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 dustyknight
Joined: 9/14/2006
Msg: 101
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feel like makin love .....
fooled around and fell in luvvvvvv...
love is all you need...
love is a many splendored thing...

love me tender
love me or leave me...
love will keep us together...
make love not war
I lusted in my heart...Jimmy Carter
If lovin you is wrong, I don't wanna be right..
My endless love...
love..you can see it, you can feel it, it touches you, it fills your heart, it can break your heart, it can run your life, it can ruin your life, it can be short lived or life long..
and to think we all yearn and strive for it..
I'll settle for a hug and wet kiss and feel lucky..
dusty



 dcg96
Joined: 7/1/2006
Msg: 102
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Posted: 9/28/2007 5:17:30 PM
Cotter...you may be a nurse but you don't know much about heart problems.
I have heart problems (numerous heart attachs and a triple bypass before I was 46 years old), diabetes, and a few other things...I take viagra, on prescription and it has had no effect on me and yes I do take heart meds and diabetes meds and other meds to go along with them.
Don't make a joke of things like that. I may be young but due to health issues I may need viagra...once in a while..although everything does work on its own.
All I can say to you is for you keep studying medicine a bit more...do not give the wrong information out...especially online where many will read what you and say and believe it even if it is not correct.
 *mandrake*
Joined: 9/19/2006
Msg: 103
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Posted: 9/28/2007 5:57:54 PM
you look longingly into each others eyes, but can't see without your glasses

you reach out to touch each other.....from separate beds!

you take out your dentures....and smile devilishly!

she bends over the bed...and you rush across the room in your walker!

you use a tripod to hold "it" up.

during the heat of the moment, the heavy sound of snores is all that is heard.
 Honcho
Joined: 12/9/2006
Msg: 104
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 9/28/2007 9:53:36 PM
An old buddy once said, "Every time I take a notion that I want some.......I feel as if I just had." He also pointed out a good looking gal and said, "If my wife caught me having sex with her, I just say "Mama, it ain't me!" Men also need to learn how to pay compliments to women. Saying "I bet you don't sweat much for a fat gal" just doesn't get it.
 Honcho
Joined: 12/9/2006
Msg: 105
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Posted: 9/28/2007 9:56:46 PM
If one viagra doesn't work, try two. At least you can die with a smile on your face!
 NatGoat
Joined: 10/15/2005
Msg: 106
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Posted: 9/30/2007 2:08:26 PM
I'm only a "Senior" Chronologically . .
I still play Frisbee, Softball, Hockey and Golf with the 'Kids' . . !!!
~ . . Making Love . . ~ . . ???
Let me get out my -Operators Manual- on That . . !!!
{ I may have to enroll in a Remedial Class on the subject . . !! }
 woobytoodsday
Joined: 12/13/2006
Msg: 107
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Posted: 2/14/2008 5:02:23 PM
Seems appropriate to revive this thread for Valentine's Day, since some of us (ugh!!) "seniors" are madly in love this time.

And you know? Better than it ever was as a "youngster" lol!!

 swtcarolinej
Joined: 11/11/2006
Msg: 108
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Posted: 2/14/2008 5:29:07 PM
message:12 WITH all do respect I hope I NEVER find anything better than sex...Have mercy, we arent old in our 50's...I work with seniors and Im happy to say were still youngun's to them Alot more life to be lived!!
 gpb1953
Joined: 10/16/2006
Msg: 109
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Posted: 2/16/2008 6:20:13 PM
1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.
Since my divorce … I don’t have to look, I know the only one I am sharing my bed
with has 4 legs, a lot of fur & frequently barks.

2. Set timer for 2 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
Once again … I’ll have to let you know if I ever replace my 4 legged friend with a 2
legged one.

3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!
Doesn’t that kind of make your glasses useless?

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
I’m sure she will be alright!

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
It’s why I like using cute little nicknames!

6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
Sorry … still have all my own teeth. Wait! Is that a cavity?

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
Make that Extra Stengtth Tylenol!

8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.
Or turn up the stereo!

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.
Hey … I call them when I get a date now!

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
Well, I guess I’ve got to get to 1st base first … I’ll let you know if I make it to 2nd!

Gary
 *mae* flowers
Joined: 1/15/2006
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Posted: 2/16/2008 6:44:06 PM

And you know? Better than it ever was as a "youngster" lol!!



...I'll have to take your word for it Miss Tuesday...haven't actually had the opportunity to "compare" for quite some time haha

