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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/14/2006 9:08:21 AM | Well first you have to know what he likes and doesn't like.
1) If he wants sex soon, refuse to give him any.
However if he wants to take it slow and wait for sex, tell him you need it daily and do your best to get him in bed.
2) If he's a smoker, and so are you: Tell him you are quitting and never buy your own cigerettes, chain smoke all of his.
If he is a smoker and your not: Only allow smoking outside and then spray him down with a flowery room freshener when he comes in.
If you are a smoker and he's not: Blow your smoke in his face everytime you can, tell him you are desensitizing him.
3) If he has kids: Tell him how much you love kids and that you just love to be around them all the time. That you just love the feel of their soft supple skin in your hands.
If he doesn't have kids: Tell him you want 10 kids and will stop at nothing to get them.
4) If he is a slob, follow him around demading he put everything away and that a happy home is a spotless one.
If he is a neat nick, be a slob and tell him that trash on the floor just makes the home have that lived in feel.
Heck if you need more I am sure I can come up with them, but the main idea is do the opposite of whatever he does....LOL | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/16/2006 4:21:14 AM | | wild artist that was great! please keep posting that stuff. we all know the main plan of what you're saying, but it's just so fun to read! | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/16/2006 1:31:59 PM | tell him u were born a man
tell him you want to join a female cult
ask him if his brother is single and if he would be interested in u
leave ur toe nail clippins on his pillow
adopt 15 cats for 10 days
eat very spicey food and dont hold back any wind in bed and burp like a guy when ever the feeling occurs...... especially in public | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/16/2006 2:58:12 PM | Hmmmm, let's see what else I can come up with....
5) If he believes women belong in the kitchen, burn everything you cook, and act like it's the best food you ever ate.
If he feels women and men are equal, always wear a dress and act totally helpless and in need of a big strong man to care for you.
6) If your both non drinkers, Collect empty bear bottles and make sure he sees them in your trash, blame them on the neighbor trying to hide his drinking problem. Then buy a 40 oz of the cheapest beer and bathe in it right before a very special date. Act a bit drunk and very confused why he thinks you smell like beer.
If he is a drinker and your not, keep reminding him of when the AA meeting are, even if he only drinks one beer in a week.
If your a drinker and he's not. fill your mouth with beer and give him a big kiss, do this daily, even if you only drink that one swig a day.
7) If he is racist, introduce him to your grandpartent of and different race, and tell him you hope the genetics show up in your kids.
If he is non-racist, make racial slurs all the time and argue that there is nothing wrong with them, because those people know you are better than them. (Doesn't matter what race your talking about, say you are better than anyone that is not the same race as you.)
8) If he is a sports lover, find out what his favorite team is and tell him he is a loser for liking that team.
If he doesn't like sports, thell him all "Real" men love sports.
9) If he is thin, nag at him to eat more and keep adding food to his plate even when he says he is full.
If he is over weight, tell him every fad diet you see and how you think it will help him.
If he is average size you can chose which one of these methods you think you will have the most fun doing to him.
10) If he is a partier, be a homebody and insist he stay in with you all the time.
If he is a homebody, drag him out nightly and stay till you get kicked out of the bars. Also try to find the after hour parties as much as you can.
Well I can't seem to think of anymore, any suggestions....LOL | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/16/2006 3:11:32 PM | | There is some funny sh.. on here. for me its real easy a women could lose me in 10 secounds just tell me that she has messed around on me , i will be gone by dawn . lol | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/23/2006 11:53:17 AM | Hey Darlin',I have a farm in the Catskill Mountains.
When do we begin the cat rescue?
The only thing we must be careful of is my mule
"Elvis".He has developed a taste for cat! | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/23/2006 12:07:34 PM |
Tell him you're a mathematician and then explain your research. In detail. With diagrams.
(note: does not work on other mathematicians and might be misinterpreted as foreplay)
Hahahahahahaha.
Yeah, that one can backfire pretty seriously.
The thing is, a lot of the other ones won't guarantee you'll get rid of the guy, but it will almost certainly guarantee another PoF post about nice guys... | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/26/2006 8:03:39 AM | 11) Post everything he says to you, and make sure he sees the thread.
12) Complain all the time about something, but do nothing to fix the problem.
13) Bite your toenails before washing your feet, and kiss him before brushing your teeth. (even better if you have toe jam on your lip)
14) Act single when your out with him, even making dates with other people when he is standing with-in earshot.
15) If you try a 3-some with him, talk about the other person all the time and tell him to be more like them in bed.
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/26/2006 11:40:59 PM | | Ask him to buy you a new Mercedes and a pearl neckless. Tell him you want to see the world and he should pay for it. Tell him that your last boyfriend was cheap because he got pissed at you when you broke off the engagement and you kept the $40,000 enagagement ring. Tell him your former boyfriend was violently jealous and he is being paroled next week. Tell him you are bipolar but you are find as long as you take your medication and by the way have you seen a little green bottle around some where. Tell him your last boyfriend was abusive and you would like to introduce him to you but he got a restraining order against you. Tell him that you believe that God is a woman who created man by mistake when she was having a bad case of PMS. | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/27/2006 1:25:51 AM | I think women secretly love torturing men, or at least coming up with ideas of how…..at least I do! I have tested many of these in the past and they do work!
