets Go Racing

Joined: 1/26/2005
Msg: 79
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/8/2005 6:16:27 PM
Your farts stink.....I'm out

(not my fault the **** kept cramming mexican food down my throat)
 Kamway

Joined: 1/2/2005
Msg: 80
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/8/2005 11:41:48 PM
I need to spend more time with jesus
 midnightmike

Joined: 1/1/2004
Msg: 81
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/9/2005 3:51:52 AM
...sorry...can't go out with you tonight, I have to wax the dog....
 suthrncharm

Joined: 2/28/2005
Msg: 82
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/9/2005 7:04:22 AM
my dog thinks your a ****..and he would know
 K-TownGirl

Joined: 2/12/2005
Msg: 83
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/9/2005 7:20:21 AM
The worst line I have heard came from my boyfriend of 3 yrs.... " I want a open relationship...I want to date this GUY in my class" Wee coming out and breaking up with me
 PixelsOnAScreen

Joined: 10/6/2004
Msg: 84
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Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/9/2005 6:12:58 PM
"From now on I know you no more, the foulest dung of the lowest creature holds a greater place in my heart." (this wasn't used on me)
 indigo rose

Joined: 11/25/2004
Msg: 85
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/10/2005 7:01:24 AM
...my mom doesn't want me to go out with you anymore
 HAHANOW

Joined: 9/28/2004
Msg: 86
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/11/2005 2:19:40 PM
sorry , I know weve been together for two years but, there is something I must tell you. I MARRIED!
 HAHANOW

Joined: 9/28/2004
Msg: 87
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/11/2005 2:20:14 PM
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 lil_kootenay_devil

Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 88
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/11/2005 3:19:39 PM
the worst one i have heard my told to my friend. "i wanna get married someday but not to u"
thats gotta hurt they were together for 3 years when he said that one
 charlie_mops

Joined: 3/10/2005
Msg: 89
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/22/2005 5:27:13 AM
I once ended it with a girl by saying "I just don't see things going anywhere between us and I think we should end it here", she responed by saying "I don't agree"...lol
It was so clever that I had to keep her around another month.
 knightrd

Joined: 2/27/2005
Msg: 90
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/22/2005 5:30:25 AM
Ah.. there's something sexy about a woman who knows what she wants.
 DOWNSOUTH

Joined: 2/21/2005
Msg: 91
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/22/2005 6:10:54 AM
In today's world they just don't call or write.
 a_vamp

Joined: 4/24/2004
Msg: 92
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/22/2005 6:16:50 AM
I'm actually GAY....
 Cache-Monet

Joined: 12/2/2004
Msg: 93
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/22/2005 7:25:10 AM
The one I usually end up hearing is.........


Hi my name is _________. Im not home right now but if you leave a message, I'll call you back as soon as possible.
 reeferjones

Joined: 2/12/2005
Msg: 94
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/22/2005 7:39:50 AM
After drinking Mikes hard lemonade fer 3 hrs.......I introduced myself to a woman and she I'm taken and your breath stinks...........I changed to tequilla to see how that would pan out........................
 hotbush

Joined: 12/28/2004
Msg: 95
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/23/2005 10:14:41 AM
guy calls

asks for the girl
is told

she died
 Tatiana21

Joined: 1/11/2005
Msg: 96
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/27/2005 7:48:04 PM
Mine was...I just lost interest...just that simple line...
 pinkflame

Joined: 3/25/2005
Msg: 97
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/27/2005 8:12:47 PM
I'm just not attracted to you anymore.
 Lets Go Racing

Joined: 1/26/2005
Msg: 98
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/28/2005 7:30:20 AM
I know that this is a chicken sh*tway to say what I have to say... but here
it goes.

First off, I am very sorry that I hurt you, as I know I did, and as I knew I
eventually would. I say that because I know my own track record. I
realized a long time ago that you were much more emotionally involved in
this relationship than I was, or could ever be. I realize now that perhaps
I should have broken things off sooner, or not allowed them to progress the
way that they did, and for that I am sorry. I am very sorry for the pain it
caused you.

Please don't think however that I was just leading you on, or toying with
you. I really was very confused on what I wanted. You are a great guy. We
have a lot of fun together, and I could see us having a great time in the
future as well. On a lot of levels, I really really wanted it to somehow
work between us.... but as much as I wanted it to be there sometimes, that
spark" just wasn't there for me. I kept holding on, trying with all my
might to make it happen, but very recently I realized that it just wasn't
going to happen. As much as I like you as a person, I just couldn't make
those deeper feelings happen. And I also realized that by leading you to
think that things were peachy keen between us, that was just not fair to you
I also realize that I should have talked to you about this, kept you
informed of what was going on in my head.... but I just didn't have the
heart to say it. I just kept hoping that someday something inside of me
would click, and I would fall head over heels as well, and then I wouldn't
have to hurt you.

Keefe, I know how emotionally involved you are... I know that you think you
are in love, you've said it to me one too many times when you thought I was
asleep. And, sorry, but it was all too apparent on your face and in your
eyes. And I am not scorning you for that... but I just couldn't return
those feelings. Because, you see, as the song goes... you can lead a heart
to love, but you can't make it fall. As I said, I have been putting off
telling you this, or breaking it off with you because we do have so much fun
and because I knew that you would be hurt. But, I realize now that I was
not doing you or me any good in doing that, all I was accomplishing was
hurting you even worse in the end by prolonging this.

I realize that at this point in time, I am not going to be your favorite
person... hell you may even hate me... I don't know. But I do know that I
would like it if, by some miracle, someday we could remain friends at least.

I know that this is chicken shit.... as I have already said. I know that I
play the tough role really well. But in all reality I am not tough at all..
and I don't think, actually I know, that I would have a very hard time
being this honest with you even over the phone. I hope that someday you can
forgive me... and I hope that the pain I have caused you will not be too bad
If you decide that you would never want to talk to me again, than I
sincerely hope that you find true happiness with a person that truly
deserves what you have to offer her. For, I do not.

Again, I am very sorry for any pain I have caused you, trust me it was never
my intention.
 beachergal

Joined: 2/14/2005
Msg: 99
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/28/2005 9:01:31 AM
I think I may have just used it....."you're a great guy, just not for me"
 thecatt

Joined: 1/12/2005
Msg: 100
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/28/2005 9:47:00 AM
My worst breakup started with a guy over 19 years ago. When we started dating he knew I was 'fixed' and not able to have more children.
After a few months he informed me that he was breaking up with me because he might like to father children. But, if it turned out that he was sterile, he'd come back to me.
*cough*cough*

We had been in a band together. The break up went really bad and both of us ended up dropping out of the band.

The next month I started dating someone else. Me and my new boyfriend married three months later.
After 18 1/2 years of marriage he came home one day and said he was leaving me. He said that he no longer knew who he was or what he wanted.
This happened to me on July 31, 2004.

Seriously, it wouldn't be THAT bad to spend the rest of my life alone, would it?
;-)
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