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 ~Dangerous Liaison~

Joined: 8/22/2005
Msg: 126
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 9/26/2005 3:16:41 PM
"i cant marry you, im not in love with you anymore...but lets do it one last time"...LMFAO..he was a douche bag
 TripleThreatLive

Joined: 6/29/2005
Msg: 127
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 9/26/2005 4:14:22 PM
come on hun just one last time my new girlfriend is parking the car I have some time !!
 infresno

Joined: 9/25/2005
Msg: 128
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 9/26/2005 4:27:35 PM
My best friend just broke up with a girl, he told her, "your a great girl BUT, I want to take some time and meet some other girls, just to make sure this is the right thing for me"
 FTN84

Joined: 8/21/2005
Msg: 129
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Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 9/28/2005 6:34:03 PM
It seems that women have gotten more heart-broken than men have in this case.. I wonder why?...
 SeaAngel

Joined: 5/8/2005
Msg: 130
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 9/28/2005 6:42:18 PM
Worst breakoff line I have ever heard...This hurts me more then it hurts you????????? I laughed at that one..didn't hurt me one bit after hearing that pathetic line.
 moxie1967

Joined: 5/21/2005
Msg: 131
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 9/28/2005 6:48:40 PM
Got cold feet at the last moment(before a meet) poof!!! they're gone! lol
 marroongirl

Joined: 7/7/2005
Msg: 132
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Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 9/28/2005 7:36:49 PM
I just got dumped by a guy I was dating for six weeks, who told me that he didn't want to get too attached to me because he had to go back to Guatemala to take care of his recently widowed mother.
 moxie1967

Joined: 5/21/2005
Msg: 133
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 9/28/2005 7:38:30 PM
Awwww thats so sad.
 onegreatm8

Joined: 5/16/2005
Msg: 134
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/7/2005 1:04:46 PM
see if you can top this one? the strangest line ive heard was when i first joined POF and a gal pursued me like a fat kid on a smartie and we agreed to meet, but first I had to answer a question,we were both into music, she asked me to name 3 songs from a group called sigue sigue sputnik, and i could only name 2 and she said were not meeting , at first i thought she was kidding but she was not.

Im thinking ok? somebody's mother dropped them on their head as a child?
 mike1thatisall

Joined: 9/7/2005
Msg: 135
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Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/7/2005 3:21:21 PM
the worst is "I fell in love" and she was telling me that she loved me at the time, and she wasn't childish? I wish I could be mean but, I said something to the effect of as long as you are gonna be happy. hung up and cried.
 terminallycute

Joined: 8/3/2005
Msg: 136
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/7/2005 3:28:13 PM
LMAO

oh my goodness....the worst break up line I have ever heard was...
"you are just to nice for me"...

ahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah

Oh wait...I used that one...hmm.....ponders
 SaavyGal

Joined: 9/24/2005
Msg: 137
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/7/2005 3:31:36 PM
"I described you to my family and they told me to run".
 sassysarah22

Joined: 8/24/2005
Msg: 138
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/7/2005 3:47:10 PM
the worst i ever heard was.. '' MY MOTHER THINKS I AM TOO YOUNG TO BE COMITTED TO 1 GURL''
 m sparow

Joined: 9/24/2005
Msg: 139
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Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/7/2005 4:03:20 PM
you don't have the right body parts so its me not you
 m sparow

Joined: 9/24/2005
Msg: 140
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Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/7/2005 4:12:41 PM
its not the size that counts its how you use it and you just ain't usin it right
 benchfluff

Joined: 9/18/2005
Msg: 141
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Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/7/2005 4:14:42 PM
By far have to agree its the spook act..Things going along fine 6 or 8 weeks and then poof..your email comes back "this person does not wish to receive messages from you" and cell phone is disconnected.. This would be funny except they forget you have their phone, work, and onstar number..but why bother after the vanishing act laceration lol
 Good Boy 73

Joined: 9/7/2005
Msg: 142
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/7/2005 4:25:28 PM
She said this to herself loud enough for me to hear her..lol..should have seen it coming!

"I'm a grown women and the sex is fantastic...so, maybe just one more time for the road!"

lol...she didn't call me the next day...lol...either did I! and we never spoke again!
 Random Fate

Joined: 10/7/2005
Msg: 143
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/7/2005 5:19:57 PM
After twelve years of marriage, I was diagnosed with cervical cancer. After the hysterectomy, my X stated, "You no longer have a womb, thus you are not a WOMAN". I should have casterated him. He contacted his X wife, who abandoned him and their two children, who I raised, flew her 2000 miles across the country and began seeing her for a family reunion. He then also stated...now that my children are nearly grown, I do NOT need you anymore.

How lovely...
 BlauKnight69

Joined: 8/28/2005
Msg: 144
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Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/7/2005 6:14:52 PM
The worst line a hear was: " You are way too nice, but I can not offer you what you need"
and I was so in love with her I thought she was giving me everything I was going to ever need... hehehe I would rather hear an "I found someone else better than you" If a woman wish to break out, why not keep it honest all the way to the end. I feel we deserve better.
 AngelicDefiance

Joined: 10/4/2005
Msg: 145
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/7/2005 6:45:10 PM
I only asked you to marry me to keep you in our son's life ...............................now my ex lol
 p_r_i_n_c_e

Joined: 10/7/2005
Msg: 146
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Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/7/2005 7:03:33 PM
You're a spineless excuse for a male. I don't need drama. I don't want drama.... Hun, if I wanted to marry a woman, I would have become a lesbian.
 AngelicDefiance

Joined: 10/4/2005
Msg: 147
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/7/2005 7:12:57 PM
lmao I agree but he was a****then and still now can't keep a gf unless she's like friggen 19 and he's 30 lmao

 Belladona

Joined: 5/14/2005
Msg: 148
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/7/2005 7:56:19 PM
"My kids don't want me to date anyone but their mom...and I have to be able to look at myself in the morning."
 JuJuBee

Joined: 1/24/2004
Msg: 149
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Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/7/2005 8:25:47 PM
I'm in love w/ your best friend.

Heaven help us all.
 Katherine001

Joined: 7/20/2005
Msg: 150
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/7/2005 8:50:38 PM
@ edster

That pic looks familiar. Could we have been separated at birth?
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