lk6013
|
Joined: 7/20/2006
Msg: 26 | |
| Parental Sayings....
Posted: 8/6/2006 2:28:44 PM | | They can't get your goat if they don't know where it's tied. | |
|
| Parental Sayings....
Posted: 9/29/2006 10:14:58 AM | well that old its going to hurt me more than you crap is so real but when your young you cant see it. but my old man all he had to do was look at you and you knew that if you didnt shut your dang mouth that instant the you azz was tore up!!!!!! | |
|
| Parental Sayings....
Posted: 9/29/2006 10:53:55 AM | Dont let the door hit ya in the a$$ on the way out was one i heard quite often..
Especially in my rebel teen yrs. | |
|
toutou
|
Joined: 4/15/2006
Msg: 29 | |
| Parental Sayings....
Posted: 9/29/2006 11:04:29 AM | My dad always told me;
If your doing something bad, do it good.....
It's not doing the actual prank that is bad, it's getting caugh....
Your sitting awfully close to the sun to be a smart ass..... | |
|
| Parental Sayings....
Posted: 9/29/2006 12:42:13 PM | | Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell them it was a lucky guess. That way they develop a good, lucky feeling. | |
|
| Parental Sayings....
Posted: 9/29/2006 2:16:59 PM | my grandmothers basically raised me, so they were good and country heres a few
1. close the door u runnin up my light bill!!
2.i was born at night but not last night
3.what you eat dont make me schit.
4. girl ill slap the taste out your mouth
5.ill beat the black off you.
and last but not least "you aint slick, ive been around the world once and met everybody 3 times, so what you doing ive already done". | |
|
| Parental Sayings....
Posted: 9/29/2006 3:00:15 PM | When I was little, my father told me how he had to walk three miles to school every day. But the distance kept increasing year by year. Bu the time I was grown, he was claiming eleven miles.
One time I actually made my mother's face turn purple. She was having one of her screaming tantrums, and bellowed at me, "You son of a b!tch!" I smiled, and calmly said, "Well, I certainly can't argue with that." | |
|
| Parental Sayings....
Posted: 9/29/2006 3:24:19 PM | Here are just some, some where there is a hole list that my steppe sister has written if I get it I’ll post it.
Take all you want, but eat all you take.
REED! MY! LIPS!
Stop kibitzing.
Shit or get off the pot.
Well, there’s the door!
You, stupid, dago!
(to this day I have no idea on what a dago is)
I said 5:00 not 5:01!
You boys believe in Santa don’t you? Because if you don’t then you wont get any gifs from him. (Oh sure) | |
|
| Parental Sayings....
Posted: 9/29/2006 5:25:23 PM | lol my parents use to say" if your friends jumped off a bridge would you?" and of course I would always Reply with "depends on how deep the water is?" hehe and another one was your lucky im talking to you with the front of my hand.. cause my back hand would mean abuse lmao..(never hit me tho it was just a statement"
mel x0x | |
|
| |
| Parental Sayings....
Posted: 1/29/2007 5:24:03 AM | my mum would say ''you are really giving me the gall !!!'' asterix?
''act your age!!'' i am!!!
when i was caught smokin aged 8,i said ''but you said that you'd treat me like an adult when i start behavin like one''
''dont worry if u fail the test'' thanks for your support mum
''when are you goin to tidy your room?'' i'll let u know | |
|
| Parental Sayings....
Posted: 1/29/2007 12:54:03 PM | My personal favorite... I'm going to rip off your arms and beat you with the bloody ends!
(That was used on us when we really got out of hand.) | |
|
| Parental Sayings....
Posted: 1/29/2007 3:36:58 PM | my Mom had a few standard comments:
because I said so,
because I'm a Mom and Mothers know everything,
you have L-I-E written across your forehead,
a bird's gonna shit on that pouty lip,
keep it up and I'll knock you flying into tomorrow,
a little less eating and a little more talking (opposite on purpose to make us giggle about talking too much at dinner time),
I have eyes in the back of my head (when she'd stun us by telling what she knew that we thought we got away with),
you're our kick-start dishwasher tonight
there may be others I might recall later (unless I've blocked them out, lol)
I was mortified first time I heard myself say the first two to my son  I'm over the mortification now though  | |
|
| Parental Sayings....
Posted: 1/29/2007 6:15:58 PM | My father was famous for this witty comeback to me telling him something -
For instance if said to him 'I'm cold' - He would say 'I'm Dad nice to meet you.'
If I was upset about something my Dad thought was silly or I was just wallowing in my crap he would rub his thumb and pointer finger back and forth and say 'Do you know what this is?'
