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 Tayven

Joined: 11/11/2004
Msg: 26
OXYMORONS:
Posted: 7/26/2006 1:18:45 AM
Perfect prize
Perfect match
Perfect game
Perfect person
 charlie_girl

Joined: 11/28/2005
Msg: 27
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Posted: 7/26/2006 2:42:59 AM
perfect home
perfect life
perfect love

stand up
 JohnnyPopper

Joined: 6/23/2006
Msg: 28
OXYMORONS:
Posted: 7/26/2006 8:18:37 AM
Plenty of Fish...
 charlie_girl

Joined: 11/28/2005
Msg: 29
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Posted: 7/26/2006 1:34:01 PM
Now that is a good one! ^^^^^^^^^^

You really DO win the prize.
 ~Deborah~

Joined: 4/17/2005
Msg: 30
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Posted: 7/26/2006 2:16:41 PM

Plenty of Fish...
Yup. Wins the prize for sure.

Also..."There are plenty of good men/women in your age group who aren't married!"

Yeah...where are they...being held captive by the bad ones?
 JohnnyPopper

Joined: 6/23/2006
Msg: 31
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Posted: 7/26/2006 10:06:25 PM
You really DO win the prize.

Do I get "extra credit" with YOU for these also Charlie-Babe??

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious...
Antidisestablishmentarianism...
Floccinaucinihilipilification...

 charlie_girl

Joined: 11/28/2005
Msg: 32
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Posted: 7/27/2006 2:20:52 AM
Whoa there partner!

Grabbing the dictionary for the third one.

Hmmm. OKay. Extra points for the OP.
 JohnnyPopper

Joined: 6/23/2006
Msg: 33
OXYMORONS:
Posted: 7/27/2006 5:43:20 PM
Thankx Muh Darlin' Charlie-gurl...
 JohnnyPopper

Joined: 6/23/2006
Msg: 34
OXYMORONS:
Posted: 8/3/2006 3:47:13 PM
Online Dating is an OXY MORON.. hahaha
 charlie_girl

Joined: 11/28/2005
Msg: 35
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Posted: 8/4/2006 1:36:35 AM
Either that or a mis nomer
 JohnnyPopper

Joined: 6/23/2006
Msg: 36
OXYMORONS:
Posted: 8/4/2006 2:06:22 AM
^^^ Iz dat a Miss, Mrs. or a MS. No-mer??
 BlueeyedBabe

Joined: 11/3/2005
Msg: 37
OXYMORONS:
Posted: 8/4/2006 4:22:13 AM
You took them all sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
 Newbiehere4u

Joined: 4/13/2005
Msg: 38
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Posted: 8/4/2006 2:02:00 PM
Wow!~ Somebody did a cut and paste on that long one!

These are funny. I really like the "online dating".

Dare I say it? "Good Man"
 JohnnyPopper

Joined: 6/23/2006
Msg: 39
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Posted: 8/4/2006 8:44:41 PM

You took them all sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
Did not!.. Left ya "French Military Victory's" but, cha blew it BL I'd Ba'b.. hehehehe
 ~Deborah~

Joined: 4/17/2005
Msg: 40
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Posted: 8/4/2006 8:48:41 PM
Free with purchase???
 JohnnyPopper

Joined: 6/23/2006
Msg: 41
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Posted: 8/5/2006 8:58:59 AM
LOL Ya added the word "with" Deb.. hehehe to Free Purchase in my list.. Good show Babe!!
 ~Deborah~

Joined: 4/17/2005
Msg: 42
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Posted: 8/5/2006 2:51:34 PM
^^^^Then I have to admit that I haven't read the whole list....sorry but only some things are worth looking at when they are too long Johnny Dear.
 JohnnyPopper

Joined: 6/23/2006
Msg: 43
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Posted: 8/5/2006 6:50:52 PM
^^^ GEE, I did them alphabetical so It'd be EZ'r to read too.. ~Deborah~ Dear.. :oP
 Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006
Msg: 44
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Posted: 8/5/2006 7:32:42 PM
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fight 2
Final Destination 3

Pretty much a sequel to anything with "Final" in the title.
 JohnnyPopper

Joined: 6/23/2006
Msg: 45
OXYMORONS:
Posted: 8/5/2006 7:44:53 PM
Final JEOPARDY?
 JohnnyPopper

Joined: 6/23/2006
Msg: 46
OXYMORONS:
Posted: 8/5/2006 8:51:25 PM
Conservative Christian??????
 JohnnyPopper

Joined: 6/23/2006
Msg: 47
OXYMORONS:
Posted: 8/24/2006 1:34:03 AM
duz OVER UNDER work fer ya???
 ~Deborah~

Joined: 4/17/2005
Msg: 48
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Posted: 8/24/2006 3:41:47 AM

I did them alphabetical so It'd be EZ'r to read too
Sorry 'Farmer John', although I can write, I haven't learned to read.

Does that make me an oxymoron or just a moron?
 JohnnyPopper

Joined: 6/23/2006
Msg: 49
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Posted: 8/24/2006 11:57:57 PM

Does that make me an oxymoron or just a moron?

What dew yew think D3BBi3?
 Daiyanissa

Joined: 5/28/2006
Msg: 50
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Posted: 8/25/2006 7:46:04 PM
Microsoft Works

Bush Thought

Multiple Orgasm

Beautiful Murder
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