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Posted: 8/19/2006 11:56:28 AM | about a month ago i got almost the exact same thing... but it was:
"i love you, i want to be with you long term, when im with you im happy, but you distract me from my problems....not to put you on hold, but maybe later"
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Posted: 8/19/2006 12:13:54 PM | This is one that was suggested to me - so I can't take credit for it...
I tried... I'm sorry... I really tried but I just can't... see the thing is...I can't go on with you.... it's just not going to work out.. you see.... the thing is, I really like black guys.... I'm sorry... | |
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Posted: 8/20/2006 1:34:39 PM | | Lol!!!! I like the one about "I want to get married and have your children", lol!! That's good. I never actually used a line. I just left. No drama, no fights. Just one day he came home from work and I was SOOO gone. I'm better at the disappearing act. | |
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Posted: 8/20/2006 2:38:33 PM | Oh here's one I got about ten years ago that literally left me speeachless...
"You know....I've really tried to love you...really...but I just can't. Sorry...."
Hmmmm.....oh okay.....so as I reached up out of the bed and pulled my bra off the light fixture....I thought...what is the penalty for manslaughter in this province again??... | |
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Posted: 8/20/2006 2:55:08 PM | | the guy was a marine engineer and sometimes worked on ships while they were at sea...so i got "i have to be on a ship headed for gibraltar and i'll be away for about a month...i leave in two days"...and a year later he got back to me (better late than never does NOT apply in this case!) | |
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Posted: 8/20/2006 3:37:20 PM | "That's it! I told you before that if you left the jelly knife in the peanut butter jar once more, we're THROUGH!" | |
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Posted: 8/27/2006 8:51:09 AM | | I'VE HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME, UNFORTUNATELY THIS WASN'T IT! | |
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Posted: 8/27/2006 9:07:34 AM | - its not you, I like you alot, we have great times when were together...I feel that you will always be apart of my life, and will hold a special place in my heart, afterall you made an impact in my life........but??
- don't think I am ready for a committment
- don't want to feel responsible for your teenage son in about two years, even thou he has two young children
- I don't party enough for them
- I am not independent enough for them, but they still live at home with mommy and daddy?
- they felt like I was using them as a crotch?? Still trying to figure that one out...
never heard a man complain about sex until my last ex...he would tell me that it wasn't about quantity it was about quality...yeah ok that's why he felt the need to make me wait two weeks..??? | |
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Posted: 8/27/2006 1:17:57 PM | | These are a riot. I got the brush of from a guy twice now (same guy, you'd think I'd have learned) and both times it's the same thing he's met some girl and she's "THE ONE". The sad thing is we were just friends. Now explain that one to me. How do you get dumped by a friend? | |
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| When the mother breaks up with you...LMAO
Posted: 8/27/2006 2:34:27 PM | I was dating this total mama's boy a few years ago, in fact, i met him through his motehr. she seemed liked a cool old lady, but a little too involved. She lived with him, and was always going along with us.
One day, I mentioned to JASON, (I haven't changed the name, no protection for the guilty) that it would be nice to go out by ourselves once in awhile. You know, a little private time. Dead silence.
I went home that night, and called him the next day...and the next...mom told me he wasn't there, he was a t work, etc...until I called and asked her what was going on, and she told me.....
"I'm sorry, i just don't think you are good for us."
True Story!!!!!!! | |
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Posted: 8/27/2006 2:37:51 PM | How about these:
"I'm just so busy these days, and that's not fair to you."
"I'm not what you are looking for."
"I have to focus on my career, and other things...I don't ahve time for the kind of relationship you need and want..."
"You have so much going for you, you need to be with someone who really deserves you."
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| Too funny!!!! Actions speak louder than words
Posted: 8/27/2006 2:41:29 PM | "When i'm with you, i feel different...that's a bad thing."
"Your background check came back....I've gotten a restraining order...."
Actually, actions speak louder than words, i think the most amusing/cruel way of breaking up with someone is this:
Sheriff meets you off the plane with divorce papers and a copy of a restraining order.
The news of your divorce is given in the form of an email or IM
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Posted: 8/27/2006 4:01:02 PM | His telling me after MANY attempts on my part first
to end things sooner, that after 16 months and his
helping me move into my house that he felt "he put
me through enough stuff already"..an understatement
I will say, can't begin to relay all but will say that he
finally saw this the same with his divorce drama being
only a year of at that time and his moods were unbelievable
in the time I was with him..Good riddance to bad news. 
