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Posted: 10/7/2006 11:30:56 AM | for guys............wick
for girls.............wax
my ex b/f used to joke around and say that he wanted to dip his wick in my wax | |
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Posted: 10/7/2006 11:59:21 AM | I remember having this discussion one time where I had worked. Three of us women were busting on the guy in the room trying to get him to give up his pet name. Unbeknownst to us, the supervisor was in his office in the next room and heard the whole conversation. (It was a very casual and jovial room at the time.) Suddenly we hear from the boss's ofice-" I call mine "the Hulk". From that day on, his nickname was "Hulkman". He was pretty proud of that, and took all the kidding in stride. He had a pretty good nature for a supervisor.
I dated a guy who called his- "Big Tiny". The ex husband was very boring and didn't have a name for his.
As for my parts, I also call my boobs "The Twins". There's Lefty and Righty. I have yet to name the other part. I'll have to give that task to the next guy I am with. | |
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Posted: 10/7/2006 4:25:44 PM | | call me wierd but im not a huge fan of cum. i cant swollow. everytime i have tried i feel like throwing up. i dont mind names as long as its not one an ex came up with. | |
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Posted: 10/7/2006 4:45:17 PM | | Ok Kinky- if you were dating a woman named Victoria, would it be Victoria's Secret? | |
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Posted: 10/7/2006 4:50:40 PM | | To Jeepdude- I thought about that when my son was into Pokemon. Especially since there's a nickname of "Pocket Pool" for the guy with his hands in his pockets. Kinda makes ya wonder what Ash and Brock were doing with Misty in the woods all that time! | |
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Posted: 10/7/2006 5:20:44 PM | This is not a typical topic that I would usually post into, but who doesn't like to have a little fun with this sort of thing. Since I'm not a very shy or quiet kind of person........
I used to call him "Little Elvis" due to a woman friends' comments about how he danced during oral, but I heard it in a movie once, so it was time to change the name.
Now, I simply call him "The Truth". You wouldn't believe how much fun I have with that name. Think about how many times you've heard these things.....
......My how she loves to stretch "The Truth".
.....Whenever she gets drunk, it's fun to watch "The Truth" fly out of her mouth.
.....Sometimes, no matter how gentle you are, "The Truth" hurts.
And my personal favorite.....
.....You want "The Truth"!!! YOU CAN'T HANDLE "THE TRUTH"!!!
I doubt I'll be changing his name again any time soon.  | |
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Posted: 10/8/2006 4:49:45 PM | Ok Kinky- if you were dating a woman named Victoria, would it be Victoria's Secret?
Let's just say she will know if it's her secret admirer!  | |
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Posted: 10/8/2006 8:06:51 PM | | Would you want her to keep the secret all to herself or tell all of her girlfriends about it? | |
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Posted: 10/9/2006 7:09:51 PM | | I realize women like to brag as much as men do, so she can tell whoever she wants, but the real secret is....It's a one woman secret! | |
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DnB363
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Joined: 9/29/2006
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| Pet Names for Genitalia.....
Posted: 10/9/2006 9:10:08 PM | I had an ex b/f that would often refer to himself in third person (Shawn is...) or he'd say like "He is...." (refering to his wang as a person)
He was interesting | |
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Posted: 10/10/2006 3:51:20 PM | Since it is a secret, I can't tell you, but I will say I haven't had any complaints!  | |
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Posted: 10/10/2006 4:06:46 PM | | Hmmmm.......How do you go about choosing who to be let in on the secret, or do some women have to eavesdrop? | |
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Posted: 10/10/2006 4:59:05 PM |  The last guy I dated named his lil weeny(which matched his non existant personality!!!)........"imadickuknow"!!!   | |
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Posted: 10/10/2006 7:29:54 PM | I'm just an old fashioned romantic. A little wine by the fire, whisper sweet nothings in my ear and the secret is out.   | |
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Posted: 10/10/2006 8:25:01 PM | | Ok, I seem to remember something about secrets and loose lips, but I can't quite put my finger in it. | |
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