'Yeh Dad' I'd say (see I'm quick, I got it after about the millionth time!) 'The worlds smallest violin playing my heart bleeds for you.'
My father also walked up hill both ways in the snow with no shoes on to school. You would think THEIR parents would have at least gotten them some shoes!!!
My Dad - 'This is not a democracy, it is a dictatorship!'
My Dad - 'Shut off the lights when you leave a room, I do not want to support PSE&G!'
My Mom - 'WAIT UNTIL YOUR FATHER GET'S HOME!!!'
My Mom - 'For nine months I carried you, no charge.'
My Stepmom - Her reply when I asked what I'm going to have for dinner as her and my Dad went out to eat every nite - 'It's called FEND!'
Let us not forget the ever popular, 'As long as you live under my roof, you will follow my rules!'
Yes, those were special times... | |
|
| Parental Sayings....
Posted: 1/29/2007 8:24:45 PM | What part of "no" don't you understand?
The N?
The O?
Or the lack of a space in the middle?
 | |
|
| Parental Sayings....
Posted: 1/29/2007 8:26:00 PM | | If you feel like telling a kid to act thier age.... they already are. | |
|
| Parental Sayings....
Posted: 1/29/2007 8:29:51 PM | Don't forget to wear your shoes so your feet don't get to big.(Otherwards stop wearing out your shoes.)
Slow down the growing until the money grows on the trees.(Other wards you will get it when I get it.)
Taking meds when you aren't sick, spells loser.(Other wards think.)
You want a boot to the moon.(Otherwards back off.)
God give you legs so you can do some stuff your self and wait on your parents when they tell you to.(Otherwards do what I asked.)
Don't talk to long on the phone, someone might want to call me. (Otherwards hang up.)
No sweets before you eat, are you wont eat. (Otherwards....I think don't touch that.) | |
|
| Parental Sayings....
Posted: 1/30/2007 3:20:03 PM | 'Use your head for more then a hat rack!'
(funny i never wore hats)
If i asked my mom where something was I always got this answer:
'God gave you those big, beautiful, blue eyes, USE THEM!!!!'
'DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!' (How DID they always know what I was thinking?)
| |
|
| Parental Sayings....
Posted: 1/30/2007 6:12:38 PM | My Dad used to always tell me "if you're waiting on me, you're walking backwards"...Aughhh...I hated it when he said that...and he still does, too!
My friend's Dad used to tell him "Son, the better part of you done ran down your momma's leg"...Gross!! | |
|
| Parental Sayings....
Posted: 1/30/2007 6:42:46 PM | I remember my mother's most intimidating threat... as a small 5'3" italian/spanish woman...she raised me and my two brothers kinda singlehanded as my dad was on the road alot.
Whenever we got into trouble which was all the time she would grab us stand us up against the wall and with a wood hanger in one hand, and a finger pointed at our noses...shed say with teeth gritted... if you boys dont shape up, Im gonna grab ya by you know where swing ya around and hang ya in the closet!
OMG... We always straightened up after that! For at least 10 minutes!  | |
|
| Parental Sayings....
Posted: 1/30/2007 11:12:37 PM | I remember when I was younger I was such a smart ass, My dad would always say you think you know everything my response would be I dont think, I know. Of coarse he'd say " I don't think ya know either!" aww I miss my daddy  | |
|
| Parental Sayings....
Posted: 1/30/2007 11:27:10 PM | | My dad used to call us girls "water heads" the first time I said it to my son. I just about pee'd my pants I was laughin' so hard from the look on his face....priceless. | |
|
| Parental Sayings....
Posted: 1/31/2007 1:22:03 AM | I used to tell my kids if they didn't stop, I was gonna sell them to the gypsies, until the day my youngest said right back at me, "they'd give me back cause I'm too bad" | |
|
| Parental Sayings....
Posted: 1/31/2007 2:16:20 AM | | my dad used to say to us when we wanted something: dads a$$ in tw0 come back tomorrow for the other half | |
|
| Parental Sayings....
Posted: 2/27/2007 9:15:50 AM | My dad use to say... "Do you think you'll ever do it again?" (in a firm voice) I'd say "Do what?" He'd say "Wipe ur a$$ with a broken bottle!" LOL My dad was an older french man... Gawd I miss him!! Or he'd say..." If things don't change, their going to stay the same!!"
Since he's pasted away.. I say that one!!
Or I will never forget him singing his "twisted" version of Diggin' Up Bones By: Randy Travis!!
"want a kick in the a$$ with a frozen boot?"
"It's dryer then a nuns nip**e!!" | |
|
Home
login 