...maeflowers
 culwxman1
Joined: 12/12/2007
Msg: 111
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Posted: 2/16/2008 7:05:57 PM
I'm glad somebody over 50 is having sex. My wife, who's 55, decided a couple of years ago that she didn't want it any more. How depressing to be 54 and know that that part of our relationship is over.
 Hizdog
Joined: 12/19/2007
Msg: 112
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Posted: 2/16/2008 10:59:18 PM
My older brother had a triple bypass operation in June of 2007. As I was visiting the next morning, his doctor came into the room carrying a clip-board followed by his late-20 or early 30-something nurse-assistant. He noticed a "tent" in a very precarious spot on my brother's bed... "That's one of the benefits of this surgery", he said.. "It will last 6 months to a year or more...." The next thing we heard was a light little female voice... "6 months.... Good lord"... and we all (including the doctor) turned and watched her sashay out of the room... Turned back to my brother, who was grinning from ear to ear.... It's February now, and he is STILL in "fine form".... And no - he isn't "dating" the nurse.....
 chitown gal
Joined: 7/17/2007
Msg: 113
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Posted: 2/17/2008 3:58:44 AM
That is sad! (about deciding that sex will no longer be a part of your life). I'm glad I didn't give up on finding a relationship even though after my divorce I wasn't having any luck for YEARS and was beginning to feel completely asexual as the years creeped up. Now I have a man in my life and I couldn't be happier.
I loved all the senior jokes, I do consider myself to be a senior I belong to AARP and am hapy when I qualify for a discount. I ask for one at Taco Bell and some of those youngins just assume I'm old enough so I get a free pop!
I think taking Viagra is dangerous, there are side effects coming out where some men have gone blind due to the extra pressure or s/t that Viagra creates. So enjoy, but be careful. I think most men who are 50 and over do slow down and have more trouble getting it up, etc. Just go with the flow guys and don't go to extreme measures which aren't necessary.
 littejackson
Joined: 6/30/2007
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Posted: 2/17/2008 5:49:18 AM
this is it I have no plans on eliminating sex from the life I have left.....just looking for a old woman who is looking to keep this in her agenda
 MeereKat
Joined: 2/11/2008
Msg: 115
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Posted: 2/17/2008 10:52:28 AM
I started celebrating *Anniversaries* instead of Birthdays after I reached 35 . . !
..{My 18th Anniv. will be at the end of this month..!}..
The main ingredients, now . . are . . :
Comfort..
Humor..
Respect..
Tenderness..
..and..
Not Rushing . . !!
Enjoy all the pleasure that you can . .
many people have learned to be Multi-orgasmic . .
So...why tire yourself out too quickly . . ??
...It can last for H O U R S .. with a good, sensuous technique . .
at a Leisurely, Loving and still Passionate pace . . !!
. .
 littejackson
Joined: 6/30/2007
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Posted: 2/23/2008 3:39:07 PM
any senior women out there that are still interested in senors ans sex get in touch .....am retired and can travel
 forevaautumn
Joined: 1/17/2008
Msg: 117
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Posted: 3/10/2008 10:44:49 AM
Okay I have stopped laughing, just find a man who knows the definition of foreplay and is totally unselfish...thereby you get an orgasm(s)<< whether or not they have erectile dysfunction.
 Honcho
Joined: 12/9/2006
Msg: 118
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Posted: 3/10/2008 7:36:02 PM
Hey Magician, you forgot to mention that she needs her spitoon beside the bed to spit out her snuff! Also when she takes off those spandex pants you saw her wearing in Walmart, stand back for safety reasons! (There she blows!) I keep hearing those commercials that say if you have an erection that lasts over four hours to consult your emergency room. Hell if that happens to me, I'm gonna call CNN because no one is gonna believe that and I'd be a proud puppy! A little granddaughter (true story) looked at the wrinkles on her grandmother's face and said "Monie, you need ironing!"
Someone told an older couple they should try oral sex, so that night he looked at his wife and said "F**k you!" She replied, "No, f**k you!" They lay quite for a moment and he said, "Was it as good for you as it was for me?"
 NCRosebud
Joined: 2/15/2008
Msg: 119
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Posted: 3/10/2008 8:05:10 PM
Magician...I have one for you:

An 86 year old man marries a beautiful 24 year old bombshell. They go on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they book the cruise the new bride tells her husband that they should get separate cabins so they don't get carried away and over exert his weak heart.

Shortly after they board, there is a knock on the bride's cabin door. She opens it to find her elderly husband standing there with a big ol' smile and ready for action. She invites him in and he ravishes her, puts on his clothes and leaves. She is laying on the bed in amazement...totally satisfied.

Soon there is another knock at the door. It's the husband again, primed and ready for action. He takes her again. She can't believe it! The most amazing sex she's ever had!
The old man dresses and leaves.

This same scenario happens every hour during the night and into the morning. Finally the old man knocks on the door for the 10th time. The sweet young bride opens the door, throws her arms around the old man and says "Sweetheart, I can't believe you! This has been the most amazing night of my life. You have satisfied me like no one ever has. I have been with men in their 20's and 30's, and none of them have anywhere near the staying power and stamina you have shown tonight. You are incredible. Please come in and make wild passionate love to me again."

The old man looks at her with a confused look in his eye and says "You mean I've already been in here tonight???

Rose Mary
 friendlyldy
Joined: 6/9/2007
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Posted: 3/11/2008 3:21:13 AM
These jokes have been so funny! I think that's part of the beauty of passion in your senior years........the ability to laugh at yourself and getting old.........to be comfortable with aging and to know that enjoying sex is more then just looking good!
 MeereKat
Joined: 2/11/2008
Msg: 121
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Posted: 3/11/2008 12:08:59 PM
...You mean that 'Foreplay' isn't just another term for the Fast-forward button on the VCR . . ???

I like a good long Kissing session .. any time .. any place .. !!!
 birdhope
Joined: 2/25/2008
Msg: 122
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Posted: 3/11/2008 12:40:11 PM

1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.
Since my divorce … I don’t have to look, I know the only one I am sharing my bed
with has 4 legs, a lot of fur & frequently barks.

2. Set timer for 2 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
Once again … I’ll have to let you know if I ever replace my 4 legged friend with a 2
legged one.


Wow Gary R U into sheep? Is her name Dolly?

(sorry I couldn't resist!)
 GreyNomad43
Joined: 11/19/2007
Msg: 123
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Posted: 3/11/2008 1:34:26 PM
I read this post while i was laying in bed, i laughed that much that the 25yr old nympho i was with, fell out.
 friendlyldy
Joined: 6/9/2007
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Posted: 3/11/2008 5:02:14 PM
and then you realized you were dreaming, right?
 GreyNomad43
Joined: 11/19/2007
Msg: 125
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Posted: 3/11/2008 7:09:53 PM
Hush, this is my dream, OK?
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