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Posted: 7/8/2008 1:42:55 AM | I like to get bound really tight
then I can put up much less of a fight
when my bum gets a smack
or a whip on my back
and I beg for some more in the night | |
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Posted: 7/8/2008 5:17:11 AM | She only wore bra’s flavoured peppermint
He only wore pants soak in petro-chems
He sweetened he’s breath
She alighted he’s set
To bed down and marsh mellow her other bits. | |
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Posted: 7/8/2008 5:21:00 AM | There once was a wicked old witch,
With a pleasure giving magical stick.
It went, vroom vroom,
On a chakra or two,
But she always over did them a bit. | |
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Posted: 7/10/2008 4:12:17 AM | I think that when you heard vroom
it was her flying by on a broom
up high in the sky
she goes flying by
with a wave of her stick she brings doom | |
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Posted: 7/10/2008 4:14:20 AM | Witches are no good in bed
or so a old wizzard once said
they insist that the cat
on the bed she is sat
is the one she would let give you head | |
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Posted: 7/10/2008 10:28:26 AM | I was once with a witch who concocted a brew
from her steamy cauldron a cup she drew
when I started drinking
I was not clearly thinking
and ended up with warts on my tool
she had the most crooked nose on her face
to be seen with her would be a disgrace
but she cast a spell
under which I fell
and she said my warts hit her in just the right place
so now I feel cursed with an STD
but that is not all that she gave me
when she lit a candle
and greased her broom handle
I knew I really had to flee | |
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Posted: 7/16/2008 1:43:28 AM | Running from her does no good
with potions she makes out of blood
she'll make you come back
and jump in the sack
or you'll turn to a puddle of mud | |
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Posted: 7/17/2008 3:20:42 AM | If she turned you one day to a frog
full of hope for a prince you could snog
would you jump on her lap
with your tongue give a slap
or would you just hop away to the bog | |
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Posted: 7/20/2008 2:22:48 AM | You lads wouldn't know a witch if you met her
Your brain pictures are off, you need better
Without experiencing our magic
Your lives are just tragic
We are extraordinarily fantastic - if you meet one, be brave and go get her. | |
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Posted: 7/20/2008 5:56:30 AM | I once met a girl with a twitch
with her hand, so she scratched where I itched,
She was gorgeuos and blonde,
had a vibrating wand
which she said was a gift from a witch. | |
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Posted: 7/20/2008 7:18:30 AM | So you know what I say is quite true
When a witch deeply benefited you
We pass on our best
To share with the rest
It's not just black magic we do | |
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Posted: 7/20/2008 1:54:02 PM | Let's see if these pics will post. Nope, so, here are links:
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o95/neosho98/joker.jpg
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o95/neosho98/cement.jpg
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o95/neosho98/call.jpg
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o95/neosho98/smoke.jpg | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 2:54:08 AM | Her undies were all full of Jello
it made her new pants go yellow
she looked down her nose
as it run to her toes
"Will you get this stuff off me" she'd bellow | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 2:55:52 AM | Concrete is not good for the skin
especially when your all enclosed in
you can't even walk
or let alone talk
and you daren't even go for a swim | |
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Posted: 7/22/2008 3:10:27 AM | I went for a swim in a dam
on a farm owned by gammy-legged Sam.
His daughter came by
and she isn't too shy
cos she showed me her all-over tan. | |
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Posted: 7/23/2008 11:40:24 AM | It good for a girl to be shy
all demure and a glint in the eye
with a smile and a tan
she could have any man
you just have to go up and say hi | |
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Posted: 7/27/2008 4:01:55 AM | It must be easy to be a girl
with painted lips and hair in curl
with eyes that shine
like stars above
they seem to make you fall in love
They make you want to hold their hand
to eat your sandwich on the sand
their lips so soft
their touch so sweet
they tend to sweep you off your feet
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Posted: 7/27/2008 6:29:02 PM | There once was a clock named Ben
Who didn't have much of a chin,
But as tall as he is
and with eyes like his
Who cares if he doesn't grin | |
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Posted: 8/1/2008 6:42:21 AM | I came on here to look for love
to find an Angel from above
to cook and clean
and shine my shoes
the problem is, which one to choose
There's lots of things that need to shine
for this Angel when she's mine
and lots of socks
that smell quite bad
I wish I'd kept the one I had | |
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Posted: 8/5/2008 4:11:45 PM | Batman one day said to Robin,
Our big and small ends need an oiling.
--But Robin confused
--Bent over and mused,
Leaving Batman to do all the toiling. | |
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Posted: 8/6/2008 6:09:20 AM | If Batman and Robin were gay
and Robin bent over that way
would he get a surprise
bringing tears to his eyes
or run for the hills shouting nay | |
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Posted: 8/6/2008 11:01:02 AM | Men who dress up can be strange
they slide down a pole as they change
with a sign in the sky
then off they do fly
when the joker is home on the range | |
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Posted: 8/11/2008 11:44:32 AM | There was a young lady called Jill
who's mother said go on the pill
but then she forgot
when her adour got hot
now she wakes every morning she's ill | |
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Posted: 8/11/2008 11:54:18 AM | There was a young lady called Mary
who's arms, chest and legs were all hairy
she shaves every day
but it won't go away
It just makes her look kinda scarey | |
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Posted: 8/11/2008 12:05:46 PM | There once was a bloke name of Bush
with a history of being a lush
he stole the election
then got an erection
and America got screwed up it's tush | |
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