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| Are women ALL INSANE nowadays????
Posted: 7/3/2007 7:17:14 PM | They are only insane if you try to figure them out.
Why do men stay quiet? Because the moment we open our mouths it starts their insanity
Think about it men....If you tell them you love them they will think you are getting to clingy and want distance...if you tell them you want to take things slow they will think you are looking else where and will go looking themselves...so keep your mouth shut.
If they ask if that dress makes them look fat and you say it does then you are sleeping in the dog house with sparky....If you say it makes her look good but later her girlfriend says it looks bad then you are sleeping with sparky anyway...just keep your mouth shut.
If she asks you what did you do all day and you respond...nothing...thinking you can go back to doing your own thing you are in trouble.....If you get defensive and say you worked hard but ask her the same question.....Move over sparky.
If she asks you to look at some lady and what she is wearing and asks if it looks good just keep your mouth shut.....and do not look too long or you are in trouble....if you say she looks bad and you get caught looking too long then you are a big fat liar......if you say she looks great then she is going to be bugging you all night why you never say she looks good.
If you get in a fight and are winning be prepared to lose....she has an arsenal of all the things you done wrong since you met her....she knows the dates, time and details...Hell we can't remember what happened two nights ago. So forget it...just keep your mouth shut.
If she starts talking about your family and how strange they are....Don't do it....I know you will be tempted to fire back...but if you do then be prepared to live with sparky all week.
And listen....as much as you think you know women you know absolutely nothing....but they have men all figured out....we are all wired the same and the switch is below the belt...It is like a remote control car and she has the remote. Once she figures out the buttons you are done. | |
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| Are women ALL INSANE nowadays????
Posted: 7/3/2007 8:38:56 PM | Wow, BK, who pissed in your corn flakes..?? LOL...  Sorry, sweetie, I haven't heard you so negative before....LD..even with all the good it was still bad!!
happy 4th..of july? | |
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| Are women ALL INSANE nowadays????
Posted: 7/4/2007 5:59:36 AM | Black Knight...whether you were being funny or not....I do believe that you hit the target right in the Bullseye....   | |
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| Are women ALL INSANE nowadays????
Posted: 7/4/2007 6:43:10 AM | Black Knight....that was funny.
It goes both ways when dealing with relationships with children. I was in two long term relationships with guys that had children from a previous relationship. Sometimes it's even harder for women getting into that as far as discipline. The mother of these children did not want another woman correcting her children and made it very clear by having the children say "My mother said that you are not my mother and I don't have to listen to you." It can make it very difficult if the person you're with, doesn't back you up. | |
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| Are women ALL INSANE nowadays????
Posted: 7/4/2007 7:36:12 AM | | LOL BK Gotta love it. Nice to see your face again btw. I've heard similair trains of thought before. There is some truth to what you say but it also goes in reverse. Why is it that a man will take his woman shopping with him to help pick out an outfit for a special occasion and then buys the total opposite of what she says looks good on him? Why does a man say yes dear when you ask him to help you and 3 seconds later find a project that has been laying around for 4 years that he all of a sudden has the need to finish now? Why does a man do dishes just fine before you live with him and then all of a sudden he's allergic to dish soap? Oh ya and I'm not even going to mention leaving the toilet seat up....... And my personal favorite - when a man thinks that you have wronged them in some way what's with the crying and whining like a little child and trying to bait you into an argument? I could go on to give other examples but I think my point of view is pretty obvious. Can't live with em, can't live without em..... | |
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Posted: 7/4/2007 8:02:03 AM | BK..knows me from my worst days (nights) in here when I first joined POF..he was the only one that made any sense to me..when I was struggling for control (HAH) of the legal system..
during a very, very, nasty battle with an un-sane person..I think he will let me uhh, say things about his breakfast cereals..love ya BK..You know I am insane!!
LaDonna..no offense in that post above me intended**..I am off to celebrate the 4th with my Friends from the Pond..Happy happy to all!!
yes thank you for coming back from your vacation..we always miss your logic and wit..truly..you are one of favorite Knights in here!!
(LaDonna!)LD | |
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| Are women ALL INSANE nowadays????
Posted: 7/6/2007 7:37:47 AM | | BK....gotta love it.......you made me laugh. Funny, because most of its true at least sometimes. AND, I did openly confess to being totally insane. Just and FYI: I can't remember what I did a couple of hours ago, let alone a couple of days ago! | |
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Posted: 7/6/2007 11:21:15 AM | Glad I got a few chuckles.....By the way.....There are a few men out there that carry the same traits as women and vise versa.
Did you ever notice how older men seem to go through menopause?
They have mood swings...if you say the wrong thing they pout....they get b*tchy and never ever let up. They get clingy and insecure......and their feelings are easily hurt.
They also get very cranky and mean....the other day I was playing ball with my son. He hit the ball pretty far into an old couples yard. I apologized to the lady...she seemd ok. 2 minutes later the older man started cussing me out with words from the "Scar Face" movie.
He said if it happens again he is going to take that ball bat and rap it over my head. I had a hard time trying not to laugh. Anyone else I would have been upset. I guess I just pictured a dude wearing a diaper shaking his fist at me.
Insanity works two ways.
Nowiamme: I think it is good if you forget quickly...just remember to lift up the toilet seat so us men don't piss all over it in the middle of the night.
O by the way....women...don't become all insane...when old willy stands up in the middle of the night and don't play with it....we are not horny!!!! It means we need to take a piss. Damn I hate that. When I want it played with...no action....but when I am dead asleep and the bladder is full somebody wants to get frisky. | |
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| Are women ALL INSANE nowadays????
