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 Author Thread: Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
 Katherine001

Joined: 7/20/2005
Msg: 151
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/7/2005 8:54:38 PM
Maybe the guys I went out with were not very creative, cause nothing comes close to the stuff I've read here.
 time2spare

Joined: 9/29/2005
Msg: 152
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/8/2005 2:07:28 AM
Look, you're a wonderful guy and I love you, but I'm so afraid I might lose you. I think we should stop seeing each other before someone gets hurt. ??????

It's just not there anymore, but I don't want you to run away just because I'm needy and vulnerable. ??????

(In the south) I think we might be related!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 onegreatm8

Joined: 5/16/2005
Msg: 153
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/8/2005 10:03:56 AM
Hey Time2spare

The southern was hillarious, i almost fell off my chair LMAO
Our Canadian friends are going love that one, i have to share this one with my friends up here.
 bucsgirl

Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 154
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/8/2005 10:11:25 AM
time2spare I posted a similar one on another thread, hey can we just go back to being cousins??
 time2spare

Joined: 9/29/2005
Msg: 155
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/8/2005 2:38:06 PM
@onegreatm8........TY kind sir, use it at will and please explain that it was purely a joke, well unless you live in Arkansas. LOL!! I have great respect and admiration for your wisdom,style, and friendliness. I never miss a chance to read one of your posts. You also go to bat for your friends, kudos for that too.

@bucsgirl.......Sorry to have used anything close to what you had used in this or any Thread. You, my cousin, are all about the top shelf of this place. All the charm and charisma in our family went to you for sure. Aren't we 2nd cousins? Good! That means we can still fool around. WooHoo!
 time2spare

Joined: 9/29/2005
Msg: 156
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/8/2005 2:38:39 PM
@onegreatm8........TY kind sir, use it at will and please explain that it was purely a joke, well unless you live in Arkansas. LOL!! I have great respect and admiration for your wisdom,style, and friendliness. I never miss a chance to read one of your posts. You also go to bat for your friends, kudos for that too.

@bucsgirl.......Sorry to have used anything close to what you had used in this or any Thread. You, my cousin, are all about the top shelf of this place. All the charm and charisma in our family went to you for sure. Aren't we 2nd cousins? Good! That means we can still fool around. WooHoo!
 time2spare

Joined: 9/29/2005
Msg: 157
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/8/2005 2:40:24 PM
Kissin cousins???
 onegreatm8

Joined: 5/16/2005
Msg: 158
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/8/2005 2:50:46 PM
time2spare,

thank you my friend i will pass that on to my friends here LOL.
 starlight000

Joined: 8/26/2005
Msg: 159
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/8/2005 4:10:14 PM
He is definitely not a real man for saying that, Random. What a coward. Odd you are STILL a woman, but STILL also more of a man than he is obviously..lol
 bucsgirl

Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 160
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/8/2005 4:18:11 PM
time2spare Oh no, please don't apologize..geez..I think all that stuff is FUNNY!! And man, cuz, you're stealing my other thunder, woohoo...check my posts, I use that all the time. Take this off forum, we'll have to trace the family tree, ours does fork a wee bit....hahaha I think it's funny as heck that you go woohoo!! It's fine, cuz, I don't have it copyrighted...but I do woohoo all the time!! Really!! If I see you at a family reunion, just act casual, okay?
OT: The worst breakoff line you've ever heard...hmm It may have already been said but when someone says it's not me it's you. That interpreted really means, it's NOT me, it's totally you, I just don't know how else to say it.
 terminallycute

Joined: 8/3/2005
Msg: 161
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/8/2005 5:02:05 PM
"Im highly contagious and I wouldnt want you to catch anything!!!""

lmao..
 onegreatm8

Joined: 5/16/2005
Msg: 162
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/8/2005 5:08:29 PM
thats funny terminallycute,

was the guy on the sauce? lol.
 terminallycute

Joined: 8/3/2005
Msg: 163
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/8/2005 5:10:38 PM
laffs..I never actually heard that line..I was just thinking of the worst one that anyone could have heard??
 sass393

Joined: 2/20/2005
Msg: 164
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Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/8/2005 5:20:26 PM
the ones I've gotten:
1)I want to get married just not to you.but I still love you (we were together for 4.5 yrs)
2)I don't feel right when I go out with my buddies b/c they all pick up girls & I can't b/c I have you. (it was a long distance relationship-damn westpoint boys)
3)I'm joining the army
4)the famous just never calling again
5)I'm not ready for a relationship (yet the next weekend I saw him on a date with another girl)
6) I can't see you anymore (with no real explanation)
7) my fav: You're a really great girl but you're not IRISH! I have to be with someone who is IRISH (found him on another dating site -guess irish girls are hard to come by & for the record...I'm Scottish, French, British & Irish decent)
8) Lose some weight so you won't be so boring. like one has anything to do with the other. course he had no originality & actually stalked me for a bit
 bucsgirl

Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 165
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/8/2005 5:49:40 PM
terminallycute Aw...I'm So tempted to put up my profile again,...and intro about a friend working in a VD clinic...it was too funny, but too much email, had to take it down for a breather...that would HAVe to just kill it...someone emails someone and oh I recognize you, you were ahead of me in the shots line at the VD clinic!! NOt a breakup line, but something that would really kill the mood.
 SexyandBrainy

Joined: 6/26/2005
Msg: 166
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/8/2005 8:17:01 PM
After months of him ridding himself of all responsibility to the relationship I kicked him out (it was my place) and as he was packing his things in a huff and throwing things around, he says to me:

"It's not me, it's YOU." He blamed everything on me right 'til the end.
 time2spare

Joined: 9/29/2005
Msg: 167
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/8/2005 11:40:32 PM
Ok cuz, this is as close as I got OK. I told her I was leaving when she started to make me walk the damned dog. She had named him Herpes, he would heal either. Family reunion or not, I can't resist and I don't care if they all know. I've been shouting your name out at night ever since I was 15 and stopped shouting out my own. WooooooooooHoooooooooo!!!!!! Kiss me kismet!! Originally from Ohio so I was a Buc Eye!
 onegreatm8

Joined: 5/16/2005
Msg: 168
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/8/2005 11:44:54 PM
sexy and brainy

that sounds like half my teammates in hockey last year , we had a record of 7 breakups and most of them said the same thing its not me , its was her calling her b***breaker, so now on if a man says it was the girls fault I will know the truth LOL.
 SexyandBrainy

Joined: 6/26/2005
Msg: 169
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/9/2005 12:16:27 AM
LOL onegreatm8 I'm glad I could speak for the opposite gender then...us girls have to stick together you know... And my god, a locker room chat? as IF any of those men would admit their faults. "Ba-all-buster" and "controlling b-itch" are amongst the faves, those same guys never tell about their controlling and jealousy fits and insecurities that force them to act irrationally towards their women.


actually: I've been on dates with guys who talk about past relationships recounting every single thing wrong with each and every woman they have dated failing to see that the common thread in all those relationships was "him" lol Something to consider.

Unless there is cheating or catching a partner in a series of lies I am a firm believer that the reasons rels break up are 50/50 it's never as one sided as people tell it is. I may not know a lot but I know that much! ;-)
 onegreatm8

Joined: 5/16/2005
Msg: 170
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/9/2005 12:21:33 AM
sexyandbrainy

Youre right, cant disagree with you onthat one, me personally when out on a date , i never spoke badly about any of my ex, actually im lucky im friends with most of my ex's except one

we broke up over religious differences , she thought she was God's gift and i didnt agree,

ok that was bad lol.
 SexyandBrainy

Joined: 6/26/2005
Msg: 171
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/9/2005 12:22:39 AM


THAT'S AWESOME onegreat!!!!! I am going to use that one...too funny!
 onegreatm8

Joined: 5/16/2005
Msg: 172
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/9/2005 12:26:41 AM
sexyandbrainy

no probs go ahead steal my line, and if you make it famous, i get a 10% residual income from it lol.
 SexyandBrainy

Joined: 6/26/2005
Msg: 173
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/9/2005 12:32:05 AM
I guess I should have asked...point taken!
but 10% ? Can I sell you a wall? and can I get you to pick it up and charge you delivery for it?
 onegreatm8

Joined: 5/16/2005
Msg: 174
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/9/2005 12:46:05 AM
ok you drive a hard bargain 7%, and where can i pick up this wall
and i have a few people i like to deliver it too and give them the bill lol

actually i have to tell you this story i think this is the best rejection line ive ever heard
A couple of years ago a buddies after hockey headed to a bar for drinks and food, and there was this guy there, and you could tell he was there for dancing not to meet ladies

everytime there was a good song he ask someone to dance and at the end he thanked them and went back to his table, another song he liked came on and he asked this girl to dance and she was with a girlfriend, brave guy right?

This girl looks him up and down and says " i dont think so" so he looks her up and down and looks behind him and says " well i dont see any lineups here" she looked at him in shock, and her friend started laughing and dance with him instead.

we were on the floor killing our selves in laughter, we bought him a drink afterwards it was priceless
 purpleturtle

Joined: 5/3/2005
Msg: 175
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/9/2005 6:50:58 AM
I just broke up with my boyfriend last night sorry for dancing with you french kissing you.
I want to be back with him.
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