| Best break-up lines
Posted: 9/8/2006 8:18:13 AM | Lines? What kind of coward uses a line to break up with someone?
try ... f off a hole ... I hate you and your whole family makes me sick.
or just be honest. ... I don't think its working out... better luck next time.
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ousu
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Joined: 6/2/2005
Msg: 127 | |
| Best break-up lines
Posted: 9/8/2006 8:54:13 AM | | "I cannot live with you, I cannot live without you, I cannot live with you..." ("Can we still have sex, though?") | |
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Posted: 9/8/2006 3:20:12 PM |
"I cannot live with you, I cannot live without you, I cannot live with you..." ("Can we still have sex, though?")
There is the variation: "I cannot have sex with you, I cannot have sex with you, I cannot have sex with you..." ("Can we still live together though?")...
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ousu
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Joined: 6/2/2005
Msg: 129 | |
| Best break-up lines
Posted: 9/8/2006 3:34:15 PM | ^^^ Your experiences or my? Hmmm... sounds familiar, though.
How about "You ruin my mental health" | |
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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 9/8/2006 4:08:59 PM | Break up lines from women:
My boyfriend won't let me date anyone else.
My girl friend won't let me date anyone else.
I can't see you anymore, I have to wash my cat.
I'll try anything once and you were it.
I'm joining a nunnery tomorrow.
My dad said if he ever sees you again he'll shoot you, so I bought him a box of shells. What time are you picking me up tonight?
Break up lines from men:
My wife finally understands me. I don't need you anymore.
I hit the lottery and moved.
Since I started dating you I found out I'm gay.
I'm joining the priesthood.
Your 14 year old daughter is really hot! | |
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arri
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Joined: 10/5/2005
Msg: 131 | |
| Best break-up lines
Posted: 9/8/2006 4:10:08 PM | @ ousu
how about "you make me walk on egg shells and that's just too stressful"  | |
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Posted: 9/8/2006 4:25:58 PM |
How about "You ruin my mental health"
There is of course the mandatory variation "Please save me from my rationality"...
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AK338
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Joined: 3/14/2006
Msg: 133 | |
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ousu
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Joined: 6/2/2005
Msg: 134 | |
| Best break-up lines
Posted: 9/8/2006 4:38:10 PM | Arri,
That would be even understandable. Lighter version of "I cannot help feeling intimidated by you". (Almost same as "You castrate my manhood" :(
Pan,
That is not a break-up line! That is begging not to break up, you goose! | |
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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 9/8/2006 5:00:23 PM |
That is not a break-up line! That is begging not to break up, you goose!
LOL! I beg to differ, what if the receiving end just came out of a 36-step plan to cure some sort of irrationallity-associated psychotic behavior?
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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 9/8/2006 5:02:43 PM | | The truth works best for me. I would rather them tell me that there is nothing there. ANNETTE | |
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Posted: 9/8/2006 5:49:32 PM | What about... I know youre pregnant, but I think I would like to see other people.
Or.. We cant live together anymore because I want to bring girls home from the bar, and it wont look right if youre here.
OR.. I think youre sister is hot and that makes it difficult for me to focus on you | |
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Posted: 9/8/2006 7:36:35 PM | | One I used recently with a young lady who was always after me and seemed to want to own me.... You are such a pretty lady and it has been most interesting and informative knowing you, but good bye and please don't call again. | |
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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 9/10/2006 3:08:18 PM | I need some time to sort out sort out things by myself....
Yep, you go do that | |
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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 9/10/2006 3:23:43 PM | Dated a man on and off for several years...
most of the time he just said..." get the F___k out"
but this one time he must have been in a Boss Mode because he said ..............
"you're Fired!" I could not help myself.. I burst out laughing and so did he when he realized what he said!! | |
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ousu
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Joined: 6/2/2005
Msg: 142 | |
| Best break-up lines
Posted: 9/11/2006 12:42:46 AM | oneluminosity,
"you're Fired!"
LOL, I love that one! And will shamelessly use that in future if there will be any need. :p
To start a relationship one could start to use, then, "You are hired." - And after the fatal "you're fired" there could be a softening statement regarding the terminal care: "Contact HR" (which could be a compassionate friend or my mom) | |
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Posted: 1/7/2007 10:51:51 PM | I had a break up about a week ago from a very casual relationship, and I got "I'm not ready for a committed relationship"...................That and he didd'nt like my son, so he was toast after that came out of his mouth anyhow ...................Breaking up is not fun, and I feel people should speak from their heart, with honesty ......Does not matter if it was a single date, or a LTR. Honesty is the best policy....Hands down.......  | |
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Posted: 1/7/2007 11:19:31 PM | | The best one was "I can't believe you're breaking up with me!" I didn't break up with him. He vanished for awhile, and I left him a message stating that I hated the vanishing act and wanted to know what was up. Three days later, when he responded, he twisted and turned everything around so that it sounded like I had broken up with him. A week later, he's dating the girl he swore he wasn't cheating on me with... | |
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Posted: 1/7/2007 11:56:35 PM | | We have different interests..you are interested in me and I am interested in anything but you... | |
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Posted: 1/8/2007 5:51:13 AM | | The easiest way to breakup with someone is over the phone. When the phone rings and you see it's your girlfriend's number allow your machine to pick up. ANSWERING MACHINE: "Hi, I'm not home right now, If you're Lisa, hang up and get the hell out of my life, if you're any other available female, press two now." :) | |
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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 1/8/2007 7:39:25 AM |  Great post!
Here are a few...
Plays the song 'someday' by Nickleback, asks you to dance, procedes to tell you how much this song reminds him/her of you.
"I really like you, but the people in my head dont"
"My wife and I decided to get back together, I dont think Im ready for a real relationship."
"I really cant afford another relationship" | |
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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 1/8/2007 7:49:13 AM | best I have found, is 'sorry I cant make tonight, I have to keep my appointment at the STD clinic' sure fire to work. | |
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Posted: 1/8/2007 8:19:28 AM | One that would be funny, if it was not true at the time, after 17 years of marriage, 4 wonderful kids, and telling others I was her best friend. We were also separated at the time but getting along well and on broaching a reconcilation:
" No way, I did not want to marry you any way"
Told me
Just wish she had done it earlier, A LOT EARLIER
Would not go back and change things because of the kids and well in the past so can laugh now | |
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EB1
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Joined: 7/31/2006
Msg: 150 | |
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