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 alura2

Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 76
Re: 10 signs you need to get some action
Posted: 4/29/2004 11:05:14 AM
hmm i wondr if he"ll come back under a different name..
 mell88

Joined: 4/7/2004
Msg: 77
Re: 10 signs you need to get some action
Posted: 5/1/2004 11:21:50 AM
I hope not.... sign you need to get some action: you post threads in a forum that are rude and fowl, and argue with people you've never met and are probably never going to meet. Dude...find something to do with yourself.
 Micah

Joined: 4/7/2004
Msg: 78
Re: 10 signs you need to get some action
Posted: 5/1/2004 9:45:45 PM
I saw a woman today with a t-shirt on that said "carpal tunnel ruined my sex life"
was friggin funny!!!
 PerpetualSeeker

Joined: 8/24/2004
Msg: 79
Re: 10 signs you need to get some action
Posted: 8/24/2004 6:37:43 PM
Now that...was hilarious...
 Ray38

Joined: 7/26/2004
Msg: 80
Re: 10 signs you need to get some action
Posted: 8/25/2004 4:58:33 PM
Mmmmm when that East German shot-put women's Olympic team are looking damn hot..right about now.
 PerpetualSeeker

Joined: 8/24/2004
Msg: 81
Re: 10 signs you need to get some action
Posted: 8/25/2004 5:54:05 PM
LMAO!
 Virgin Lip Service

Joined: 8/24/2004
Msg: 82
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Re: 10 signs you need to get some action
Posted: 8/26/2004 10:17:05 AM
This may not be the place or time, but I've got "titties and beer" stuck in my head!! Somone, please help me!!
 lost in illinois

Joined: 3/29/2004
Msg: 83
Re: 10 signs you need to get some action
Posted: 9/6/2004 5:33:32 PM
You know you need to get away ,when you'd rather stay home and play on the computer than go to the bar.
 alarmed

Joined: 8/30/2004
Msg: 84
Re: 10 signs you need to get some action
Posted: 9/7/2004 1:27:34 PM
You know you need to get some when...
The cat's/dog's tail start looking REAlly interesting.
You spend to much time in the produce section looking for just the right cucumber.
Some fat guy's heavy breathing on the next treadmill starts getting you all hot.
You fantasize about men you hate.
Your skirt flys up in a windstorm and you consider that advertising, and do little to put it back down.
The plunger looks better and better every day.
I could go on but...
 Ticketoride

Joined: 6/3/2004
Msg: 85
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Re: 10 signs you need to get some action
Posted: 9/8/2004 5:23:32 PM
You are overly concerned with tire wear.
 MSTJedi

Joined: 8/22/2004
Msg: 86
Re: 10 signs you need to get some action
Posted: 9/8/2004 5:25:36 PM
Your hand pretends it has a headache.
 Ticketoride

Joined: 6/3/2004
Msg: 87
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Re: 10 signs you need to get some action
Posted: 9/9/2004 12:19:02 PM
You look at every woman/man walking down the street.
 alarmed

Joined: 8/30/2004
Msg: 88
Re: 10 signs you need to get some action
Posted: 9/9/2004 12:31:54 PM
What Ticket, what are you saying?
 digitaldrama

Joined: 8/27/2004
Msg: 89
Re: 10 signs you need to get some action
Posted: 9/9/2004 12:42:44 PM
Your goldfish is starting to look good to you.
 digitaldrama

Joined: 8/27/2004
Msg: 90
Re: 10 signs you need to get some action
Posted: 9/9/2004 12:44:29 PM
Your leaning up against the washing machine during the spin cycle.
 alura2

Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 91
Re: 10 signs you need to get some action
Posted: 9/9/2004 1:05:40 PM
lol.. go find yourself a spin cycle!!!haahhaaa

you break the vow you took of never setting foot in a sex shop....and look wih interset as the sales lady shows you the new max 2005 $ 200.00 minblowing vibe..with pearl beads..
 rjn40

Joined: 2/15/2004
Msg: 92
Re: 10 signs you need to get some action
Posted: 9/9/2004 1:10:23 PM
the girl next door looks good even before you had a 12 pack
 digitaldrama

Joined: 8/27/2004
Msg: 93
Re: 10 signs you need to get some action
Posted: 9/9/2004 1:11:28 PM
Wow Alura....that sounded a little too familiar
 alura2

Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 94
Re: 10 signs you need to get some action
Posted: 9/9/2004 1:29:44 PM
hahaah there is NNOO WAY i would ever buy one of those my god...it would repalce a man lol..and where is the fun it that??
 Ticketoride

Joined: 6/3/2004
Msg: 95
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Re: 10 signs you need to get some action
Posted: 9/9/2004 1:38:46 PM
You've just crossed the desert and they were out of Camel Filters.
 NearLifeExperience

Joined: 9/7/2004
Msg: 96
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Re: 10 signs you need to get some action
Posted: 9/13/2004 3:17:22 PM
The sure-fire sign that a man is in need of some action? When his penis bites his hand!!
 alarmed

Joined: 8/30/2004
Msg: 97
Re: 10 signs you need to get some action
Posted: 9/13/2004 3:18:57 PM
OMG, Real life that was way to funny. LOL
 NearLifeExperience

Joined: 9/7/2004
Msg: 98
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Re: 10 signs you need to get some action
Posted: 9/13/2004 3:25:36 PM
Also, if your blow-up doll tries to find your spout, so it can let the air out of you...you may need some big-time hot action...
 rjn40

Joined: 2/15/2004
Msg: 99
Re: 10 signs you need to get some action
Posted: 9/13/2004 3:59:05 PM
your right hand gets into a fight with your left hand over whos turn it is to make you happy tonight
 NearLifeExperience

Joined: 9/7/2004
Msg: 100
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Re: 10 signs you need to get some action
Posted: 9/13/2004 4:01:08 PM
If you buy lubricants online because the local store seems to always be out of stock...you may need to get some action.
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