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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 9/11/2007 8:52:47 AM | here's a couple....
"I need time" or "I got bad vibes from your friends"
why don't they just come out and say....I'm gonna keep on fishin'!?! | |
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Posted: 9/11/2007 11:15:13 AM | "sorry but, there was only a few parts of you I wanted to get to know better"
"you are the reason, doors open AND close!"
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Posted: 9/11/2007 11:23:28 AM | "its really U! not me!"
"i saw far hotter girl than urself in TESCO today"
"i wanted to shag our neighbour"
"can U go somewhere else while i play with my porn collection?"
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Posted: 9/11/2007 11:46:44 AM | I am just going to go on and be alone.............................
from an emotionally available person, who I think realised he cannot commit to love.
ROFLMAO: I can't date you because I am not in love with you. | |
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Posted: 9/11/2007 10:11:55 PM | "Having sex with you was like screwing a knot hole ina cedar post!!!
KB | |
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Posted: 9/12/2007 6:39:14 AM | ^^
Officially scared myself wondering how anyone would know how that'd feel.
"My mom/dad/cat/dog hates you!" | |
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Posted: 9/13/2007 3:56:00 AM | I need 'space', 'time', I'm all confused, my mind feels like a black mass, I can't think.
Okay I said, you got it. Then he'd come back.
Then, I need 'space', 'time'. I'm all confused, my m ind feels like a black mass, I can't think, AGAIN!
Then he got caught, cheating that is.
The HE got some of the best break-up lines ever.
I think I outdid myself and everyone around me.
Belle | |
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Posted: 9/13/2007 4:02:07 AM | Thanks Spider, I know you posted a while ago.
My best one was, after a nice time out -- "We'll get together real soon." Gotta love it. | |
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Posted: 9/13/2007 10:43:37 AM | Post has been around for a few blocks, so I breezed thru and read a few... and as lame or crappy as some of them sound, in all likelihood many were likely at least a shade of the truth.
If a relationship has reached the actual point of "break-up" as opposed to earlier stages of not wanting to date anymore, nor enter exclusivity, feel better off as friends, not progress for whatever reason... then the other party will probably feel "it" coming and know they screwed up or its all for the best too.
Remember... tacky breakup lines are a reflection of the person delivering them... and the recipient IS better off in the long run if that's the case.
Dating is both an acquired taste and an art and many of us suck at it for a variety of obvious reasons.
Just be human and cut each other some slack!  | |
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Posted: 9/13/2007 12:33:05 PM | | " I am going back to my old girlfriend but what about us?" | |
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Posted: 9/13/2007 12:44:43 PM | | I didnt mean for this to happen, but I met someone else....Can we still be friends? | |
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Joined: 6/12/2007
Msg: 189 | |
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Posted: 9/14/2007 11:23:21 AM | My penis is allergic to monogamy.
I found out I can pay instead of beg.
You can't make me multi-orgasmic. I won't settle for less.
If I put peanut butter in the right places, my dog is enough of a relationship. | |
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Posted: 9/14/2007 11:33:20 AM | I'm sorry but my dog is allergic to you.
My Mother likes you
I don't want a relationship, just sex and you know you have that problem
I have to go out of town for awhile, a long while | |
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Joined: 7/11/2007
Msg: 192 | |
| Best break-up lines
Posted: 9/14/2007 11:50:10 AM | I'll call you back...we really need to talk!
After work sit by the phone all night for a week.
The words finally start to sink in.Oh... the talk! | |
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Posted: 9/14/2007 12:04:30 PM | | " I think I've put you through enough already..." (This from a guy that pleaded MANY times prior to stay together when I attempted to break up with him due to that factor.)I was relieved to hear that. | |
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Posted: 9/14/2007 12:52:59 PM | I miss my mother!
Even grandma says I should leave you!
Toliet seat down again??? Bye!!
Everything has a season...This isnt our season!
You like the dog better than me!
You dont have ESPN on your tv | |
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Posted: 9/14/2007 1:15:28 PM | I have to move in with my mom cause she needs me.
I know I cheated and got her pregnant; but I still love you.
I don't want to be in a relationship with you, but I do want to continue having sex with you.
Oral sex is not cheating...........if that's the way you feel then you can just leave!
Fuc*ing hiliarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Posted: 9/14/2007 1:25:18 PM | My ex-wife wants her ring back!
My other personalities dont like you!
God told me to do it! | |
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Posted: 9/18/2007 12:42:21 PM | My favourite "freedom" lines...
It's between you and the cat.
Here's your dinner, the dishes are done, the laundry is clean and your favourite ice cream is in the freezer. By the way, I am moving out.
You make me bitter. | |
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Posted: 9/18/2007 12:46:19 PM | I just sing that song...."The Wheels on the Bus" over and over and over....even during love making!
Works every time! | |
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Posted: 9/18/2007 12:55:32 PM | I have a great one and this guy actually said this to me,
I cant go out with you anymore because i like to eat at buffets and you are on a diet, i would never get my moneys worth...
It was actually said. | |
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