| pick up lines
Posted: 5/13/2008 6:52:02 PM | | Pick up lines...come on! Pick up lines are for people that have less then any imagination. | |
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| pick up lines
Posted: 5/13/2008 8:58:08 PM |
hey everyone..whats the best pick up line have been use on you girl.and whats the best pick up line have you guys used on girl..did it work.
There's no such thing as a "pick up line" that you can expect to work on anybody other than a woman who's already on the prowl. Attraction is not built on one cheesy line, it's built over time.
What you can do, though, is use what are known as "canned openers." They are not pickup lines, but merely designed to get someone's attention without sounding like you're desperate for attention. some of my faves:
-- "Wow, looks like this is the fun group!" (Usually said to a group that's laughing or taking pictures. You might even try using it sarcastically to a group of wallflowers.)
-- "Hey, I need a woman's opinion on something..." (Fill in the blank, just make it brief.)
-- "Did he text you back yet?" (Said to a woman who is engrossed in a text message, especially in a loud environment)
Once you've opened, then quickly transition to something else. Don't fall into the "job interview" trap -- "What's your name?", "What do you do?", "What are your hobbies?" Think about it: if you're interested in her enough to approach her, then chances are good a dozen other guys already have and at east ten of them have already asked those same questions. Be unique. Stand out. | |
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Posted: 5/13/2008 9:40:54 PM | Prob'ly the best one I heard (and I actually used it on my ex... which is prob'ly why she's now my ex) was, "Did you just fart? 'Cause you blew me away."  | |
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Posted: 5/14/2008 12:15:27 AM | How about if you were a booger I would pick you first. | |
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Posted: 5/14/2008 12:40:21 AM | How did this get this far without:
"Did you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them!"
I love pick up lines! Any man who actually has the balls to say something like that gets brownie points...and if he has one I haven't heard, then he should be commended. | |
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Posted: 5/14/2008 1:05:07 AM | "Smile if you want to have sex"
Did it work? no but I'm ashamed to admit I couldn't help but smile. | |
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Posted: 5/14/2008 1:51:28 AM | "I'm going to put it in your butt." followed closely by "Look if you keep hitting me there I won't be able to put it in your butt."
60% of the time it works every time. | |
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Posted: 5/14/2008 2:27:17 AM | | im not sure if I would ever use pick-up lines, but i love reading these posts, some of the funniest stuff i've seen in weeks | |
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Posted: 5/14/2008 2:53:24 AM |
"Did you just fart? 'Cause you blew me away."
Oh dear...dont really have much more to say than that.
It worked you say?
Some of you men are just...well umm...wordsmiths.
*yucky* | |
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Posted: 5/14/2008 3:43:03 AM | How about, "Got a rasin?"
When she says no because she odviously doesnt have a rasin
you say "How about a date"
(Because a rasin and a date are both dried fruit)
Accually i had a line used on me once "I'm sorry I don't mean to interupt your dancing circle, but I asked your friend to dance and he said no"
so i responded "You should have asked me, I'd have said yes" and then i danced with her, She's gone on to being quite a friend. but we never dated | |
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Posted: 5/14/2008 5:03:43 AM | "I would love the opportunity to complicate your life." | |
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Posted: 5/14/2008 5:16:39 AM | "Wanna go in halves on an orgasm?" Never tried it, don't like gettin smacked  | |
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Posted: 5/14/2008 5:36:04 AM | | Pick up lines make me throw up in my mouth a little bit. | |
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Posted: 5/15/2008 11:45:19 AM | I quit using pick up lines when they turned sour.
I approached two young ladies sitting at a table in a club and asked ," Would
one of you ladies like to dance?".
And one responded by saying, "Me and my girlfriend are lesbians."
To which I responded sheepishly, " I don't care where your from, I'll
dance you with you anyway." Which saved me face and gotta laugh
out of them. (Their boyfriends showed up about 10 minutes later.)
Damn! Cool Beans! | |
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| pick up lines
Posted: 5/15/2008 2:52:17 PM | | Since I can't remember any, I guess none of them were memorable. Pick-up lines don't work. What works is learning how to be an interesting person, someone who is confident and playful, who knows how to start a conversation with a woman and create attraction. | |
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Posted: 5/15/2008 4:21:59 PM | Best pickup line....
'Hi, I'm Tyler...' *Handshake* | |
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Posted: 5/15/2008 6:01:57 PM | A friend and I went out to play pool and do a little dancing, and a guy walked over to me and said:
"You've got a really pretty smile. It's one of those 'I'm out having fun with friends and I plan on going home alone' smiles. Can I take you and your pretty smile out for coffee sometime."
We didn't end up going out for coffee. But when we run into each other we stop and chat. | |
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Posted: 5/15/2008 8:53:07 PM | | I once had a guy tell me he wanted to stick his tongue down my throat....hahahaha.....it didn't get him very far! | |
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Posted: 5/15/2008 9:02:26 PM | | I'd have told him, "Thats what you have Hera for" | |
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Posted: 5/15/2008 9:49:07 PM |
I would love the opportunity to complicate your life
I like that one...Gank! Consider it stolen.
Personally I've always liked the...how does it go...something about the ABC's damnit I forgot. 
I execute pickup lines about as well as I tell jokes... | |
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Posted: 5/15/2008 9:58:33 PM |
Wanna have sex?
Thats a pickup line? What if the person you used it on, responded:
"Sure, do you have any paper bags?"
I would be traumatized...
Actually no I wouldn't...I'd be running over to safeway real fast to buy paper bags...sadly in my rush to get home and get laid I'd probably buy plastic bags which would unfortunately result in asphyxiation.
You think premature ejaculation is bad, try premature death while doing it, I bet thats even worse.
fukkit I'll just use my pillow case. | |
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Posted: 5/16/2008 2:39:37 PM | | I used that one on a bet once, believe it or not it worked | |
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Posted: 5/16/2008 3:22:59 PM |
Thats a pickup line? What if the person you used it on, responded:
"Sure, do you have any paper bags?"
hahahah | |
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Posted: 5/16/2008 3:57:53 PM | I love this one
My absolute favorite was the "Why are you on this site? You should let me take you out to dinner. What have you got to loose?"
Fell hook line & sinker for this stinker LOL | |
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