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Joined: 1/9/2005
Msg: 26 | |
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| Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 2/28/2005 12:55:27 AM | | Put your mouth really close to the wall when they have been at it for awhile and then yell at the top of your lungs "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!" | |
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| Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 2/28/2005 1:01:14 AM | omg lmfao evil you so are related to me or just we knew one another in a different life.
Iamhim its a different handle, the old one was limoshark this is limotheshark, we will see how long it lasts until I am deleted without having a clue, and just randomly lose tons of friends.
sh*t happens man!!!!!! | |
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| Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 2/28/2005 3:48:50 AM | | I agree with the post that states just go talk to them about it. Confronting them in a nice way may just solve your issue. If after that they get even louder b/c they feel you are invading their privacy then LICK THE WALL and TAPE THE VIBRATOR to the wall and the Toothbrush along with speakers turn to the wall with a recording of them going at it while they are going at it. Push a chair up to the wall when they are doing and start to bang the chair into the wall as their bed is baning your wall. | |
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| Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 2/28/2005 5:57:36 AM | | Well honey ear plugs could work, or how about yo having very loud sex on a day when they have friends round, or parents, what a killer, or even just stick a microphone on the wall record it wait till they go to sleep and turn the sucker on and let them know what they sound like, or even invite a local radio station round to let the whole town hear what they sound like, by the way for the load sex yo can call me anytime | |
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| Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 2/28/2005 9:38:23 AM | This is what I would do
1) Grab the loiusville slugger .
2) Get my house coat on
3) Go next door
4) Hammer on the door till some one answeres
5) When the opens the door just sit there with the loiusville slugger on your shoulder and scratch your balls now and then but just stand there and look right at them with no expression on your face and say "what the **** do you think you are doing " they say "ahhhhh we were ahhhhhhhhhh having sex . ummmmmm did ahhhhhh we wake you up " and then you grab him by the shirt collar and scream in his face " NO YOU ****TARD I DROPPED OVER FOR A COFFEA WHAT DO YOU THINK "
But on a seriouse note . I threw 23 people out of my apt building last winter . I ran in to some ones apt and told them all to get the **** out or I was gonna call the cops and they had THREE MINUTES and then i went out to the hallway and they all left in less then two . I WAS SO GODd*mnE MAD I SHOOK VIOLENTLY. I had that happen to me I wouldnt put up with it . I wold go over hammer on the door till some one answeres when some one opened the door they would see me and hear the words SHUT THE **** THE **** UP . ILLE SAY IT ONCE AND THATS IT . DONT HAVE ME OVER HERE AGAIN .
GAWD I HATE THAT | |
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Klo
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Joined: 5/2/2004
Msg: 40 | |
| Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 2/28/2005 1:38:32 PM | well my neighbors above me use to have extremely loud sex...really late at night too...so I tried to hit my ceiling with a broom a few times and that didnt work, so I got really fed up with it, so when I saw them in public I was like "CAN YALL DO ME A FAVOR AND TONE IT DOWN A NOTCH WHEN YOU'RE F*CKING!!!" LMAO...yeah they were embarassed, but they NEVER were loud again. | |
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Klo
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Joined: 5/2/2004
Msg: 43 | |
| Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 2/28/2005 1:45:45 PM | | hahaha....yeah they were quite pissed...LMAO...but d*mn..I made several efforts to let them know they were loud...til this day they are still mad at me about that whole incident | |
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| Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 2/28/2005 1:47:18 PM | this is funny because before i moved in with my sister, my last roommate was like this, but worse.......not only were they loud as all hell, but they'd leave the d*mn door open......normally i wouldnt care but his gf was NASTY..........my advice would be to pound on the wall and yell "ENOUGH WITH THE LOUD F**KING"....thats what i did but i just stood in the doorway and said "do you ****ing mind"""""  | |
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Klo
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Joined: 5/2/2004
Msg: 46 | |
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jm266
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Joined: 1/31/2005
Msg: 48 | |
| Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 2/28/2005 3:42:32 PM | | if they won't talk to you about it, discuss with your landlord. you could try to embarass them, but that might just backfire. best to try to move yourself or them. | |
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| Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 4/24/2005 5:50:56 AM | Find a partner & compete , or play a skin flick EXTREMELY LOUD , or put carpet/foam or some kind of insulation on the wall that's making the noise/ear plugs/valiumor some other kind of sleeper | |
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