| | Stupid rhymes to pass the time.Page 3 of 11 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11) | Just my luck,
and it sucks.
A double post,
without a host.
So now I have to,
change number two.
so as not to look,
like a shmook.
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Posted: 8/14/2006 6:34:20 PM | Once I was a teepee,
No I was a wigwam;
Before you think I'm crazy,
Please listen, please read on...
You need to hear this fiction,
Then you need to hear the facts;
It was a benediction
When I learned I could relax...
Because once I was a teepee,
So now does it make sense?
A wigwam too- oh don't you see?
I simply was two tents!
Did you see where I was at?
A homonym it was;
Too Tense, I thought I'd write that
because, well, just because... | |
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Posted: 8/14/2006 7:34:17 PM | Timberland
Luv to luv ya
I'm comin baby like the big black cahouna
I wish ya woulda hunt me just a little sonna
now I'm rich like a silva spoona
now heres the finga now I gotcha booma
wish ya woulda did that to me years ago
every girl their bodies hit the skin yo
now ya see this brotha make a little dough
really hate to mess but I love ya yo
look at you girl talkin trash
now I come around and f___ that a__
make ya bend over backwards
call me master have you say timberland do it faster and faster
now I'm the man with the power
I get bootie calls fifteen after every hour
so don't try ta take it personal
I gotta get the cash and now ya gotta go
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Posted: 8/15/2006 1:19:40 AM | Im again uplate
looking for a date
realizing my fate
that i will have no mate
i start a new rhyme
in the nic of time
to get me a click
on the new post of my pic
for it was slick
to grab that new chicks eye
cause im such a great guy | |
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Posted: 8/15/2006 1:39:00 AM | we all came here to fish
each of us hoping for a great dish
I saw what was on my plate
to try to catch my new mate
i think it was fate
that i would not get a date
for i started so late
to develop my trait
to catch me a mate
so back to square one
cause i cant catch one
and now i am done | |
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Posted: 8/15/2006 1:57:05 AM | I joined cupid
boy was i stupid
i joined match
not even a catch
i joined singlesnet
wow im in debt
they all cost me money
and i didnt find my honey
so i joined up on the fish
hoping for my wish
for alas it is free
and i am full of glee
cause now i can be me
and dont have to pay a fee
and all the woman can see
for free what a great catch i would be | |
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Posted: 8/15/2006 1:03:22 PM | Hunched over my keyboard,
My fingers aflutter,
Retyping my profile again as I mutter
"Turn it off!", "Go to bed and finish tomorrow!"
"I mustn't! I won't!", I said with such sorrow,
Right under my nose, for fear I might miss
The man of my dreams on Plenty of Fish.
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Posted: 8/15/2006 5:00:57 PM | Today I was working
building a fence
my wheels were turning
everything made sense
I built a nice gate
an entrance was made
open, close, open, close
with this gate I played
As I took a step back
and took it all in
approval was there
but lets check that gate again
The job is done
all looks good
if asked to build another one
surely I would | |
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Posted: 8/15/2006 6:57:18 PM | so how is that that
so many rhymes
are stuck in here
to pass the time
you all are great
second to none
how long will it be
before it is all undone
i am rather new here
at plenty of fish
so i am hoping this works
oh how i wish
so if the rhyming stops
and you get the time
please feel free
to drop me a line | |
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Posted: 8/15/2006 7:00:34 PM | hello izthatu
your message is so true
it is so hard alone
though no one likes to moan
i understand your thoughts
and dreams of all sorts-
though maybe you will see
you havent tried to contact me?
anyway- i hope you had some fun
cuz this rhyme of mine- its done! | |
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Posted: 8/15/2006 7:04:12 PM | michael lynn that sounds great
i am glad you enjoyed your new gate!
open- wlking through- then shut
just hope it dont nip you on the butt!
this thread is great- im so impressed
who would have thought who would have guessed
that such great people were all around
you are all right here waiing to be found!
so i wish you all the very best-
good luck to you- good luck and be blessed! | |
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Posted: 8/15/2006 8:26:14 PM | Back again...
Aren't ya glad?
I've missed this place
But it's completly my bad
I'm not a flake
Tho ya might not believe me
Gimme a chance
If you do, then you'll see(e)
That I'm just a busy girl
Trying to find
A really nice guy
Who will blow my mind!
bwahahahahaha!!!!! | |
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Posted: 8/15/2006 9:02:53 PM | You're a teepee, wigwam too-know this: I understand
What you have before you is an un-judgemental man.
It is unfortunate that there's so few hours in a day
If there were more one could catch up and maybe stay that way...
