| Best break-up lines
Posted: 1/8/2007 9:39:44 AM | "I'm sorry babe...i just fell into her clevage"
Definately " Its me not you..your just too good for me"
"I'm gay" | |
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Posted: 1/8/2007 9:44:25 AM | Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Go Away.
Would you like to be cheated on or break up now?
My therapist Helen Diana Smith says you are abusive and a terrible person. I think you need therapy. You should go to Helen Di.
You complete my life. If I stay with you I will have nothing more to live for.
The next time you are in my neighborhood, thank you for driving past my house. | |
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Posted: 1/8/2007 10:52:17 AM | "It's not what it looks like... I tripped and accidentally stuck it in her"
"You are good, but your mom does that thing with her tongue."
"You drink. You like sports. You swallow. But woman...you gave me the clap!"
"You're sweet, charming, and almost everything I want in a woman...but you really suck in bed."
"You're kind of a ****...so....yeah...I'm gonna go."
"Now that I'm sober, I don't know what the f*ck I was thinking." | |
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Posted: 1/8/2007 11:25:01 AM | "Remember when I told you I loved about a year and a half ago? Well I'm retracting it." (he told me ONCE in 9 years, followed by... wait for it...) "I think I'm one of those guys who is a congenital bachelor." (and... he was married 9 months later)
I seem to get those ones a lot - the last one was a variation on the same theme, "I feel not ready (if ever) for one-on-one with anyone. I suppose I'm not designed for that sort of thing." (I sure know how to pick 'em)
Or how about... (for the new age folks) "I do have a sense that we've been together in many lifetimes. But in this lifetime, it's never gonna happen." | |
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Posted: 1/8/2007 11:43:31 AM | "I just cant live with the pathetic tickles that you call 'sexual thrusts' anymore" posted by Completekaos
LMAO! 
I could have used this!
I got... "My Ex mother In Law thinks I should stay single for a bit longer" 
Mmmmm..Hmmm! 
sorry don't know how to quote someone. | |
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St3v0
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Joined: 8/14/2006
Msg: 156 | |
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Posted: 1/9/2007 5:43:14 PM |
“P.s Don't respond, or i will block you. Sorry thats just how it has to be.”
“I tried... I'm sorry... I really tried but I just can't... see the thing is...I can't go on with you.... it's just not going to work out.. you see.... the thing is, I really like black guys.... I'm sorry...”
"I had a dream that I'm supposed to be single."
"you're Fired!" "I'm gay"
"Now that I'm sober, I don't know what the f*ck I was thinking."
“ANSWERING MACHINE: "Hi, I'm not home right now, If you're Lisa, hang up and get the hell out of my life, if you're any other available female, press two now." :)
you people are way too funny!!!!
“f**k you, im outta here...... dumbass!”
“I do care about you, thats why I think you deserve someone better”
“I feel too bad about what I did to you, so I cant be with you anymore”
“Im a vegatarian now and cant be with someone who eats meat!”
“I like you but I just dont likkkee you”
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Posted: 9/7/2007 7:30:43 AM | "I love you, but I'm not IN love with you"
"You're amazing. You're smart, easy-going and fun. You are one of my favorite people to spend time with. You would be perfect...if you would lose weight."
"I really like you, and it's great when you come over, but... it's OK if you don't, too." | |
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El Efe
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Joined: 12/7/2006
Msg: 159 | |
| Best break-up lines
Posted: 9/7/2007 8:00:39 AM | “I hope if we have kids one day we don’t have a hot daughter cause… woo!… you know, I don’t know how I’ll control myself.”
F. | |
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Posted: 9/7/2007 8:05:22 AM | My most famous from years gone by:
"I just wanna be friends"
95% of the time the kiss of death, but for that one time it was meant ive always appreciated that... | |
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Posted: 9/7/2007 8:28:17 AM | Great lines...."I need time to figure this all out"
We arent on the same page anymore
Im not good enough for you..heheheheh
I need more time to focus on my career....
My kids think your a bit odd...
I need to be alone for a while..
Favorites...
Your girlfriend and I have a thing going on..
You sister jumped me...
Your mother tried (french kissing) me YUK
Im moving to another state...
There are some funny quotes on this thread... | |
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Posted: 9/7/2007 8:57:16 AM | | Best one i heard was on a radio show.....man sends his girlfriend a wreath, with the message our relationship is dead, rest in peace! | |
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Posted: 9/7/2007 9:34:33 AM | | "No, we don't need to have sex now... I just want to spend time with you, to show you it's not just about the sex, but about how much I love you"......... he's been gone just over a month now. | |
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Posted: 9/7/2007 10:12:52 AM | | In a slightly frightened and sheepish voice, "Are we going to get arrested?" Well, it wasn't really a break-up line, but it was a good indication that we had little future together. | |
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Posted: 9/7/2007 10:28:56 AM | | I wanted to break up with one guy and I went to the salvation army and bought a boot. When I gave it to him the next day he asked me "Whats the boot for?" I told him " I am giving you the boot" | |
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Posted: 9/7/2007 11:10:57 AM |
I would not claim that these are the best break-up lines, but they are the most memorable:
I don't want to be a wife and mother anymore.
No way!!
My exH used the mirror of that one:
"I just don't want to be a husband and a father anymore." Literally, word for word, three weeks before the birth of our first, his FIFTH child and after three and a half years of marriage. Gotta love shitheads. No, not really. I was being sarcastic.
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Posted: 9/7/2007 1:07:50 PM | | shannonnicole, "Thats funnier than heck"...that would work....heheheheh | |
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Posted: 9/7/2007 1:25:02 PM | | Last Place...I been there. Had a bf who i called to get together with and he had his kids and mom say he was sick and would call me later, never did. But when I called him a few hours later to see how hes feeling his dad told me he was out for the night...LOL. Must have been a long line at the store for nyquil huh! | |
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Posted: 9/7/2007 1:43:09 PM | Being with you gives me bunions.
I would like to continue dating you, but it interferes with taking my dog out every day.
I still find you attractive, but my condom tab is getting way too expensive.
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Cleo7
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Joined: 8/22/2007
Msg: 172 | |
| Best break-up lines
Posted: 9/7/2007 9:26:56 PM | | I was just looking at these "break up lines" This is the BEST break up line for a guy I have heard in a long time!!!!! | |
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Posted: 9/7/2007 9:29:26 PM | | "Why are you so upset? We were never actually dating." | |
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Posted: 9/7/2007 9:58:29 PM | This one was so funny I had to save it:
Thanks for the several pleasant days/weeks/milkshakes we shared. Although it seems as though we are a match made in heaven/hell/haste, I realize now I need something more/less hairy/ not psycho in my life. Hurting you is the last/first/most fun thing I want to do, but I can't hide my feelings/disgust/new romance any longer. I hope you understand/get over it/choke on vomit soon. When you think back on what we had, I hope you will be kind/happy/floating face down in a river, and you will always know that part of me will always care about/wretch when I think of you. I will always treasure the memory of (name something stupid you did together) and will never consider it something stupid we did together.
Love/Your Friend/Drop Dead | |
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Posted: 9/11/2007 8:15:14 AM | Starry_night, Mad Libs for break-up lines? That's good. 
All I'm adding to this thread is, "My attention span is too short for you." | |
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