Posted: 7/6/2007 3:59:14 PM |  Personally, I think men should sit to pee and then no worries about peeing on the seat, the floor, the wall, etc........LOL | |
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Posted: 7/7/2007 8:07:25 AM | oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo good idea there Ruthie. Unfortunately when I mentioned this I was told that real men don't sit to pee. After working in a nursing home and dealing with older gentlemen though I'm going to have the last laugh. The majority of men I have given patient care to do sit down to pee because either their legs are unsteady or they can't stand up or various and numerous other reasons. So why not start practicing now guys? Would save a lot of arguing about whether the toilet seat it to be left up or down and would save whoever cleans the bathroom lots of work.  | |
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| Are women ALL INSANE nowadays????
Posted: 7/9/2007 12:54:23 PM | | Hot glue, elmers glue, super glue and my favorite DUCT TAPE....now where to start Laurie?! We'll get what's broken - fixed! LOL! | |
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| Are women ALL INSANE nowadays????
Posted: 7/9/2007 3:11:57 PM | only some of the women some of the days can be insane....but not all of the women nowadays. i know that some of the men can be twice insane as some of the insane women nowadays.....and some of the men can be twicely insane always.
i told pop yesterday that if he's going to leave my toilet seat up in the master bathroom that he's going to have to start using the 2nd bathroom.....he asked me if i was insane? i told pop, no i'm not insane, i'm your daughter.
why is it that some guys think they can fix things with bubble gum and bandaids? damn, when most of us women want or need something done we do it ourselves and do it right the first time.....if not then we get someone that can. we're also smart enough to hide the bubble gum and bandaids so they're not used. | |
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| Are women ALL INSANE nowadays????
Posted: 7/9/2007 6:38:05 PM | | Here some more drugs................ this might even out the insanity you women have been suffering from all these deluded years.... | |
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| Are women ALL INSANE nowadays????
Posted: 7/9/2007 7:45:27 PM | we don't need any drugs paul.................it's the insanely insane ones that need them.....and i would say that it's a lot of the men that really need them.
ummm, bk, you mentioned old men having menopaus........they also suffer with mentalpaus as well. | |
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| Are women ALL INSANE nowadays????
Posted: 7/9/2007 8:51:10 PM | | denile will get you no where. the reason men are insane is women drove us there. thank goodness for short trips. | |
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| Are women ALL INSANE nowadays????
Posted: 7/10/2007 8:00:00 AM | | I don't think anyone is in denial here lol. After watching my parents marriage of 36 years still going strong I will say that they both drive each other nuts at times. But then again Mom likes peanuts and Dad likes cashews so I guess it's a match made in heaven..... | |
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| Are women ALL INSANE nowadays????
Posted: 7/16/2007 9:42:35 PM | | I don't think that the child had anything wrong with him. He was being a child! The mother on the other hand, needs to learn how to discipline her child. I am the same way with my son and anyone I am in a relationship with. I discipline my son because I am his mother, and he needs to know that I am of authority. Yes, a person I am serious with can scold him if I'm not around etc, but I can also take care of that when I am home if something were to happen while I was gone. This is from a mothers point of view.... Just my two cents. | |
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Posted: 7/17/2007 7:10:34 AM | | Wow Pookie - nice job in reminding us that there was an original point to this post other than silliness. The rest of us should be sitting in a corner in time out lol. Unfortunately it's too early in the day and I haven't drank enough coffee to think of something intelligent to say quite yet so I'll get back to ya later. | |
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| Are women ALL INSANE nowadays????
Posted: 7/20/2007 12:27:16 AM |
Wow Pookie - nice job in reminding us that there was an original point to this post other than silliness. The rest of us should be sitting in a corner in time out lol. Unfortunately it's too early in the day and I haven't drank enough coffee to think of something intelligent to say quite yet so I'll get back to ya later.
OOPS!!! Sorry for ruining your fun :( I was just browsing the forums, and saw the title, and only read the first post, not the replies... | |
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| Are women ALL INSANE nowadays????
Posted: 7/22/2007 4:11:05 AM | Been there, done that..my hypthesis is that all divorc women in there 30's, perhaps even 20's have been so used and abused by thier exes that they don't even realize when a good guy comes around. Problem is they seem to all want the badboys, who will make them work for any affection.
They love the challenge, I've been throught too much of that in my life.....as long as my carreer , or hobbies, or friends are going going great, and it's a big part of my life, if feel they get jealous. I had a woman a couple of years ago who was jealous because I was into working out. She finally talked me into quitting, cuz it was taking too much time out of my time with her. However, i found out since that she would bring all kinds of guys into her house, in front of her kids, then straight into her bedroom, while husband was at work
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| Are women ALL INSANE nowadays????
Posted: 7/23/2007 12:35:01 AM |
my hypthesis is that all divorc women in there 30's, perhaps even 20's have been so used and abused by thier exes that they don't even realize when a good guy comes around. Sometimes this is true. When you're not used to being treated good, then it comes as more of a shock at first than anything, and a lot of women are thinking "what does he want?" such as there is another reason for him being so nice and sweet. (atleast I know that's how I was) Give it time, they will realize that you're like that because it's just you, not because you want something out of it! Also it's not all, it's just some!
Problem is they seem to all want the badboys, who will make them work for any affection.
They love the challenge
Again, it's not ALL it's only some. Not everyone is looking for the "bad boy". After so long females grow out of that stage (yes, I know there are still some that have never grown up, but a lot of us do!). It's very hard to find a genuine nice guy any more now a days! Some are very nice and caring etc. at first, then everything changes a little down the road.
You just have to be patient with some females. It takes time for the trust to be pur forth. | |
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