| You Know your Having a nasty lazy spell when..........
Posted: 11/12/2007 2:25:50 AM | when you havent posted on here for 9 months cause the power went off and you couldnt be bothered to turn the computer back on ......takes alotta energy to push that power button you know.......lol | |
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| You Know your Having a nasty lazy spell when..........
Posted: 4/5/2008 12:54:05 PM | well looky looky nice too see you guys are still kickin.
hey...misterking man still in zona?
You know your havin a lazy spell when you show up on pof and post instead of doing a number of other things 
I think I'll try out my telekinesis on the shovel and will it into shoveling the snow | |
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| You Know your Having a nasty lazy spell when..........
Posted: 10/22/2008 12:24:25 AM | just had to muster the energy to post on herebefore the full year was up
so here i sit waiting ....wanting .....(echo).waiting..... wanting (echo) waiting..... wanting
just to see if there is life in the pond .... or did we all succumb to the ultimate lazy spell | |
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| You Know your Having a nasty lazy spell when..........
Posted: 3/6/2009 9:28:52 PM | when you get back on the computer to post at least once..... then fall asleep and have to re-log in.....
....and you been away so long, none of the other truly lazy a*ses even remember you....
and you can't even be bothered getting mad.....
awww...nighty night @3.30pm  | |
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| You Know your Having a nasty lazy spell when..........
Posted: 3/9/2009 6:16:37 PM | it's time to get the cast off your arm, but it's miles to the hospital, so u do a botched DIY.
oops.... and cut yourself, but then u realise there are no band aids in the house, so u just use packing tape and toilet paper. | |
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| You Know your Having a nasty lazy spell when..........
Posted: 3/11/2009 1:37:08 AM |
....and you been away so long, none of the other truly lazy a*ses even remember you....
I remember you, but I was too lazy to come on and say so.....lol Now, THAT is lazy...haha So, kiwi, where is billy-bong? haha | |
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| You Know your Having a nasty lazy spell when..........
Posted: 3/12/2009 9:22:22 PM | ...when the most excited you get after being recognised is to reach for your lighter and said billy
...when you just go into invisible mode on msn in case someone actually wants you to talk to them... hey what else are friends for?
 Hey Tazz....toke for you? | |
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| You Know your Having a nasty lazy spell when..........
Posted: 3/16/2009 11:20:40 PM | you give up beer.... because it takes too much exercise to keep off all the carbs....
...you fall down an open telephone access hole in the pavement, half a metre deep while reading and walking to work, break your foot, get it all plastered, and a week later, whilst "plastered" yourself, slip over on your crutches and shatter your wrist in 4 places, thus, by doing the very thing, you, the laziest a*s of THEM ALL, hate most, actually exerting energy, manage to get yourself 4 months of paid injury leave from 'work'.... a new job which u only had for 2.3 weeks anyway... with the instructions to 'keep as still as possible'... the "don't get the plasters wet" rule also excuses you from having SHOWERS so u get someone to give u sponge baths... and in PARTICULAR, the " take 2-3 of these 4x per day" rule really makes even reaching for the remote 2 much work, so u light up a 16 skinner (that someone else rolls, cos your INJURED, damnit) and sit in a smokey haze til someone turns the light off or carries you to bed, marley still playing in your head.....
****** STOP PRESS!!!! TRUE STORY!!!!******
Hey Ren.... Hey YOU norty boy!!!
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| You Know your Having a nasty lazy spell when..........
Posted: 4/18/2009 10:10:43 PM | b jhvfhu;supjykljfsdiop[y[lu!@#$%gryghzzx = too lazy to form actual words.... someone out there unnerstands me, awright?
bow before the magnificent kiwi, homeless one.... i knight thee with this great burning stick of fragrant smoke.... | |
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