After his lack of accepting my break up attempts he finally set
me free..that was in 2001, discovered once after his letting go of our
time together, he got a charge of domestic violence on him from his ex..yikes. | |
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Posted: 8/27/2006 5:44:42 PM | well, as absurd as these lines are, they are waaaaay better than the ones I've had that just ...."dropped of the face of the earth". without even pretending to give an excuse..I guess their wives or their g/f caught them  | |
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Posted: 8/27/2006 6:08:27 PM | | this one was a doozy-You're so pretty, i'm scared that i want a physical thing with you, well part of me does, but the other part isn't ready for that yet so I have to retreat." This was after 2nd date. | |
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Posted: 8/27/2006 8:02:12 PM | My personal favorite is "I've joined the peace core and I will be leaving the country soon."
Of course they are usually still around 6 months later, but who cares about details like that! | |
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| The BEST break up letter EVER (a long read but sooo worth it!)
Posted: 9/1/2006 11:20:49 AM | Best Break up letter EVER!
Dear Connie,
I know the counsellor said we shouldn't contact each other
during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you
left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded
little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to
make
contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back
to
me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride's
cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't
care about looking bad anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as
long as one of us does. Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly
as
our hurt. And this is what my heart says: "There's no one like you,
Connie."
I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're
not
you. They're not even close.
Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her home with me.
I
don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my
desperation. She was young, maybe 19, with one of those perfect bodies
that
only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. I mean,
just a perfect body. Tits like you wouldn't believe and an ass that just
wouldn't quit. Every man's dream, right? But as I sat on the couch being
blown by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made important
in
our lives. It's all so superficial. What does a perfect body mean? Does
it
make her better in bed? Well, in this case, yes, but you see what I'm
getting at. Does it make her a better person? Does she have a better heart
than my moderately attractive Connie? I doubt it. And I'd never really
thought of that before. I don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a little.
Later, after I'd tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found
myself thinking, "Why do I feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just her
flawless technique or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else.
Some
nagging feeling of loss; Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit
me.
It didn't feel the same because you weren't there to watch. Do you know
what
I mean? Nothing feels the same without you. Gosh, Connie, I'm just going
crazy without you. And everything I do just reminds me of you.
Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the Holiday Inn lounge
last year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagna. She said
she figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around. I didn't know
what
she meant till later, but that's not the real story. Anyway, we had a few
glasses of wine and the next thing you know, we're banging away in our old
bedroom. And this tart's a total monster in the sack. She's giving me
everything, you know, like a real woman does when she's not hung up about
her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear us. And all of a
sudden, she spots that tilting mirror on your grandmother's old vanity. So
she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we can watch
ourselves. And it's totally hot, but it makes me sad, too. Cause I can't
help thinking, "Why didn't Connie ever put the mirror on the floor? We've
had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex
toy."
Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining order. I
mean, Vicky's just a kid and all, but she's got a pretty good head on her
shoulders and she's been a real friend to me during this painful time.
She's
given me lots of good advice about you and about women in general. She's
pulling for us to get back together, Connie, she really is. So we're doing
Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about happier times. Here's
this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can do is think of
how
much she looked like you when you were 18. And that just about makes me
cry.
And then it turns out Vicky's really into the whole anal thing, that gets
me
to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how
that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how
even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby sister's cinnamon ring, all
I
can do is think of you?
It's true, Connie. In your heart you must know it. Don't you think we
could
start over? Just wipe out all the grievances away and start fresh? I
think
we can. If you feel the same please, please, please let me know.
Otherwise,
can you let me know where the remote is?
Love,
Chuck. | |
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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 9/1/2006 11:43:58 AM | They say you don't know what you have until it's gone.
So why don't you teach me a lesson, and leave. | |
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Posted: 9/1/2006 11:56:07 AM | | You were not there for me when I needed you!!!!! I went away for 2 weeks of training,after 2 years of an on and off relationship. | |
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Posted: 9/1/2006 12:12:10 PM | | I have got that one also I value our friendship to much to lose that..Here is a good one maybe it can be explained to me..We think differently about things | |
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Posted: 9/1/2006 12:20:24 PM | I have the BEST break up story EVER. I swear this really happened.
This guy started dating me because I was 'not that religious.'
a year later, he broke up with me.....because I was 'not that religious.'
He was a preacher.
p.s. He forgot to ever mention that part. | |
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Posted: 9/1/2006 12:27:38 PM | | You know Honey, you really are my best friend....but I need to move out. (after 18 years of marriage). | |
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