| Best break-up lines
Posted: 7/18/2006 9:56:13 PM | | you were my practice relationship now i am ready for the real thing | |
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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 7/18/2006 10:36:10 PM | @ bobeleah "it is not you honey, it is me......."
i hope that you responded with "you are right, it is you, cause i deserver so much more." | |
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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 7/19/2006 6:29:23 AM | About 15 years ago I got this one and I'll never forget it:
"I love you more than I've ever loved anyone. I'm never happier than when we're together and I'm miserable when we're apart. I can't see you any more"
I was too stunned to ask any questions. | |
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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 7/19/2006 7:14:23 AM | I would not claim that these are the best break-up lines, but they are the most memorable:
I don't want to be a wife and mother anymore.
I fell in love with my brother-in-law | |
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Posted: 7/19/2006 11:18:24 PM | One of the best I got was from a guy I had been in a serious relationship with for 2 years, but then he chose to marry an old friend of mine. He couldn't seem to let go of me though, and when he got divorced, we got back together. After being together again for about a year and a half I hear "I still love you, but I really need to see what it is like to be single."
What made it even more funny is the fact that he was with a new girl only 3 days later: Wow, if only it actually took 3 days out of about 6 years or more to "find out what it's like to be single" He moved in with her about 4 months later, but is still always trying to get with me.
Hey buddy, I think you would have been better off saying " I thik I need to know what it's like being playa!" He seems to have mastered that.    | |
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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 8/11/2006 5:27:21 AM | Let's see now...
1) "My parents really don't like us being together..."
2) "I'm just not ready for a serious relationship..."
3) "I only SCREW HER....I made LOVE to YOU..."
Guys use this one...(Thanks to Eddie Murphy for that one)
4) "You're always busy working..."
5) "You're just not what I'm looking for..."
6) "I'm still not quite over my last relationship...and I need more time to sort things out..."
7) "You just don't appeal to me..."
8) "I'm looking for someone younger..." (This also is a favorite with older guys -LOL)
9) "He/she gives to me what's missing in our relationship..."
AND the frequent one...
10) "I want something more!"
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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 8/11/2006 5:53:07 AM | "Dear Baby: Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU"
"Break up?" (get out magic 8 ball) "All signs point to YES."
"All my friends at the gay bar said I should go through with the sex change, what do you think?"
(Note: this one comes to you courtesy of Homer Simpson.) "Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn."
"Remember when I asked you out?? Well.... I was talking to the guy behind you!"
"Help, I'm an idiot. I can't see you anymore!!!" (And run away)
"I can't meet your needs for the foreseeable future because I find working on my site and hanging out with my net pals far more absorbing than conversing with you or even looking at your face, actually."
"I'm considering suicide because after being with you, hell should be a breeze."
"You looked better when I was drinking."
Send a dozen dead roses with a note: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!"
Hum, sing, or whistle "50 ways to lose your lover" constantly.
"Thank you for taking the time to participate in this survey."
Yell "FIRE!!!!!!!" and run, never stopping or looking back.
"There's been a death in the family. My hamster. Sorry." and run away crying frantically | |
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Posted: 8/11/2006 5:58:30 AM | "You make me go limp, and that's not in a good way"
"I thought i needed space, so I joined NASA"
"I can never get comfortable in your waterbed"
"I was hoping your hygiene issues would resolve themselves, but..."
"I must be losing my eyesight, because I just can't see us together" | |
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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 8/11/2006 6:09:18 AM | | huh ,,,,,dont u now that wen they come up with all these excuses THEY R NO GOOD FROM THE START,, TUT,,TUT | |
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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 8/11/2006 6:20:13 AM | Some more...
11) "I'd love to continue this...but I'm suddenly wanted by the FBI..."
12) "My astrologist said it just wasn't in the stars..."
13) "My yoga instructor says we're too much bad karma together..."
14) "I have to cut this short...I have to care for a sick friend..."
15) "If YOU had a chance to date a bombshell blonde like HER...you'd break off any current relationships too!" (Another guy favorite - LOL)
16) "You're a great person...but you really shouldn't have introduced threesomes into our relationship..."
17) "I've got a problem with my finances, and it's "Party...or Love"...one's got to go!" | |
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Posted: 8/11/2006 2:02:57 PM |
"You get the breast implants or I'm out of here...I can't be with someone who is not a c cup"
~Carrie B
that's just foolish!!! those are nice, whatever they are, carrieb  | |
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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 8/11/2006 4:36:55 PM | | no words necessary: just hand him bologna sandwich and a roadmap | |
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Posted: 8/11/2006 4:54:59 PM | Here's one I've used on occasion...
"I'm so sorry... but when I think of you with another guy, I'm happy."
Or how about...
"When I picture myself stranded on a deserted island with all of my friends, you're not there."
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Posted: 8/11/2006 4:59:39 PM | | "I will always be honest with you. If I decide I don't want to see you anymore, I will tell you. I'm not like all the other men.".....then just up and disappears for weeks, never to be heard from again. So much for honesty..lol | |
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Posted: 8/11/2006 5:05:33 PM | | I know it sucks but you can't have me anymore and thats it OK. | |
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Posted: 8/19/2006 10:44:44 AM | Even more...
18) "Hello, I must be going..."
19) "I'd stay with you...if it weren't for this mess I always make of my life..."
20) "Don't get me wrong...the sex is great...It's just that I need something more..."
21) "You're good...but he/she is better.."
22) "I really dig you...It's just that an old oppurtunity has come back into play...and it's now or never..."
23) "I need him/her...he/she needs me...and you and I are just not compatible..."
24) "I must have more time to sort things out...maybe It'll take a lifetime..."
25) "I've looked at it many different ways...and it just wasn't meant to be..."
26) "You're a great individual...you just have this thing about CLEAN..."
27) "No offense...but we've gone as far as we can go..."
28) "My family and friends just don't approve...and they were there first..." | |
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Posted: 8/19/2006 10:48:22 AM | | 29) The ex in laws dont like you! Lmfao (Fvked up!) | |
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Posted: 8/19/2006 11:31:53 AM | cindersella said:
no words necessary: just hand him bologna sandwich and a roadmap
That's classic. How 'bout these?
"I really like you, but your porn collection sucks."
"If you hear the phone not ringing, it's me not there."
"It's not you, it's me....the part of me that doesn't want to see you anymore, that is."
"I have a dog. She kisses like you, her breath smells like yours, and guess what? I'm not marrying her, either!" | |
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Posted: 8/19/2006 11:40:52 AM | | "I'm pregnant, it's your brothers, but if it doesn't work out, I will let you know..." | |
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