| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 7/31/2006 11:03:50 PM | Ask him if he'd like to go along to visit your poor innocent kid in prison.
Give him a kevlar vest and tell him, be sure and wear it whenever he comes over... the ex kinda has a temper.
Cover your front yard with empty Mad Dog and thunderbird bottles.
Tell him your'e too tired for sex because your son and all his buddies plum wore ya out earlier this afternoon!
Tell him your daddy was a better lover than him.
Turn your house into a jungle of half dead climbing, hanging and marauding plants... throw in 4 cats and a couple of squaking birds who shit all over everthing... that oughta do it.
tell him you were born without a Vagina! | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 7/31/2006 11:29:07 PM | NO NO NO don't fart !!! she might think it's a contest and she might be better at it than you are..... | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/1/2006 9:43:56 AM | omg, all of these are SO good. i love this. keep this stuff comeing. you all are helping out a lot of people. you know, the girls or guy with a g/f, b/f that just WONT go away. this is AWSOME!!!! | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/1/2006 9:58:06 AM |
omg, all of these are SO good. i love this. keep this stuff comeing. you all are helping out a lot of people. you know, the girls or guy with a g/f, b/f that just WONT go away. this is AWSOME!!!!
Are you kidding? Women don't need help in this category. It's built-in to their genetics! Isn't it? | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/1/2006 10:15:20 AM | | Keep trying to prove to him YOUR the one and everytime you see each other you go on and on about all the great qualities you have. Go to his house and rearrange everything the way it SHOULD be. Send an exhausting amount of cards and notes. Cry on the phone and threaten him when he has other plans besides seeing you. And don't forget to talk abut him behind his back THINKING he's never going to hear about it. Blackmail works equally as well! :) | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/1/2006 10:23:24 AM | Poke him in the arm every time you want his attention.
(It sounds so trivial doesn't it, but apparently it works.) | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/1/2006 3:45:24 PM | I remember a part of the move were she was singing to the guy.
I definatly dated a girl that would pick out certin phrases that could be related to us or me somehow, and sing them to me in the car, Just looked over meduring certin phrases and would sing them to me while looking at me. This made me, feel very awkward , almost embearassed for her. either way i had to tell her how dumb it made her look to me. kas it had to stop. | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/4/2006 1:04:44 PM | I could do that in 5 minutes...wouldn't take me 10 days.
as for ideas, some of these might help(in no paticular order):
-Tell him that you have herpes or some other VD.
-If he is a non smoker and you are, keep blowing smoke in his face.
-Tell him that you have a mild flatulence problem and force them out as much as possible whenever you can.
-I would say start hitting on all his friends, but this may turn him on even more.
-Keep eating garlic or onions just before slobbering all over him with wet kisses.
-Pretend to have Tourettes syndrome and start yelling obsenities at him in public places...preferably in a nice quiet restaurant.
-Start growing hair in places where it shouldn't be, then again if he's Italian, he might get turned on by this.
-Take him to a nice park and confess to him that you have this facination with making yourself vomit and do it right there in front of him...
-Tell him you think you were a cat in your past life, and start doing odd things like getting on all fours and eating a can of cat food on the floor. Repeat this if you have a strong stomach, as i would imagine that it would have to take more than once to convince him.
-Tell him that you think you are in love with him on the first date.
-Tell him that you drink beer for breakfast. Then again this may turn an alcoholic on.
-Cry and complain all the time.
-If you are a good artist.... Get a black pen and a green crayon... and confess that you have a heroine problem and that you need to borrow alot of money because you just sold everything in your house to supply your habbit.
-Tell him that you slept with over 200 men.
-start wearing your grandmothers clothes...better yet, go buy an aunt Jemima dress and wear that on every date...make sure you don't clean it...the more grease stains on it, the better.
-never use a fork and knife when you eat. <--this one i have been very successful with in the past.
-always eat with your mouth open.
-smoke and eat at the same time.
-follow him around and pretend to be very insecure. Always cry and complain that he is cheating on you, but the sooner you do this, the better.
-Tell him that you are related to Lorena Bobbit.
I'm sure this list could go on, but i think i did a very good job of coming up with some great ideas.
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/4/2006 10:04:14 PM | | I agree with cassidy on this one...but it works and makes the other guy pissy in the meantime. I just broke it off with my bf of 8months and I told him my heart was not fully mended from 2 relationships ago, and although my 8-month long bf told me to follow my heart I left a message online telling him that I love him but although he wants me to follow my heart I can't be with him because I do not think that things were working out and I told him that right know I could not handle the idea of following my heart...obviously I said it in a nice way! lol | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/4/2006 10:25:00 PM | | Wait a minute! Hasn't anyone been paying attention to the other threads on here? Have sex with him. Apparently that chases them off faster than anything. | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/6/2006 2:11:07 PM | Take off all your clothes, and he'll run screaming to the hills.
Hey, worked for me, LMAO | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/6/2006 2:25:54 PM | Do what I did, but I didn't really want to lose the guy. Tell him you love him over and over.
Invite him to spend the weekend. Rush things....I lost him in 2 days flat  
That will do it everytime.  | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/7/2006 9:38:13 AM | ^^^I was waiting for this, but since it was in that MOVIE everyone has been relating to... I just thought it was a given. But if you just say "I love you" to the guy over & over, it gets him a bit quezy...or playing something from Boston, Nora Jones, (nothing wrong with her music now) or just too mushy all the time on the CD player.. can get pretty sickening...
You can always attack his bathroom with your STUFF...wow, now how does he get you out quick enough??? | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/7/2006 5:36:58 PM | | Dont tell him you are withholding sex till the wedding day. Just tell him you believe sex is only for the reproduction of children and you only want one child. | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/14/2006 8:33:47 AM | | why is everything about sex? it's sad. And Remote5150 wouldn't it be better if i said i believe sex is only for the reproduction of children and i dont want ANY children? | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/14/2006 8:51:27 AM | | You REALLY want to loose him? Tell him his d1ck isn't that good and you faked all those orgasms ....... | |
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