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Posted: 8/2/2006 6:12:44 PM |
LEO (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Drinking style: Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware they're darling - Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue -- and perhaps not with the one who brought them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the next day.
Another Leo who isn't a fabulous dancer! Although once I've had a few, I can convince myself otherwise...  | |
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Posted: 8/2/2006 6:31:15 PM |
TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
Drinking style: Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aimingfor a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated
Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means a teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.
This is me!!
although I haven't done karaoke, I imagine if you can get me sh*tfaced and get me in one, it would be a riot. | |
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Posted: 2/9/2009 12:23:49 PM | PISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Drinking style: If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a sign and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty tolerance fast. Who needs an expensive date like that? On the other hand, they're fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in crime. With the right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and wind up in bed together for days. The phrase "addictive personality" can be read two ways you know.
Oh...Pisces!^^^^That is funny!!! Chinese and the North American Indians simply don't have the genes to diggest alcohol , which is scientifically proven!
.... A Pisces is a dream......:)
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Posted: 2/9/2009 12:46:36 PM | SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Drinking style: In vino veritas -- and, for Sagittarius, in booze blurtiness: When buttered, they'll spill all your secrets and many of
their own. Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with. This is a sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from the sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole Smith?). They're the people who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire crowd to travel somewhere else -- like a nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun. Good-natured hi-jinks are sure to ensue (including a high possibility of loopy groping; spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call).
Don't think this says a lot about me cause I don't drink that much anymore. But it's fun to read! | |
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Posted: 2/10/2009 4:35:15 PM | Sunshine....you don't drink anymore....but do you drink any less?
Well at least they recognized my outstanding personal power and charisma in addition to my not being a liquor pig...unlike the other signs.
CAPRICORN (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Drinking style: Capricorn is usually described as practical,steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty -- no wonder they get left off the astrological c ocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock star: independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, not too eager to please. And if they make money being themselves, who are you to quibble? But just like most rock stars, they're either totally on or totally off, and they generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the after party, especially if they can hook up with a cute groupie. | |
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Posted: 2/10/2009 4:47:25 PM | Mine says' Cancers' are never really drunk, that is the true statement as I haven't ever been drunk.
I didn't drink at all for most of my adult life, and now have one maybe two if I go out dancing. I just always love having my wits about me, and the whole out of control thing freaks me out. Hmmmm one would think maybe I am a control freak.. hehe :) | |
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Posted: 2/10/2009 4:54:19 PM | | I'm a Capricorn, and though it's posted above, I had to go check it for myself, since I thought it may have been "edited" to suit the poster's purpose... but it wasn't. I don't think the horoscope fits me... except maybe that I'm practical... THAT I am! :-) | |
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Posted: 2/10/2009 7:30:19 PM |
VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
Drinking style: Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order ontotheir bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs, sure -- but it could also lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get fully shellacked -- but, oh, when they do! Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare, "I'm going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight." A toast to the subgenius IQ!
very intersting...lol
Tim
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