| Best break-up lines
Posted: 9/1/2006 1:31:59 PM | | You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click this link to confirm. www.getlostfreak.com | |
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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 9/1/2006 1:33:39 PM | | oh it may be bad but that a unique one i will have to remember it. lol | |
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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 9/1/2006 1:49:05 PM | | Holy Shit... You poor thing... What an ass hole... TY, JD | |
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Posted: 9/1/2006 1:56:44 PM | | That makes me think of the old saying... "Be careful what u wish for".. TY, Jd | |
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Posted: 9/1/2006 2:38:42 PM | "Your snoring makes me wanna rip my own face off and stick my head in saltwater."
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Posted: 9/1/2006 2:39:55 PM | | "It really bothered me that you asked my kids not to flush the toilet that one time when your kid was napping" | |
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Posted: 9/1/2006 2:49:52 PM | I dated this girl for 8 months. Her longest relationship by FAR...
She didn't know if she wanted to date me anymore, so she made a list of my good qualities and bad. And then put a number, 1-10, on how significant they were to her.
A month later, she told me what she had done, and she said,
"Look.. I really care about you.. And trust me, your good qualities FAR outrank your bad one.. But it's all the bad ones that add up that make me no longer want to be with you."
2 days later, she told me she slept with one of her good friends.
Girls suck.  | |
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Posted: 9/4/2006 5:11:44 PM | | After 2 years i got " my psychic says you're not the one" and i also got this one. "your too fat and unattractive" I seen this one a couple years later .. she was huge.. isn't karma a ****! and i had lost about 40lbs. | |
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Posted: 9/4/2006 5:18:31 PM | | Forgot this one. I had my then girlfriend perform oral sex on her boss on my answering machine. So after listening to it 4 or 5 times i erased it and moved on. | |
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Posted: 9/4/2006 5:49:51 PM | I think the real Classic line has been missed, or did I miss it?
I WANT A DIVORCE! | |
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Posted: 9/4/2006 6:16:42 PM | New age breakup lines- take your pick
"I totally love you, but":
"I had a dream that it's my destiny to travel alone for the remainder of my journey on this
planet."
"I don't think I'll ever be able to reach my spiritual potential within the confines of a
relationship".
"I just remembered that I had a bad experience in a past life with someone who looks just
like you". | |
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Posted: 9/4/2006 6:25:24 PM | "I'm not happy with you anymore, I need to be alone to be happy"
Then got a new b/f about a month later.  | |
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Posted: 9/4/2006 8:49:03 PM | | "It's not you, it's me. I'm trying to force it with you. On paper, you're the perfect guy. There's just no spark, but don't change anything about yourself because you're absolutely wonderful. Oh and my best friend thinks you're hot." | |
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Posted: 9/4/2006 11:44:25 PM | "I really do love you, like a brother/sister"
xo Channy | |
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Posted: 9/4/2006 11:47:43 PM | "Its not me....its you"
If youre dating a total computer nerd...."You have been unsubscribed from my dating list..Please click to confirm"  | |
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Posted: 9/5/2006 10:37:53 AM | I've never heard that one before, but it did give me a great laugh.
I was told once that I was looking for a ltr and they were only looking for a date.  | |
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Posted: 9/5/2006 10:40:27 AM | Wow! Some of these are crazy!
My fav. one was "I just don't love you the way you love me". However after that he continued to want to be my "friend". Go away dude! I'm totally loveable and worth more then just being "friends"! Being "friends" with an ex never works out! Trust me!
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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 9/5/2006 10:56:03 AM | "Ya know, before we got married you had a shower and all of your friends were there and it was nice and everything.
Well now - I have had a shower with ONE of your friends and it was nice and everything...... " | |
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Posted: 9/5/2006 11:20:56 AM | "Corrine, I really like you and think you're an amazing person.... BUT, I am breaking up with you for Michelle because she has nicer hair than you." (She had long blonde hair)... now talk about giving a gal a complex, hahaha.
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Posted: 9/5/2006 1:39:01 PM | I'm at work reading these and trying not to roll around the office in stitches! OMG my stomach hurts from holding it in. My absolute favorite was "I don't want you to waste all your money on viagra" OMG I can't stop laughing.
Thanks for sharing everyone. You made my WEEK ! | |
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Posted: 9/5/2006 7:02:46 PM | | How about "I've sworn off anal sex so that means no more sex with a@@holes." | |
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Posted: 9/6/2006 8:08:18 AM | I still prefer that classic " You're too nice a guy ! "
It hasn't happened often, but it's still such a wonderful way to end a relationship. 
" So sorry, girl. I'll try to be much more of a *********** next time. "   | |
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Posted: 9/8/2006 4:57:54 AM | | "I want to find myself, and I have to be alone to do that." I guess he found himself, two days later, he went back to his old girlfriend...again. | |
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