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 Author Thread: Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
 coloradogirl

Joined: 7/12/2005
Msg: 176
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/9/2005 7:46:14 PM
We have nothing in common.

Well, if you listened to me, you may have known me a little better.
 ladybug965

Joined: 10/9/2005
Msg: 177
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/10/2005 5:59:24 PM
I don't want date someone that has kids..........oh well like I was thinking about selling them soon! I did have kids when we first started dating didn't I??? this was after dating for a few months.
 Taisho

Joined: 10/12/2005
Msg: 178
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Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/13/2005 9:19:33 AM
How about-----Youv'e been served
 HarleyKat~

Joined: 8/5/2005
Msg: 179
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/13/2005 9:26:28 AM
Mighta already been said, but my least fave line is:

"I love you, but I am not IN love with you!"

ARGH!
 Katherine001

Joined: 7/20/2005
Msg: 180
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/13/2005 4:06:30 PM
--
---Youv'e been served


I take it; you are not referring to your diner.
 Venomous

Joined: 3/31/2004
Msg: 181
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/13/2005 4:19:13 PM
from personal expierences?

ok I walk in on her... shes um..doing another guy

"I've been on him for five minutes and he's already better than you"

damn that one hurt
 neverbeenaquitter

Joined: 10/3/2005
Msg: 182
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/13/2005 5:06:44 PM
"it took you too long to decide to get pregnant or not, so i found someone else who is more of a home maker" (we were dating for 9 months, he started bugging me to get pregnant at 6 months.
 salamander000

Joined: 10/26/2004
Msg: 183
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Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/13/2005 5:16:28 PM
dang, I have never recieved a 'gotten' I'm always doing the 'giving' There is usually NO CLOSURE, (thats' the worst)
(that was not a line, but a comment)
But some of these are too funny to laugh at, and others are too serious to be taken seriously!
 Venomous

Joined: 3/31/2004
Msg: 184
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/13/2005 5:16:43 PM
Damn...
I wanna be a father someday as much as the next guy.. but why the heck would anyone even concitter to force it upon a girl after such a short time if ever. Parenthood is more up to the girl than the guy in my books in reguards as to when a family should be started.
 bucsgirl

Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 185
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/13/2005 5:22:35 PM
venom I've known you a bit but enough to know you're a total standup type guy. Any female and I even use that term with disgust who wants to get on a man for a ride isn't worthy of you or any other decent man. Console yourself with the knowledge she'll never have one. She's using that guy and he was obviously using her and users get used up real quick and end up bitter and alone.
 guyd40

Joined: 10/5/2005
Msg: 186
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/13/2005 5:24:37 PM
Sorry but your****is way too big for me...lmao
 mystikmoonlight

Joined: 8/5/2005
Msg: 187
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/13/2005 5:46:36 PM
lol, well i was married for 17 years, and have been seperated for about 6 months now, and hopefully divorced soon, but also just recently started on the dating scene, and i had to giggle at this one cause that is one that i heard LOL....although the guy was all over me, and kissing etc, and saying oh we will do this again, im thinking wow this is great, then i hear, "its not you" really hehe.....oh well i guess.
 Sascha2

Joined: 9/25/2005
Msg: 188
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/13/2005 5:54:29 PM
I'd have to say the worst I've heard is "It's Not You ... Its Me .. I'm Not Worthy or U Deserve Better" ... puuuuuuleeze, what a cop out .. say it like it is .. it is so much easier for a person to deal with the truth than spineless lines as above ... ;)~
 Katherine001

Joined: 7/20/2005
Msg: 189
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/13/2005 8:12:08 PM
Sascha,,,,,

He was taking the easy way out,

however, he was telling you the truth,,, HE IS NOT WORTHY OF YOU, AND YOU DO DESERVE BETTER.
He did you a favor.
 time2spare

Joined: 9/29/2005
Msg: 190
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/13/2005 9:17:52 PM
Katherine is sooooooooooooooo right, cop out or not, count your blessings. Bet he practiced it 12 times before he said it too. Sascha, you get spineless lines from jellyfish.
 Sascha2

Joined: 9/25/2005
Msg: 191
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/14/2005 2:42:21 AM
Haha ..this is true .. i dunno .. i'm upfront and say it like it is .. no sugar-coating here .. and i realize these are cop outs .. it just drives me nuts ..

If you think you're not worthy of someone or they are too good for you .. u have problems ... fix em
 Venomous

Joined: 3/31/2004
Msg: 192
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/14/2005 7:04:39 AM
Hey Bucsgirl I'm still working on that machine to make you my age lol, god we have so much in common, damn the generation gap, damn it to hell
 bucsgirl

Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 193
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/14/2005 10:09:17 AM
Aww...that's sweet darling but I wouldn't be 19 again for anything! Enjoy it...you're very mature for your age and some lucky woman will recognize and appreciate that.
 Breifne

Joined: 5/13/2005
Msg: 194
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/14/2005 1:19:46 PM
"I really do love you - but my kids like the other guy."
 bambi75

Joined: 6/20/2005
Msg: 195
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/14/2005 2:32:40 PM
geeze.......i had never been dumped in my life but once! Buddy, did i get a shocker!

Actually i was going to do the talk with him and let him know it just wasn't working out- then before i knew it, he told me instead! lol

His exact words: you remind me of my ex girlfriend and i miss her.

WHAT!? Are you kidding me? come on, there wasn't a better excuse than that? I didn't even get to let him down easy like i thought i was going to!
 onegreatm8

Joined: 5/16/2005
Msg: 196
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/14/2005 3:10:26 PM
Breifne

LOL, that was good, how long were you folks together when she said that?
 Katherine001

Joined: 7/20/2005
Msg: 197
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/14/2005 4:19:45 PM
breifne
OMG!
LOL
I know it's not funny, but that line is cracking me up. I can't believe someone actually said that......
 Taralynn19

Joined: 8/21/2005
Msg: 198
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Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/15/2005 1:00:27 PM
I heard this one and its funny.
Guy " You see the curb "?
Girl " Yea"
Guy " Well your kicked to it".
I think thats soo funny but harsh.
 sweetshyone

Joined: 4/9/2005
Msg: 199
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Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/22/2005 11:57:42 AM
"It was God's will that your car wouldn't start."

No it wasn't God's will, it was the fact that it was 40 below outside.

And this coming from someone who claimed that he wasn't religious and has a problem because I was.
 Miss Minkie

Joined: 6/27/2005
Msg: 200
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 10/25/2005 3:31:06 PM
LOL Don't worry about being told that Limotheshark. How about this one? "You're too tall"...or "Sex is more important than love; I know this because I love you". "Its not you, its me"........ALL from the same person!! hug, hope you feel better now.
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