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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 7/18/2006 5:07:49 AM | | the best one i got was "i'm going out for some coffee, what do you take?" and yet never to return... | |
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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 7/18/2006 5:10:13 AM | Thanks guys, I needed this. I just got dumped yesterday via email (coward) and he didn't say any of the lines mentioned here like it's not you, it's me, he just said it's you, it's all your fault, you caused this have a good life. oh, he's such a sweetheart. have a great day guys and gals. | |
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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 7/18/2006 5:16:52 AM | Personal experience from a friend or mine: "I'm going to play pool."
He never came back. | |
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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 7/18/2006 6:32:12 AM | | the good thing about hearts is they can only break once. then they get good and hard | |
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Xtype
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Joined: 7/6/2006
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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 7/18/2006 6:34:19 AM | The best one you hear from women are "I just dont think this is going anywhere"
We all know what that translates into though dont we guys?  | |
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Posted: 7/18/2006 8:03:48 AM | Roses are Red,
Violets are pink
I'm too cool
and you really stink
I was eating breakfast this morning and the thought of spending the rest of my life with you made me regurgitate my Cheerios. Sorry, this won't work.
If I were to rearrange my life I can't see you in it.
Good things come in three's. I'm breaking up with you so you have two more good things to come.
I'm planning some "alone" time for the next while. I won't be answering my phone.
If you're in my neighborhood, be sure to drive BY my house. | |
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Posted: 7/18/2006 8:19:56 AM | I've developed anal glaucoma......in other words....I can't see my ass being with You anymore!  | |
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Posted: 7/18/2006 9:03:27 AM | | I know a girl who said she just couldn't get into the guy because HIS SISTER (he didn't have acne) had acne and of the possibility of their children possibly having acne since it ran into the family. | |
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Posted: 7/18/2006 9:10:04 AM | | I'm in love with another woman. The problem is not with you, it's with me........That was the last one I got. | |
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Posted: 7/18/2006 9:39:33 AM | | Honey i would like you to meet my husband. Or i would like for you to meet my new lawn boy | |
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Posted: 7/18/2006 9:46:30 AM |
'I'm too old for you'
someone is wise to me
Arri, I hope it made you think hard.... 
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And I have one more ... 'I think you're not ready yet.' meaning, of course, that he he's not ready, but what an assertive way of saying so...  | |
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Posted: 7/18/2006 10:01:03 AM | "I had a dream that I'm supposed to be single."
Not kidding on that one... the guy was a jerk anyway. | |
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Posted: 7/18/2006 10:27:35 AM | "It's not that I don't love you but I don't want anything serious right now"
then he got a another girlfriend  | |
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arri
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Joined: 10/5/2005
Msg: 41 | |
| Best break-up lines
Posted: 7/18/2006 10:34:35 AM | In the early stages .. guys just become inattentive jerks .. hoping that the women just dump us and save us the "us" talk.
In the later stages. Well, we all have to get creative there .. but why waste all the proven techniques and the good lines | |
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Posted: 7/18/2006 12:59:40 PM | | Instead of saying "it's not you , it's me" say It is you, not me | |
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Posted: 7/18/2006 1:02:34 PM | | "Everything you want to do is fattening. I need to lose weight so I'm leaving." | |
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Posted: 7/18/2006 1:27:15 PM | | They often don't use a break-up line. They just quit calling, and if you call them, they don't return your call or they say they are busy. | |
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Posted: 7/18/2006 1:35:43 PM | "My ex just came back in town..she is bi polar..but she is a great lay"
"My govenment job is sending me abroad...she's dumb, she's blonde..but has great hooters"
"I need some time to figure out who I am....?"
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