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 joannemeow
Joined: 2/10/2008
Msg: 26
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i hate when they say things like, "my wife and i have no sex any more. it's just all gone." these are usually the smelly men who don't bathe, walk around the house grabbing their sack, don't help with any household chores, go to bed all smelly from lack of bathing and want to make it with their wife. take a shower, oh smelly one, but only after you fold some clothes, empty the dishwasher, vacuum the living room, get oil changes for the cars, feed the kids, do the dishes, go to the grocery store, go through the bills, get the taxes done, take out the trash, cut the grass, shovel the snow, clean out the garage, go clothes shopping for the kids, go watch the kids' t-ball game, go sign up the kids for school, take the kids to the doctors, go to the pharmacy, cut your toenails, fingernails and brush your teeth, read stories to the kids at bedtime, call and arrange for the cable to be fixed, make dinner, run to the bank, water the flowers, send out the invites to the kids' birthday party, renew the license tabs, wash the kitchen floor, take the dirty laundry downstairs, go to the cleaners, fix the computer, paint the living room and bathroom, change all the bedding on the beds, feed the cats, go to the vets, put away the groceries, just as an example. i realize this is a short list, but if you'd help your wife with these few things every day, maybe you'd get laid, k?
 flawedbutfun
Joined: 6/19/2007
Msg: 27
Is it Harder for a Married Man to find Married Women in Michigan?
Posted: 7/22/2008 6:30:19 PM
WOW...Thanks for the unsolicited advice. That didn't sound bitter at all! I will write it all down and put it on my fridge next to the todo list.
 Robitty
Joined: 1/30/2008
Msg: 28
Is it Harder for a Married Man to find Married Women in Michigan?
Posted: 7/22/2008 6:49:09 PM
Next to your what??
Todo lists usually signal wives meaning...red flag waving so I had to check your profile.
It says seperated/talk/email....back with the wife?
Just curious why you'd still be here if you're trying to make your marriage work....if indeed that is the case.
 flawedbutfun
Joined: 6/19/2007
Msg: 29
Is it Harder for a Married Man to find Married Women in Michigan?
Posted: 7/22/2008 6:51:28 PM
Me thinks you think to much...detective Clouseua!
 joannemeow
Joined: 2/10/2008
Msg: 30
Is it Harder for a Married Man to find Married Women in Michigan?
Posted: 7/22/2008 6:53:59 PM
now, now, flawedbut, i was not giving you advice!!! yeah, start treating your wife right. if you are trying to make your marriage right, leave the singles site......
 lighthouse lady
Joined: 3/4/2007
Msg: 31
Is it Harder for a Married Man to find Married Women in Michigan?
Posted: 7/22/2008 6:54:03 PM
I think it's Clouseau......
 lighthouse lady
Joined: 3/4/2007
Msg: 32
Is it Harder for a Married Man to find Married Women in Michigan?
Posted: 7/22/2008 6:55:14 PM
And, if you are not treating YOUR woman right, stay the heck away from US!
 Robitty
Joined: 1/30/2008
Msg: 33
Is it Harder for a Married Man to find Married Women in Michigan?
Posted: 7/22/2008 6:56:48 PM
yeah I do indeed, comes from being so darn intelligent
however sir....you are being evasive
 flawedbutfun
Joined: 6/19/2007
Msg: 34
Is it Harder for a Married Man to find Married Women in Michigan?
Posted: 7/22/2008 6:58:34 PM
ahhh....more unsolicited advice....i will add that to the list....thank you for sharing. I appreciate it greatly.
 flawedbutfun
Joined: 6/19/2007
Msg: 35
Is it Harder for a Married Man to find Married Women in Michigan?
Posted: 7/22/2008 7:22:30 PM
lighthouse_lady - you are correct, my typo on the name

robitty - i think you are referring to a 'honey do' list, I was referring to a 'to do' list, something I make to remind me what I need to get done (I call it my paper brains)....a 'to do' list always gets done in a timely manner....
 smartazzjohn
Joined: 8/11/2007
Msg: 36
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Is it Harder for a Married Man to find Married Women in Michigan?
Posted: 7/22/2008 8:31:10 PM
joanne ......... Are you saying if I did all that stuff list after working 12-14 hours a day so my wife could stay home and raise the kids she wouldn't have cheated on me? If I would have only known!!!!!!!!!!!
 michkat55000
Joined: 5/4/2008
Msg: 37
Is it Harder for a Married Man to find Married Women in Michigan?
Posted: 7/22/2008 8:39:09 PM
c'mere john...like about 30 years ago...i'll make you dinner, rub your back, make love to you till you beg for sleep...lol
 smartazzjohn
Joined: 8/11/2007
Msg: 38
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Posted: 7/22/2008 8:50:53 PM
"...i'll make you dinner, rub your back, make love to you till you beg for sleep...lol "