-When you’re out for dinner, eat the food off of his plate without asking
-Bring him home to meet your parents on the first date
-Use his razor to shave your legs…or other regions
-DON’T cook him dinner
-Constantly ask him if he thinks you look fat
-Call his friends and arrange a night out together….and, ooops you forget to invite him
-Eat the last piece of cold pizza in his fridge without asking
-Start up his PS2 or X-Box and “accidentally” erase all his saved games
-Log on to his computer and “accidentally” infect it with viruses
-Spray him with your perfume
-Continuously ask him why he picked you
-Constantly accuse him of checking out other women with you in the room
-While riding in his vehicle, constantly change the radio stations never staying at one for more than 20 seconds
-Tell him you borrowed his toothbrush 2 days ago. Make sure to thank him!
-Put on his deodorant, in front of him, and ask him if he thinks you smell pretty
-(If you choose to sleep with him during the 10 days) Mention to his friends, in front of him, how bad he needs lessons in bed
-Ask him to run into the drugstore to pick you up some tampons. Tell him that they must not be cardboard, plastic, pink, green, blue, yellow, purple, or white and that they must not come without the applicators because those ones are too messy to “operate.” Tell him the tampons can not be ones for “light days” because your flow is heavy right now and you think you might have leaked on his car seat. Give such a specific yet complicated description of the tampons so he has trouble and is forced to ask a clerk for help
I think that’s enough button pushing for today
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/27/2006 3:13:04 AM | If you go with big's suggestion, you might even get the added bonus of the guy hanging himself after or being completely ruined $$$$
Here's a priceless suggestion, gain some strength of character(like your pseudo halloween getup suggests you might have) and tell him shit is not working and you are done.
WOW! Being up front! Oh my god!??? What an insane concept. Congratulations on being less a human being than numerous other users on this site; you can't even tell a guy, directly, to take a hike, etc. | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/27/2006 8:00:54 AM |
Here's a priceless suggestion, gain some strength of character(like your pseudo halloween getup suggests you might have) and tell him shit is not working and you are done.
WOW! Being up front! Oh my god!??? What an insane concept.
Oh, no wrar! Being up front and honest, and just ending it?!?! My god, you can't do that! Lets figure out 300 stupid/silly games to play instead! (*heavy sarcasm*).
This thread should really be "how to lose a guy in 5 minutes?" - with one reply, "tell him its over, and stop talking to him". I mean *really*, whats with the games? | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/27/2006 8:09:08 AM | ^^^ It's a joke thread...
Isn't that obvious?
But it also gives some useful ideas of what not to do.
Hehe. | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/27/2006 11:10:54 AM | Ring him up every hour and then after ringing 8 times in a day ask why he hasn't rung you yet.
Don't let him watch anything he wants to watch on TV.
Whenever you meet up with him always have your mum with you.
If he goes home and goes out with mates, ring him at 6:30 in the morning asking where he is and then ring his home phone to make sure.
If you havn't seen him for a while, kick off aif he hasn't bouight you a bunch of flowers.
Tell him he has to buy a car so he can visit you every night and take you away every weekend.
Kick off if he dosn't leave at least a tenner tip in a restaurant.
And she still wonders why I dumped her. | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/27/2006 7:36:33 PM | | yes, this is a joke, i wanted to start if after watching "How to lose a guy in twn days." and people, come on, this is spose to be fun, if i see one more "just tell him" thing i'm gonna get mad. we ALL know we can tell some one that, easy. but this is the fun stuff, so have fun!!! | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/27/2006 7:47:16 PM | ...tell him that you want to marry him...
i think this is the fastest way if you want him to ran as fast as he could.. esp. if you say that on second date.....  | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/27/2006 8:23:23 PM | | simple join a site as this one and put almost the same thing every one has on there profile looking for a honest kind hearted guy when he send read and delete.thats sometime works in one e-mail | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/27/2006 8:28:36 PM | I would have expected something better from a fellow Indiana resident, but we can't all get what we want.
Ladies, games aren't cool. Don't tug on the heartstrings and don't ever be stupid about this kind of thing because it's not a game. | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/27/2006 9:11:35 PM | yeah if you're not interested in him, how about you quit being so stuck up and tell him you are not interested, elaborate and say 'definately not interested'
i'd like to throw the stupid book at you! muppet | |
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| how to lose a guy in 10 days?
Posted: 8/27/2006 9:20:25 PM | | Hmmmm, well, you COULD try packing on another fifty pounds. However, you'll probably then be whining in the "how come men don't want to date fat chicks" forums. | |
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