But life's a funny animal, just once around the ride
So smile-be happy, when you can-and take all things in stride.
When things get crazy busy there's so much one must attend
But when it's done and things slow down-hey look you've got a friend... :-) | |
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Posted: 8/15/2006 9:19:21 PM | Ya make me smile
You've surprised me a bit
I even laughed
Might be a perfect fit
You didn't have to accept it
You didn't have to deal
But since you did
I owe you a meal!
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Posted: 8/15/2006 9:54:31 PM | hey wigwam/teepee-
i would hate to confuse
but the purpose of your structure
is it one man or two
maybe there is more to you
than you first had in store
maybe theres an anex
seperate rooms or a door
maybe there is a scary book
to read throughout the night
maybe theres a warm sleeping bag
to snuggle up in tight
maybe theres a peace pipe
toking away gently
maybe theres a full moon
wonder-filled a plenty?
i guess i am now off topic
but for me this is never new
but i guess the question being asked
are you a one man or a too  | |
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Posted: 8/15/2006 10:06:11 PM | pancakes and syrup
what a wonderful taste
I will lick my plate clean
this I can't waste
eggs and bacon
I, they do please
the eggs over-easy
the bacon with grease
biscuits and gravy
served on a hot plate
3 seconds at most
is all I can wait
last but not least
I like sausage too
now you all know
my favorite breakfast foods | |
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Posted: 8/15/2006 10:16:14 PM | My burger was grillin'
But now I'm just chillin'
Ketchup and pickles
I don't think it should tickle
Ok, that will silly,
I'll give you a willie
Gimme a teepee
And those eggs over easy
I don't even like em....
But I cook em up fine
I think I'll go have me
A nice glass of wine! | |
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Posted: 8/15/2006 10:19:17 PM | your making my tummy growl
which isnt good at this horrible hour
so i`m going to bed
with food visions in my head
so i wont eat a thing till tomorrow | |
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Posted: 8/15/2006 10:22:59 PM | Drink your wine
and enjoy the night
that burger should settle
did it taste alright?
pickles that tickle
yes, that's silly
"as long as it rhymes"
said the goat they call Billy
a dollar bill
balled up in my jeans
who knows for how long
maybe February seventeen?
what I'm talking about
I have no clue
just thought I'd respond
to your rhyme for you | |
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Posted: 8/15/2006 10:26:32 PM | LOL.......ok, you two are crackin' me up......
Ahemmmmm
You made me laugh
You made me giggle
I'm gonna get up
and do a lil wiggle
The burger was yummy
And so was the wine
I'm hangin' out here
To pass the time
I like how you're random
You make my wheels spin
I like fish and stuff
because they have fins
It doesn't much matter
How much sense we do make
As long as you leave me
That last piece of cake! | |
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Posted: 8/15/2006 10:34:18 PM | i'm popeye the sailor man
i don't really have a plan
i'm violent, impulsive
and simply repulsive
i'm popeye the sailor man
i'm popeye the sailor man
i don't try to understand
you'd best remain silenk
or i will turn violenk
i'm popeye the sailor man
he's such a role model
does not hit the bottle
but hits olive oyl instead
he likes his tobacco
biff bam pow and wacko
beware if he's seeing red
i'm popeye the sailor man
i should be thrown into the can
i eats me spinach
and mangles me english
i'm popeye the sailor man.
toot-toot | |
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Posted: 8/15/2006 10:36:22 PM | The last piece of cake
indeed you shall have
but you have to wait
cause it's taking a bath
ferris wheels
will make you go blind
staring at them
while waiting in line
someone's bubble gum
stuck to my shoe
I'll save it for later
in case I run out of glue
rainbow colored jet planes
soaring overhead
my friend is saving whales
his name is Fred
elizabeth33
is enjoying her wine
wiggling and giggling
and reading these rhymes | |
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Posted: 8/15/2006 10:44:58 PM | Fair rides and gum
Sounds like a blast
I should go to bed
Workdays come so fast!
Cakes taking baths
Sounds like a plan
How about if we have
A nice dish a flan?
Saving the whales
Again sounds so nice
I want to come
And I'll bring some rice
I swear I'm not hungry
In fact I am full
I'll go to bed now
And stop acting a fool
Oh hey Michael
Thank you
For making this thread
Now I say good night
To you and to Fred! | |
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Posted: 8/15/2006 10:50:00 PM | Fred and I
we both say goodbye
we're eating lemon pie
perhaps someday
you'd like to try
I promise it's good
you won't have to cry
But I won't keep you up
I know you need sleep
resting your body
before your alarm goes beep
Thanks for the fun
fo that is what it was
anytime you show up
it's always a plus | |
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