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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 7/29/2006 10:37:50 AM | make him buy new tires for your trailer house. wear his helmet. tell him most people hate you. tell him you are the type of person that never understands PLAIN english. tell him you have no morals.
tell him its not a mask you're wearing.. its your real face.
one of these should just about do it in 10 days. although some take 2 years. | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 7/29/2006 11:32:22 AM | Start talking to him in a deep voice and "confess" to him that you used to be a guy named Dirk.
Or
Wear some tinfoiled covered head gear and insist he wear something similar to ward off the alien transmissions coming from outer space.
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 7/29/2006 1:25:50 PM | | Actually watch the movie. It has pretty good advice. Start acting all clingy. Bust in on his guy times. ETC... | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 7/29/2006 1:49:13 PM | Bribe someone prettier than you to ask him out.
If he refuses her, throw a jealous fit anyway.
Everytime he says something, tell him what he *really* means.
Take your mother everywhere with you and ask her opinion on everything.
Compare him unfavourably to your ex at every opportunity. Create opportunities at will.
Go on the Cabbage Soup Diet. Complain about it endlessly and pressure him to go on it too.
Um. Is it a bad thing that I keep coming up with more ideas? :) | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 7/29/2006 2:03:09 PM | Heh, yell and scream, call him a f-ing a-hole, and tell him you're getting a restraining order... whats with this 10-days stuff?? Thats about 10 minutes!  | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 7/29/2006 2:22:29 PM | It's truly a shame that you just can't tell someone that you want to be a good friends and move on.. that isn't enough for some people to hear!! I just don't want to hurt people out right or them me. But you do feel like a smuke in the end....He is a good guy just not for me...I wish I was born in a different place & time without any so called baggage!! He's for somebody who can appreciate him for all his redeeming qualities???...
"Ohhh, I will love it", and he can change my way of thinking, I don't think so. And he still thinks I want to be work on his farm...pleeeaassseee...?? I am ready to retire. I still care, but not ready to get up at 4am every morning to feed the pigs and hens in the mornings....I was born a CITY girl. Break it to him gently, Is there any suggestions out there, I feel like a complete A@@....
Something good is turning really bad quickly...too bad too., it was a really good friendship..I really cared about this guy.. | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 7/29/2006 2:23:16 PM | | Tell him oral sex of any kind is perverted, and that you'll never do it or have it done. Au revoir! | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 7/29/2006 5:41:19 PM | oh i liked that one from the last poster except she should have stated.. tell him that you believe there should be no sex after age 40.. and that you do not engage in it anymore..
or next time you happen to go out with him. burp really loud,, alot. also smack your food and bite your nails at the table. pick food out from between your teeth afterwards with your fork. and try to fart too. that always helps. | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 7/29/2006 8:14:09 PM | hell with waitng before or after a wedding ..just tell him he is never getting any..not even a sniff...and do everything that okkie says...also talk with food in the mouth while spiting it on him,pick your nose and then eat it..that is aways a crowd pleaser... | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 7/29/2006 8:26:27 PM |
Call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call...I can keep going...call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call...
With every message make sure you tell him all about the wedding plans you are making for your upcoming marriage to him.
:))
Witchy | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 7/29/2006 8:53:00 PM | I read an article about a university study that found the main substance that causes a woman to completely lose her sex drive.
--- Wedding cake...
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 7/29/2006 9:23:40 PM | Call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call...I can keep going...call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call...
Your post will definitely get rid of him, The Real Papa Smurf. The other thing that will surely make him move on is to tell him that sex is only for procreation and that since you don't want to have any kids, that there will be no sex at all.
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 7/30/2006 7:58:09 AM | If you were writing back for me sweetpea""Papa Smurf"... a BIG ty, but this guy doesn't even take the time to read MY forums...I have found them the forums to be mostly informative and sometimes a girls' best friend at night... But some avoid them like the black plauque,,,
As far as calling him, all that is involved in calling HIM is,talking, so why would I call him... it's just futile and I get nothing done at my house, lol... He would love to have more phone calls. I feel there is a touch of mania there...as all our phone calls consist of is endless descriptions of farm animals and their care..  (oink, oink,& anyone up for deballing a bull, ewwwww!!!)OK, I think I better stop while I am ahead...
I think my 10 days and then some are up, thanks thou for the feed back..LD alias
Optim   Whew...... | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 7/30/2006 11:31:41 AM | You loss a guy a lot faster then that.
On the first date, tell him you already have his tux picked out for yalls wedding. Follow that by, what you have are kids names should be. | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 7/30/2006 9:23:16 PM | tell him your last 4 husbands all died.
and hes needs to get a life insurance policy before you marry. | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 7/30/2006 10:29:24 PM | Sweetgal and Pssst have it pegged.
You can also try:
Don't give him the sex...works almost instantly
Giving him the sex he wants so badly.... works overnight
Being honest about who you are and what you want....takes a little longer, yet still effective.
OMG, I am starting to sound like my bitter and jaded old g/f, time to leave the dating scene.
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 7/31/2006 9:37:41 PM | | Pretend like you have multiple personalities, and one of them happens to be someone who likes to use whips on her bad little boy. | |
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