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 grneyedqt4u

Joined: 12/14/2006
Msg: 51
Funny T shirts or Tattoos
Posted: 12/23/2006 10:46:38 AM
Tattoos...


The best ones...

Inside of the right thigh... Christmas

Inside of the left thigh... New Years

Now no man can complain there's nothing to eat between Christmas and New Years!
 Cooter2001

Joined: 12/3/2006
Msg: 52
Funny T shirts or Tattoos
Posted: 12/25/2006 8:42:09 AM
A tatoo I am thinking of getting.....

A picture of a hundred dollar bill on my****...

That way I can watch my money grow....
Also I would let almost any women BLOW my hundred bucks anytime
 johnny1153

Joined: 8/11/2006
Msg: 53
Funny T shirts or Tattoos
Posted: 12/25/2006 12:44:29 PM
t-shirt's
hold my beer while i kiss your girlfriend.
smile if your not wearing any panties. they will smile.
 johnny1153

Joined: 8/11/2006
Msg: 54
Funny T shirts or Tattoos
Posted: 12/25/2006 12:47:33 PM
i have a pic. of a half moon on my penis.when i get excited it is a full moon.
 sweeterlion

Joined: 8/29/2006
Msg: 55
Funny T shirts or Tattoos
Posted: 12/26/2006 10:24:15 PM
i have a t-shirt that has very small writing around my stomach that says"you are already close enough.....just suck it"
 mizzleshizzle

Joined: 3/1/2005
Msg: 56
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Posted: 12/27/2006 9:01:50 AM
funny tshirt
"I'm not gay, I'm British"
 sock puppeteer

Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 57
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Posted: 12/27/2006 4:24:13 PM
T-shirt on an over-40 woman: I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun

T-shirt on a biker's back: If you can read this the bitch fell off
 Wulff

Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 58
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Posted: 1/3/2007 9:48:03 PM
Kind of a rip on the " you've been a bad girl, now go to my room!" that I came up with ,
I'm gonna get this made up and have another one read the same but with a little something added!

You've been bad girls, now go to my room!

You've been bad girls now go to my room and get out the handcuff's!
 Canadian_Beef_24

Joined: 3/13/2006
Msg: 59
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Posted: 1/3/2007 10:25:01 PM
I have a T-Shirt that is blank on the front and on the back says : The girl I am talking to is such a ****!
 DanHill

Joined: 12/7/2006
Msg: 60
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Posted: 1/3/2007 10:34:31 PM
on a bikers shirt:
"If you can read this the **** has fallen off"
 Ignominious

Joined: 12/30/2006
Msg: 61
Funny T shirts or Tattoos
Posted: 1/4/2007 11:09:41 AM
If you think I'm a B!tch, you should meet my Mother!

I love that shirt!
 Angel From Hell

Joined: 8/13/2006
Msg: 62
Funny T shirts or Tattoos
Posted: 1/12/2007 10:14:13 PM
I have a t-shirt that says "I'm not a b*tch, I'm just giftedly outspoken"
 Dodgecrasher

Joined: 11/25/2006
Msg: 63
Funny T shirts or Tattoos
Posted: 1/13/2007 7:03:52 AM
Hurting you was the last thing i wanted to do....but its still on my list!
 Phat_Chick

Joined: 6/13/2006
Msg: 64
Funny T shirts or Tattoos
Posted: 1/13/2007 7:07:03 AM
I came across 1 t-shirt that said if ***holes could fly this place would be an airport!
 Tigi

Joined: 1/4/2007
Msg: 65
Funny T shirts or Tattoos
Posted: 1/13/2007 7:50:37 AM
I'm not tense - I'm just very very alert
Do Not Disturb - Already Disturbed

Picture of an owl up a tree in the night with a birdwatcher shining a torch on it, and the owl is saying b****r off. Caption, "Irritable Owl Syndrome"
 CreepyOldMan

Joined: 1/6/2007
Msg: 66
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Posted: 1/13/2007 8:10:49 AM
I have the body of an 18 year old........

..........it's in the trunk, and starting to stink.
 majicman_me

Joined: 12/30/2006
Msg: 67
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Posted: 1/15/2007 2:40:14 AM
I have one that says "i do what the voices inside my head tell me to do"
 Randominternetguy

Joined: 12/25/2006
Msg: 68
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Posted: 1/15/2007 12:52:23 PM
T-Shirts ....

I'm not a **** ... I'M THE **** ... and that's Ms. **** to you

I wish these were brains.

I may not be Ms. Right, but I'll F**K you till she shows up.

If your d**k was as big as your mouth, I might be interested.

Damn, it's freezing in here. (Best worn bra-less)

My nipples get harder than most guys d**ks.

If u c4n r34d this u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d.

Look at my chest when I'm talking to you.

Weapons of Mass-turbation.

Weapons of Mass Seduction.

Viagra is for P***ies.

Cancel my subscription because I don't want to read about your issues.

If I had balls, they'd be bigger than yours.

I'm with stupid (with finger pointing up)

OB/GYN Kenobi

Underwear ...

Best if eaten by midnight
 wiley-coyotet

Joined: 9/1/2006
Msg: 69
Funny T shirts or Tattoos
Posted: 1/16/2007 9:10:29 AM
If you don't like what I'm wearing... feel free to undress me!

Picture two moose, one with a bulls-eye on the stomach...
Hell of a birth mark Hal!

picture of a baby falling head first...
The stork dropped me here thirty years ago...
Not bad for bird droppings

I'll give up coffee... right after I give up oxygen
 sharoneira

Joined: 1/13/2007
Msg: 70
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Posted: 1/17/2007 8:57:01 AM
Theyre great the funniest t-shirt ive seen is

on the front "ive got altziemers"

on the back "but at least i havent got altziemers"

dont get me wrong i work with people who have altziemers and have much empathy
love and light xxx
 a perfect rose for you

Joined: 11/21/2005
Msg: 71
Funny T shirts or Tattoos
Posted: 1/18/2007 2:32:19 AM
A close friend's girlfriend bought him this t-Shirt to wear "A will F$%@ You Until Mr. Right Comes Along" The F word was spelled out...he loves the shirt and I think its nasty!!!
 a perfect rose for you

Joined: 11/21/2005
Msg: 72
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Posted: 1/18/2007 2:35:27 AM
Opps! "I will F_____ You Until Mr Right Comes Along" Sorry too early to type and think lol
 codeegirl

Joined: 10/26/2005
Msg: 73
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Posted: 1/28/2007 1:06:12 AM
"Boys make good pets."


Great for a night out, gets loads of comments!

(most guys say no, we do not, and to that I always say, well you're trainable if you're spanked hard enough!!)
 subject2changex

Joined: 1/27/2006
Msg: 74
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Posted: 1/28/2007 6:09:36 AM
i seen one the other day i was going to get for my brother for his birthday.. it said "would you like some cheese with that whine"
 GreatAttitude

Joined: 1/3/2007
Msg: 75
Funny T shirts or Tattoos
Posted: 1/28/2007 9:59:53 AM
Saw a great one the other day "I'm smiling because I can't recall your name."
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