| How freaky are you?
Posted: 3/3/2005 7:07:08 PM | I see alot of 9's and 10's flying around here!!! IF you were all that freaky you wouldn't be on POF with me trying to hook up a new date!!!!
honestly folks, I doubt many of us have eaten someone else excrement. I doubt there's been too many golden showers while mummified in ceranwrap. I dont think many of you ACTUALLY get off on drinking the blood of your partner. Noone here has had sex with a llama. (other than watchman) Have any of you even came close to dating Rob Lowe?
I am curious how many people claiming to be 9's or higher have even had sex with the opposite sex?!!?? Wouldn't that be a prereq? I mean, we're talking a FRIGGIN 9!!! You can only go to ten. There is none freakier. 10 beith the highest!! That chick that gets paid 12 bucks an hour to go down on SeaBiscuit can only be a 10!
10 is gonna include:
~ the dudes that wack off next to PeeWee Hermann at skin flics while eating popcorn off the seat next to them.
~ homeboys that lube themselves right on up with hummous and go streaking broadway in downtown holding a sign that reads, "Uranus has no chance against the wrath of buttninja"
~ Women that date Billy Bob Thorton
You all are none of these....
Listen... I'm a wack job in the sack just waiting for someone to bust out the lube and latex & I'm only gonna rack up a 7~7.5 at best. That's during a full moon!!! All this talk about midgets only inspires an 8 from me! Just because they're short doesn't mean there a 10 on the freak scale!! Now if they're short AND date Billy Bob, that's another story.. | |
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| How freaky are you?
Posted: 3/3/2005 7:14:57 PM | On that ^^^ scale of 1 to 10, I'm probably a 3.14159265359 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Approximately | |
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| How freaky are you?
Posted: 3/3/2005 7:17:58 PM | as long as you dont start referring to the "mole" as a numerical value, we'll be fine..
the mole actually excedes 10, sooooo too bad | |
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| How freaky are you?
Posted: 3/3/2005 7:21:01 PM | Well, that pi was on a good day. On any other day, the number plummets all the way to 'cuki' (1/6th pi)
or 0.523598775598 . . . . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . .
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, sex and cookies and pie, oh my!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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| How freaky are you?
Posted: 3/3/2005 7:27:06 PM | | giggler... coming from you (& possibly overdubbed with James E. Jones) that's pretty freaky | |
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Klo
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Joined: 5/2/2004
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| How freaky are you?
Posted: 3/3/2005 7:43:27 PM | yes you are and SO am I.. Noodler care to join klo and I? Diddle diddle! | |
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| How freaky are you?
Posted: 3/3/2005 9:39:50 PM | "Which begs the question...how freaky are you on the scale of 1 to 10? (I'll start by giving myself a 6.5)"
100! fear me! | |
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| How freaky are you?
Posted: 3/3/2005 9:56:44 PM | I guess I'd be about a 7ish....I'd like to think I'm freaky, but after looking around on the internet and seeing all these different fetishes....I know I'm not....c'mon, there's beastiality, necrophilia, and men who dress in diapers and wish to be treated like infants....the freakiest thing I've ever done was had sex on the beach....not the drink.....oh, and a threesome  | |
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| How freaky are you?
Posted: 3/3/2005 10:06:20 PM | By freak, are we talking about preferences and junk, or the reaction that's received from other people.
Cause if we're talking about how others will freak out and run away, then yeah, about 0 or less oughta do me.
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Posted: 3/3/2005 10:27:40 PM | Heyyyyy, look at that, Giggleparts picture is beside the definnition of freak, imagine that.
J/K dood, I think you rock | |
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| How freaky are you?
Posted: 4/25/2005 10:38:21 PM | everyone's determination scale of "freaky" is different for sure....Me? Def.....a freaky one....not by society...just by nature....don't believe there really is a scale....but enjoys it in the most wanting ways... | |
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foggyb
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Joined: 4/13/2005
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| How freaky are you?
Posted: 4/25/2005 10:38:23 PM |
with the right person almost anything.....but not with just anyone...it's all a level of comfort
Definitely needs to be a level of comfort with your lover but just saying there is then I'm probably a 7 although could be talked into a 10 by my gal with whom I'm comfortable. | |
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| How freaky are you?
Posted: 4/25/2005 10:48:51 PM | | I'm probably a 2.5 at most. I'd rather light a candle than ass**** a dwarf. But, to each their own. | |
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| How freaky are you?
Posted: 4/25/2005 10:59:22 PM | | 5'2 is WAYYY to tall for a dwarf. You'd have to lose about 8 inches for that. Now, if I ever happened to meet the lady of my dreams, and she is a dwarf, I apologize in advance for my comment. | |
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| How freaky are you?
Posted: 4/25/2005 11:04:51 PM | | Me??...1...............ya I know pretty crazy huh....... | |
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| How freaky are you?
Posted: 4/25/2005 11:24:37 PM |
Im sure she wont mind you calling her a dwarf....isnt that what they like to be called?
But, if she's the lady of my dreams, I really would rather ass**** her than light a candle. | |
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| How freaky are you?
Posted: 4/26/2005 12:19:58 AM | where were all of these 9s and 10s in the "tasting it" thread??
fake freaks | |
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| How freaky are you?
Posted: 4/26/2005 12:29:38 AM | | I know. Half-assed, no toe-licking, un-cum eating posers... Sheesh... :P | |
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| How freaky are you?
Posted: 4/26/2005 3:01:55 AM | "Squirrelz just wanna have fun..."
Ah, yer all nuts ! 
As squirrels go, this one's moderately freaky | |
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