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 Lawyor361

Joined: 2/8/2005
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Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 4/25/2005 6:21:53 PM
My nieghbors do that all the time to me so one day I waited for her guy to leave and went over and confronted her about it and she asked me if i wanted to know why he was so loud and that was the best sex i think ever had with any girl she did things i never thought a girl would think of doing
 Jester_MSU

Joined: 10/6/2004
Msg: 77
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Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 4/25/2005 8:46:08 PM
go write playboy.
 SweetKristine

Joined: 8/26/2004
Msg: 78
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 4/25/2005 8:47:56 PM
i still say ask if you can join in or at least film it;)
 grubeci

Joined: 10/30/2003
Msg: 79
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Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 4/25/2005 10:16:56 PM
Landlord does nothing kinda. Wait until they fall asleep and make a huge racket. But, talk to them. ? Landlord. Ask if something fell ? maybe they don't KNOW and will be embarrassed yeah right... try all methods....like have a party??
 BrantfordJoe

Joined: 4/29/2005
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Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 4/30/2005 6:02:10 AM

I would get a megaphone, why waste your breathe yelling. Plop some pillows up in bed, get that megaphone, sit back and give commentary.


7 letters...

ROFLMAO
 bare5324

Joined: 9/27/2004
Msg: 81
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 4/30/2005 8:15:41 AM
I'm sure your town has a noise by-law. Call the city and tell them about it and they will in turn send them a letter or send the by-law officer out to tell them about it. If that don't work then call the police. Thats what they get the big bucks for.

If all alse fails start waking them up say around two or so, that way they'll get an idea what its like.
 Byrd

Joined: 7/19/2004
Msg: 82
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Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 4/30/2005 1:47:41 PM
Actually worked at a motel years ago and a neighbor of loud fu*kers called me and said she thought there was a homicide in progress next door to her, I called local police and reported possible homicide in progress..Thirteen cops with guns drawn went into an S And M sitution between a hooker and a john...Hey I didn't know...What would I do differently? call it in from a cell phone...
 johnnywalker

Joined: 12/29/2004
Msg: 83
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 4/30/2005 2:01:50 PM
Have LOUDER sex yourself
 KyrieElise

Joined: 4/27/2005
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Posted: 4/30/2005 8:38:39 PM
I agree with Johnny Walker have even louder sex. I have to admit that I have been one of those loud neighbours. Loud enough that the other person thought I was being forced or something like that and called the police. It was very embarrassing to have them show up at my door. Also one time one of my landlady's posted a note on my door asking me to keep my windows shut while I was having sex. My though .... she was just jealous that I was getting some and she wasnt :P:P

~Kyrie~
 Sasss

Joined: 4/3/2005
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Posted: 5/30/2005 2:44:13 PM
Wow, joolzz4, if you try to picture them having sex, it might be a turn-on, as you listen. It might depend on what they look like. LOL. But, seriously...the best thing to do is have loud sex back, just as loud and twice as often.
 lonnie38317

Joined: 3/29/2005
Msg: 86
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 5/30/2005 2:55:06 PM
masterbate. ya'll have a good day,
 lonnie38317

Joined: 3/29/2005
Msg: 87
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 5/30/2005 2:56:07 PM
,now that humor.
 fcfighter22

Joined: 4/27/2005
Msg: 88
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 5/30/2005 2:57:33 PM
join them
 halokitty

Joined: 1/22/2005
Msg: 89
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 5/30/2005 3:40:10 PM
Break open their apartment door with a bucket of cold water and scream "WHERE'S THE FIRE?! WHERE'S THE FIRE!?"
 mainegrad

Joined: 3/30/2005
Msg: 90
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 5/30/2005 4:09:53 PM
MASTURBATE! I love the sound of others having sex..gets me all hot!
 micxter

Joined: 12/29/2004
Msg: 91
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 5/30/2005 4:18:14 PM
If their window is open and I was near a garden hose.....well, accidentally ,loose control of the garden hose for a few minutes.... after it mysteriously turned iteslf on , and just so happened to have a high pressure nozzle on the end of it ....OOOPS, sorry neighbor.
 moist

Joined: 5/12/2005
Msg: 92
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 5/30/2005 4:34:01 PM
I would be louder and nastier!!
Make sure they can hear you LOUD and CLEAR!
Maybe they will take the hint...

Or scream nasty comments at them!! LOL
 Mmmmmm71

Joined: 5/30/2005
Msg: 93
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 5/30/2005 4:58:57 PM
Knock on the door and ask when it's your turn.
 UlaLume

Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 94
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 5/30/2005 11:07:00 PM
I had neighbors like this once. I made loud sex sounds when THEY were trying to sleep as payback. They still had sex presumably, but I didn't hear it much after that unless my apt was dead silent. I used to be able to hear them over my tunes or the TV.
 JUSTINBOY88

Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 95
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 5/30/2005 11:28:21 PM
well if i was with someone i would hope it would turn her on.i love to wake a women up in the night to have sex.if i was alone the well i am a guy and it is my nature to well you know
 thesocialbutterfly

Joined: 4/16/2005
Msg: 96
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 5/30/2005 11:36:36 PM
Have sex too and get louder!!!!
 Cristine

Joined: 9/29/2003
Msg: 97
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 5/31/2005 12:00:46 AM
At my ex's old condo complex.... there were really LOUD neighbors... NOWHERE CLOSE TO HIS PLACE......... it just echoed..... so I made moaning sounds as loud as I could...
 Seldom Ostia

Joined: 5/3/2005
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Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 5/31/2005 12:31:33 AM
Do the same at the same time.....your room Vs the neighbour's!!!
 jennifer j

Joined: 10/15/2004
Msg: 99
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 5/31/2005 6:13:28 AM
listen
 showbags

Joined: 1/27/2005
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Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 5/31/2005 6:19:55 AM
enjoy......maybe even join in with some moaning and groaning of your own.....just to help them out
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