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 Author Thread: Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
 reeferjones

Joined: 2/12/2005
Msg: 101
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/28/2005 9:48:38 AM
hmmmmm no-ones brought up the ever popular go fuk yerself loser.........lol......not that i could hear exACTly what she was saying....it was loud
 thecatt

Joined: 1/12/2005
Msg: 102
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/28/2005 9:53:18 AM
reeferjones, I broke up with someone like that, back in my early 20's.
But he was a real pig and deserved it.

 illnevertell

Joined: 11/17/2004
Msg: 103
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/28/2005 9:53:42 AM
(over the phone, mind you) "I'm not in love with you anymore" goes on to say "But , I still want to see you and stuff, do you think we can do that"? WTFFFF? *translation: I met this chick, and I am too much of a wuss to tell you I have been seeing her, even though you have been asking me and have been right all along. I know things are not going to work out, and eventually, after i have had my fun, I will come crawling back to you and I just want to keep the lines of communication open for that day. (the day came, I had moved on) That was 15 yrs ago......now he wants to marry me again.
 Sliv

Joined: 3/9/2005
Msg: 104
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/28/2005 9:56:26 AM
"It's not me, it's you."
 thecatt

Joined: 1/12/2005
Msg: 105
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/28/2005 9:56:45 AM
He did this OVER THE PHONE?
(shaking my head)

Well, my husband, when he moved out last July, said that he might come back home one day.
But, on November 2, 2004, he TEXT MESSAGED me that he wanted a divorce after all. He hasn't spoken a word to me since.

I wouldn't take him back if he were dying and just won the lottery.
 illnevertell

Joined: 11/17/2004
Msg: 106
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/28/2005 10:00:24 AM
yeah, well you know, some people are all about class
 thecatt

Joined: 1/12/2005
Msg: 107
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/28/2005 10:03:44 AM
And, and, and.....what goes around comes around.
 Evil~Princess~Tera

Joined: 2/26/2005
Msg: 108
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/28/2005 10:27:16 AM
the best one i have ever been given by a b/f.....

You're too good of a girlfriend and I have to leave you because I don't feel like a man. You do everything for me and I can't take it anymore.

Translation: please move out so i can sleep with all your friends
 reeferjones

Joined: 2/12/2005
Msg: 109
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/28/2005 1:06:15 PM
^^^ i think i just read the best one ive seen lmfao.......what a dorkstick
 critlet

Joined: 12/5/2004
Msg: 110
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/28/2005 1:13:57 PM
My worst has been ..You are too smart for me, i feel intimidated
 SarGasm

Joined: 3/20/2005
Msg: 111
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/28/2005 1:39:37 PM
"you're not devoted enough to god for me."

- coming from the girl who knew i wasn't a Christian.

"thanks...you can leave now."

- me to my stalker ex-girlfriend right after sex. i tried everything to break up with her...she just kept following me EVERYWHERE. worst stalker ever too. that line finally worked. maybe it was my timing.
 steph669

Joined: 2/12/2005
Msg: 112
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/29/2005 9:56:31 PM
I feel a extremely betrayed by Racing. I mean, if I had known that he was going to take my personal email and post it in on this site, I would not have been as nice to him, and so hard on myself! But I guess that some people have to resort to childish retalliation when the other person involved is trying to be an adult. Too bad! Not a real classy way to handle things I must say... but what can I say? Most men are juvenile!
 SteveO_74

Joined: 3/28/2005
Msg: 113
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Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/30/2005 1:05:02 AM
sorry but i think i'm gay
 Sliv

Joined: 3/9/2005
Msg: 114
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/30/2005 2:07:34 AM
I know I, for one, am theirst for more more.
 Double Cabin

Joined: 11/29/2004
Msg: 115
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Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/30/2005 11:23:20 AM
"You're going to love my brother...He's a gay necrophiliac."
 photogal82

Joined: 7/10/2005
Msg: 116
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 9/7/2005 1:25:36 PM
This guy and I were dating for a month and then blows me off after watching "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" calls me a week later saying that the movie really ****ed him up and made him realize he was still in love with his ex-girlfriend. He was a little weird though... I had to kill spiders for him because he was too scared... What a weirdo.
 a_vamp

Joined: 4/24/2004
Msg: 117
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 9/11/2005 6:56:23 PM
Erm... How about...

"I met someone. I haven't even got a phone number but I think I should. And if we're both still single in 6 months time, I might just wanna meet up..."

Woah... Someone has waaaaaay too much "confident" in himself its makin him shameless... As if its MY problem he doesn't get laid... No need to think twice to tell him to f*ck off and STAY away.
 snshne

Joined: 9/8/2005
Msg: 118
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Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 9/26/2005 9:47:13 AM
Or my personal favorite...."You're just not the marring kind sweety, So lets not waste each others time"..... and by the way now he is dating a stripper!!!!
 FTN84

Joined: 8/21/2005
Msg: 119
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Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 9/26/2005 10:09:56 AM
"It's not like we were actually dating" as she hands back the engagement ring..

"Your mom is a whore and I hope your brother comes back from Iraq in a body bag, oh, and I've had another boyfriend this whole time"..
 FTN84

Joined: 8/21/2005
Msg: 120
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Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 9/26/2005 10:10:05 AM
"It's not like we were actually dating" as she hands back the engagement ring..

"Your mom is a whore and I hope your brother comes back from Iraq in a body bag, oh, and I've had another boyfriend this whole time"..
 AliciaM

Joined: 6/2/2005
Msg: 121
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 9/26/2005 10:19:51 AM
the worst... Having him tell me that he is falling in love with me, really sweet.. 2 Days later calling and saying he had no feelings for me.. What the hell is that???!!!!
 caringnsweet

Joined: 9/25/2005
Msg: 122
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 9/26/2005 10:27:43 AM
It`s not you, it`s me. I still love you.


She could be a politician with all that double talk...
 ripley65

Joined: 7/29/2005
Msg: 123
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 9/26/2005 11:32:32 AM
' I thought i was over it but im not. I guess i have more wild oats to sew. Maybe someday we can pick up where we left off. You will just never know how much i do love you"


Oooooooookkkkkkk,,,,,,so, uh,,although he does love me,,,he wants to f*ck other women??

*sighs* men! lolol
 monday_maven

Joined: 9/4/2005
Msg: 124
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 9/26/2005 12:07:10 PM
And I quote, "You're girlfriend material."
 TripleThreatLive

Joined: 6/29/2005
Msg: 125
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 9/26/2005 12:31:24 PM
My husband is getting very upset by this so we have to stop .
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