| Funny T shirts or Tattoos Posted: 12/23/2006 10:46:38 AM | Tattoos...
The best ones...
Inside of the right thigh... Christmas
Inside of the left thigh... New Years
Now no man can complain there's nothing to eat between Christmas and New Years! | |
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| Funny T shirts or Tattoos Posted: 12/25/2006 8:42:09 AM | A tatoo I am thinking of getting.....
A picture of a hundred dollar bill on my****...
That way I can watch my money grow.... Also I would let almost any women BLOW my hundred bucks anytime  | |
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| Funny T shirts or Tattoos Posted: 12/25/2006 12:44:29 PM | t-shirt's hold my beer while i kiss your girlfriend. smile if your not wearing any panties. they will smile.
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| Funny T shirts or Tattoos Posted: 12/25/2006 12:47:33 PM | i have a pic. of a half moon on my penis.when i get excited it is a full moon. | |
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| Funny T shirts or Tattoos Posted: 12/26/2006 10:24:15 PM | | i have a t-shirt that has very small writing around my stomach that says"you are already close enough.....just suck it" | |
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| Funny T shirts or Tattoos Posted: 12/27/2006 4:24:13 PM | T-shirt on an over-40 woman: I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun
T-shirt on a biker's back: If you can read this the bitch fell off | |
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| Funny T shirts or Tattoos Posted: 1/3/2007 9:48:03 PM | Kind of a rip on the " you've been a bad girl, now go to my room!" that I came up with , I'm gonna get this made up and have another one read the same but with a little something added!
You've been bad girls, now go to my room!
You've been bad girls now go to my room and get out the handcuff's! | |
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| Funny T shirts or Tattoos Posted: 1/3/2007 10:25:01 PM | | I have a T-Shirt that is blank on the front and on the back says : The girl I am talking to is such a ****! | |
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| Funny T shirts or Tattoos Posted: 1/12/2007 10:14:13 PM | | I have a t-shirt that says "I'm not a b*tch, I'm just giftedly outspoken" | |
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| Funny T shirts or Tattoos Posted: 1/13/2007 7:03:52 AM | | Hurting you was the last thing i wanted to do....but its still on my list! | |
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| Funny T shirts or Tattoos Posted: 1/13/2007 7:07:03 AM | I came across 1 t-shirt that said if ***holes could fly this place would be an airport! | |
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Tigi
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| Funny T shirts or Tattoos Posted: 1/13/2007 7:50:37 AM | I'm not tense - I'm just very very alert Do Not Disturb - Already Disturbed
Picture of an owl up a tree in the night with a birdwatcher shining a torch on it, and the owl is saying b****r off. Caption, "Irritable Owl Syndrome" | |
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| Funny T shirts or Tattoos Posted: 1/13/2007 8:10:49 AM | I have the body of an 18 year old........
..........it's in the trunk, and starting to stink.  | |
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| Funny T shirts or Tattoos Posted: 1/15/2007 2:40:14 AM | I have one that says "i do what the voices inside my head tell me to do" | |
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| Funny T shirts or Tattoos Posted: 1/15/2007 12:52:23 PM | T-Shirts ....
I'm not a **** ... I'M THE **** ... and that's Ms. **** to you
I wish these were brains.
I may not be Ms. Right, but I'll F**K you till she shows up.
If your d**k was as big as your mouth, I might be interested.
Damn, it's freezing in here. (Best worn bra-less)
My nipples get harder than most guys d**ks.
If u c4n r34d this u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d.
Look at my chest when I'm talking to you.
Weapons of Mass-turbation.
Weapons of Mass Seduction.
Viagra is for P***ies.
Cancel my subscription because I don't want to read about your issues.
If I had balls, they'd be bigger than yours.
I'm with stupid (with finger pointing up)
OB/GYN Kenobi
Underwear ...
Best if eaten by midnight | |
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| Funny T shirts or Tattoos Posted: 1/16/2007 9:10:29 AM | If you don't like what I'm wearing... feel free to undress me!
Picture two moose, one with a bulls-eye on the stomach... Hell of a birth mark Hal!
picture of a baby falling head first... The stork dropped me here thirty years ago... Not bad for bird droppings
I'll give up coffee... right after I give up oxygen | |
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| Funny T shirts or Tattoos Posted: 1/17/2007 8:57:01 AM | Theyre great the funniest t-shirt ive seen is
on the front "ive got altziemers"
on the back "but at least i havent got altziemers"
dont get me wrong i work with people who have altziemers and have much empathy love and light xxx | |
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| Funny T shirts or Tattoos Posted: 1/18/2007 2:32:19 AM | | A close friend's girlfriend bought him this t-Shirt to wear "A will F$%@ You Until Mr. Right Comes Along" The F word was spelled out...he loves the shirt and I think its nasty!!! | |
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| Funny T shirts or Tattoos Posted: 1/18/2007 2:35:27 AM | | Opps! "I will F_____ You Until Mr Right Comes Along" Sorry too early to type and think lol | |
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| Funny T shirts or Tattoos Posted: 1/28/2007 1:06:12 AM | "Boys make good pets."
Great for a night out, gets loads of comments!
(most guys say no, we do not, and to that I always say, well you're trainable if you're spanked hard enough!!) | |
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| Funny T shirts or Tattoos Posted: 1/28/2007 6:09:36 AM | i seen one the other day i was going to get for my brother for his birthday.. it said "would you like some cheese with that whine"  | |
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| Funny T shirts or Tattoos Posted: 1/28/2007 9:59:53 AM | | Saw a great one the other day "I'm smiling because I can't recall your name." | |
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