Don't count on it. I can fall asleep during sex since I have to be on the bottom. My exwife said all I knew how to do is screw up!!!!
 Robitty
Joined: 1/30/2008
Msg: 39
Is it Harder for a Married Man to find Married Women in Michigan?
Posted: 7/22/2008 8:56:56 PM
OMG!


I have to be on the bottom. all I knew how to do is screw up!!!!

Your sense of humor kills me!!!!
 smartazzjohn
Joined: 8/11/2007
Msg: 40
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Posted: 7/23/2008 6:17:55 AM
hmmmmmmm I just figured out why the women I have been with, which is very few by todays standards, haven't worked out. It's all my fault that they have been "screwed up" due to the postition I take. Thats right, I admit it, it's all my fault.
 samsgurl
Joined: 5/29/2008
Msg: 41
Is it Harder for a Married Man to find Married Women in Michigan?
Posted: 7/23/2008 6:36:31 AM

And, if you are not treating YOUR woman right, stay the heck away from US!



no no no.. EVEN if hes treating her bad.. no no no.. no separated men for me..


*disclaimer.. (imok.. urok)
 joannemeow
Joined: 2/10/2008
Msg: 42
all his fault
Posted: 7/23/2008 6:39:48 AM

It's all my fault that they have been "screwed up" due to the postition I take. Thats right, I admit it, it's all my fault.


john love, get off your back!!! there's chores to be done!!!!

p.s. i think i love you, babe!
 michkat55000
Joined: 5/4/2008
Msg: 43
all his fault
Posted: 7/23/2008 7:14:22 AM
miss meow...lol, your list is maybe a tenth of what women do everyday...plus work at a job, jeez norma rae had the right idea...poor op, wifey don't want sex, good luck finding a woman worth a nickel when you brazenly reject your spouse here...i'd personally never want to be with a man that didn't desire me above the internet babes...how did the old folks say it? "get a backbone"...either choose your wife, or hit the road...never know that road could be the best trip of your life
 Robitty
Joined: 1/30/2008
Msg: 44
all his fault
Posted: 7/23/2008 7:19:16 AM

john love, get off your back!!! there's chores to be done!!!!



No No No ....maybe he needs to stay on his back....
Remember? We're packing in the car and making our way that a way!
Old geezer has had so many chances to meet us and hasn't!
I think he's a skeered of all of us...now we're bringing the michigan kitty...
he really better get afeared! She's one of them agressive types
 michkat55000
Joined: 5/4/2008
Msg: 45
all his fault
Posted: 7/23/2008 8:09:31 AM
lol, i love you girlfriend...not that aggressive am i?
however i do require one small sweet kiss at these functions, hmmmmm who will it be this time?...dang so many handsome men to choose from...lol, maybe i won't have to be the chooser this time around
 Robitty
Joined: 1/30/2008
Msg: 46
all his fault
Posted: 7/23/2008 4:22:04 PM
woohoo....I know a secret about about someone who wants to meet you and is suspose to be there!!!!!!!
 lighthouse lady
Joined: 3/4/2007
Msg: 47
all his fault
Posted: 7/23/2008 4:23:31 PM
Can't 'be there', Robin.....but we COULD arrange something!
 memberofpof
Joined: 6/2/2008
Msg: 48
all his fault
Posted: 7/23/2008 6:17:08 PM
john how can u resist all the lovely ladies
 Robitty
Joined: 1/30/2008
Msg: 49
all his fault
Posted: 7/23/2008 6:19:48 PM
Okay...I think that man needs to "show up" Saturday!
 smartazzjohn
Joined: 8/11/2007
Msg: 50
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Its not his fault
Posted: 7/23/2008 7:15:15 PM
bill I learned to resist EVIL TEMPTATIONS when I was going to a Catholic school in Cananda. Those nuns were mean enough to teach you well and to never forget!!!

Besides that even if I were to show up at a party they might not even know it. Sometimes it's a good thing to sit and observe, I've been known to take such fact finding missions in the past.
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