| Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 4/24/2005 5:51:39 AM | Find a partner & compete , or play a skin flick EXTREMELY LOUD , or put carpet/foam or some kind of insulation on the wall that's making the noise/ear plugs/valium or some other kind of sleeper | |
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Kikoro
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Joined: 4/15/2005
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| Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 4/24/2005 6:47:58 AM | I've had the mother of my bf coming up and nicely asking if we could keep it down a bit, because she was trying to sleep ^_^ no prob, should work, we kept quiet.
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| Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 4/24/2005 6:54:17 AM | what also works is if you see them in the hallway . Just smile really big and wink at them kinda lick your lips and make a moning noise ...they may ask you to join in ,,,but they will know you hear them at night or day or when ever
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| Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 4/24/2005 6:59:24 AM | I would have just invited a few friends over, get some brewskis and basically do a review of what we've heard. Shouting out various thoughts and such. Make it fun!
Then the next day approach the offending couple and tell 'em your friends really enjoyed their performance and you will get more friends over to hear 'em
OR get your significant other over, put on some soft music and get it really romantic. Then to their beats (pun intended) perhaps you can find some inspiration! ha ha | |
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| Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 4/24/2005 8:32:47 AM | | No silly goose, see what you should do is install some good quality net cams (yes they do exist) and create the beginnings of a porn empire. Muawhahahahah yes, that's right, give it to her..... give it all to her..... wow...... now she has the strap on.... it's going to be porno gold tonight! | |
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| Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 4/24/2005 10:43:42 AM | | lol I've only had that happen to me twice... and what I did was... anytime they would moan.. I'd moan louder ......... if they would bump the wall.. I'd bump back LOUDER.. I would do it so off rhythm and loud that they'd either lose concentration or crack up and figure out what was going on lol.... the other time in an apartment I had pictures fallin off my bedroom wall cuz they were goin at it so hard... so I picked up the end of my bed and kept slamming it against the wall .. took about 3x and all was quiet lol | |
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| Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 4/24/2005 9:52:18 PM | I've found myself in this situation.... Noisey neighbors... loud sex, and partying till all hours of the night. I confronted them, told them it was great that they enjoyed eachothers company but that I really did not need to hear it. They replied to me by saying "We're swingers, care to join us one night?" So, next time they did have wild sex, I called the police. They blamed the other neighbor (We live in a townhouse complex) and, I laughed and said, "Now you have heard it from both sides, guess it is time to keep it down" They did get the point, no more loud sex at all hours of the night.
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| Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 4/25/2005 7:56:08 AM |
when my neighbors have loud, noisy sex, I just listen and then I go to sleep....sometimes it makes a good aide lol
>Real_Brunette:
I have a friend who does something similar. Whenever her newlywed neighbors are going at it late at night, it gets her in the mood so she digs out the "John Stryker" toy and keeps rhythm with them.  | |
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| Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 4/25/2005 8:14:30 AM | | record them humping, then put it on one of your mad american shows that embarass neighbours (im from scotland so don't really know any shows to mention them) then tell them to tune in, dah dah dahhhhhhhhhhhh............ let the embarassment kick in | |
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| Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 4/25/2005 8:34:58 AM | | I would get a megaphone, why waste your breathe yelling. Plop some pillows up in bed, get that megaphone, sit back and give commentary. | |
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| Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 4/25/2005 9:57:08 AM | | well if it we're me i'd have fun!with it like they say,"if u can"t beat them join them." wether your alone or not, but really if your that bothered by it then(if your a hater)then go your landlord I don't know how that would work out,but thy've gotta do something right! or maybe u could slip them thet note u we're talking about thats less confrontational | |
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| Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 4/25/2005 10:31:01 AM | | Call the police and a news station tell them there is an incident here at the apartment and tell the cops that someone is being raped right next door to you........when the cops come and break down the door, they will never have sex again.........just let me know what news station you call......I wanna watch it live....lol | |
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