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Posted: 9/18/2007 1:04:29 PM | | this has got to be one of the lamest----"it's not you, it's me" I've heard this over and over, and you know what--they're right, it IS them!! | |
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Posted: 9/18/2007 1:13:37 PM | | After you have had great talk by the hour, good vibes and lots of laughs and finally meet, the night after her screaming your name in bed she says, I just need to be friends now. Is that not like trying to refreeze the ice cube in your drink, just a thought, I think its a sign of mental problems, Jim | |
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daisie
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Joined: 9/22/2004
Msg: 203 | |
| Best break-up lines
Posted: 9/18/2007 1:25:34 PM | i gotta pee. and when im done i want you packed up, and moved out.
now GIT!!!!!!
oh an BTW merry xmas!!
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Posted: 9/18/2007 1:32:35 PM | After hearing...you were the best thing that ever happened to me, and were so good to me and I was such a jerk...I loved you...whine....whine...snivel...........grovel, grovel...
I told him...to take what was learned as a lesson and if he should ever have another relationship again in this lifetime to apply the knowledge as to what not to do. 
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Posted: 9/18/2007 3:03:54 PM | Arri, I hope it made you think hard....
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And I have one more ... 'I think you're not ready yet.' meaning, of course, that he he's not ready, but what an assertive way of saying so...
Hmmm now that just depends on just how "OLD" of a difference we are talking....  | |
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Posted: 9/18/2007 3:13:37 PM | The best break up line is allways the truth.................
Eg,
errrrrr welll yes I have been a lying cheating **stard, but , now I have got in her panties I need to dump you......
Beacause I cant keep up with all 4 of you at once............ (in the same town)
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Posted: 9/18/2007 3:21:02 PM | >>Forgot this one. I had my then girlfriend perform oral sex on her boss on my answering machine. So after listening to it 4 or 5 times i erased it and moved on.<<
DUDE no it was HER that needed to move on... NOT you.... Your just sic..... grow UP!! I hope you have by now..... for everyone's sake including yours... | |
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Posted: 9/18/2007 3:21:43 PM | Let's see, the crappola thrown at me over the past few years......1. "It's not you, it's me". "I just don't have the time right now to date, I'm too busy" (then why did you bother in the 1st place?).
2. "I can't commit myself right now".
3. "I have to get my life in order right now, and can't take time to think about you, it's all about me". (how selfish can you get?) | |
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Posted: 9/18/2007 3:39:24 PM | >>Forgot this one. I had my then girlfriend perform oral sex on her boss on my answering machine. So after listening to it 4 or 5 times i erased it and moved on.<<
DUDE no it was HER that needed to move on... NOT you.... Your just sic..... grow UP!! I hope you have by now..... for everyone's sake including yours... | |
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Posted: 9/18/2007 4:04:24 PM | >>Let's see, the crappola thrown at me over the past few years......1. "It's not you, it's me". "I just don't have the time right now to date, I'm too busy" (then why did you bother in the 1st place?).
2. "I can't commit myself right now".
3. "I have to get my life in order right now, and can't take time to think about you, it's all about me". (how selfish can you get?)<<
Yea... I've heard all those... sighhh... and from a guy that i've been dating since
hmmm.... over 15yrs now.... just recently though..... Makes me sad as hell....
to say the least. | |
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Posted: 9/18/2007 4:35:25 PM | | Brighten up a dull sex life with rodeo sex, Doggy style, call her by someone elses name and see how long you can hang on- the relationship will be over very soon (especially if you use her brothers name!) | |
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Posted: 9/18/2007 5:21:55 PM | "Beacause I cant keep up with all 4 of you at once............ (in the same town)"
Thanks for the laughs, surfer!
I think I was one of the 4 once in another town in another time. | |
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Posted: 9/18/2007 6:00:02 PM | | I am sorry to have to tell you this, but I have decided to go back to my ex. I still think a lot about you and if it doesn't work out I will contact you again and see what you are doing. | |
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ponie
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Joined: 1/25/2006
Msg: 216 | |
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Posted: 9/18/2007 6:39:21 PM | ok...ok...wait...ok...wait...ok..ok..ok..
Man this place is going to look a lot bigger with out all of your crap here!
Ok...ok...ok...wait...ok...ok
Wow did you hear the news???? Really...well news flash "you need to leave."
Ok..ok...wait...ok...
Knock knock ? Who's there? Your newest ex boyfriend!!!!! | |
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Posted: 10/5/2007 9:11:34 AM | Sorry, its not you its.....
1 ME
2. your sister
3.Your mother
4.Your daughter
5.you brother
6. you ddd
7. your labrador.
Whatever the answer is. the effect is the same- a new account on POF | |
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Posted: 10/5/2007 9:16:46 AM | I've always dated boring women it seems. "It just happened" and "It's not you, it's me", is what I've gotten.
The one I use isn't much better I'm afraid to say, "Ummm, I've cum you know. You're still here because...?"
And yes, I am kidding. | |
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Posted: 10/5/2007 9:47:34 AM | Stoney you crack me up
OK..after dating someone for 3 years and pretty much thinking he was the "one" I got this....
Well I just can't stay with someone who has a "past". You aren't the kind of girl I can respect because you've been with other guys and smoked pot when you were 19. I can't take you home to mom.
Um...I was 39 when this happened...hadn't smoked pot since I was 19 (tried it, I just never liked it), and uh...yeah...I'd been with other guys.
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Posted: 10/5/2007 11:53:55 AM | Personally, my favorite is walking into my house, beating the nearest object against the fridge and scream Get the hell oooooouuuuuuttttttt! until they do.
Hope the cat isn't on the table at the time.  | |
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Posted: 10/5/2007 2:13:10 PM | my favorite from a relationship that was 2 years off and on again and had decided that we'd take the risk and make it more of a commited relationship, planning a future together, "I cheated on you with another woman, because I want to see my kids and that's the only way, I'm too broke to afford the price of gas and a motel room for a week while I have a visitation with them since they live so far away. she has offered to be there for emotional support, and give me and my kids a place to stay when I see them.But I still love you and I want to marry you still, she's not the one I want to be with, it's you I want to be with"
hahahaha please, like any normal sane woman would say oh ok baby, you do what you have to do I'll be waiting here for you when you come home. I value my morals way better than that. | |
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Posted: 10/5/2007 6:34:14 PM | Tell her you are GAY
Tell her you want a THREE WAY with her best girlfriend, either she slaps you and tells you off { Break up } or she agrees, and you have some hot sex | |
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Posted: 10/8/2007 9:17:09 PM | | "You were lucky to have a roof over your head for 15 years," (he) said 2 years before I *finally* filed for divorce! | |
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clay71
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Joined: 7/11/2007
Msg: 225 | |
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Posted: 10/8/2007 9:23:48 PM | | My GrandMother took 10 hits of acid, and stole a bus full of nuns gotta go! | |
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