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Posted: 10/27/2007 6:55:17 PM | K, I need some love now, I am SO jealous of all this happiness
You know Truth....I love you long time! 
And I'm soooooooooo happy for Erik and Cyn...... there's hope for the rest of us I'm hopin! ;) | |
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Posted: 10/27/2007 6:58:53 PM | Hey Erik! I'll miss ya big fella!
Hugs for you and for Cyn...give her one for me when you see her will ya? I am so happy for the both of you. Sail off with the oars firm in the water!
It's been a pleasure sharing space with you.
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Posted: 10/27/2007 10:39:52 PM | She's a good woman cuz
Undeserving of shite
Deserving of LOVE
She speaks with an open heart
*blessings*
Its been a pleasure sharing space with you.
Last night TORE spoke
I listened
Blessings of the ALL father walk with you
Knowing MEN and speaking swift to warriors ears
Lending them eyes
Though harsh and swift and known to thee well
Great LOVE
Great DEEDS
Bestowed upon those with whom he walks
Speaks
And sons to those who dare
Wilt not in battles face
MEN drink from the cup of mead held out
And the women of the vikings
Stand fast
Fly well!
Love fly with you both....
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Posted: 10/27/2007 11:47:19 PM |   erik...you shall be missed....
cannot say the same for your norse friends!
Life is life...
heart is heart....
You always had it from the start!
Miss ya already my friend!
Guess it's just our time.....
To End!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bye to all the yellow skin...
all the sorrow ....
all the sin!
sometimes...you know when is time to stoP!
other times...you just have to
floppppppppppppp!\
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Posted: 10/29/2007 1:06:53 AM | OMG!!!! I will miss ya!!!
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~Best of Wishes~
Ooooooooooooooooh . . . so sad . . .
Yeah sooooooooooo glad!
The Great Master . . .
Forever after!
The Great Mojo . . .
En me ojos . . .
To both my best wishes indeed . . .
To two souls no longer in need!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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Posted: 10/29/2007 9:10:24 PM | I feel like a year has passed or more...
ooops it has
I better get my ass in gear and find some lovin'
good luck to both of you, have enjoyed immensely your individual styles and heart
( I leave you with an ancient proverb)
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may you have sex on 7 continents
chocolate on six
fresh mango on 5
fine herbs of health on four
wonderful vacations on 3
assets on at least 2
and your hearts living as one...........
together
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Posted: 10/29/2007 10:38:29 PM | say it ain't so, bro!! it will be a serious loss to the pond!! your words of wisdom, your cool quotes, your "youness"...
but, go, friend, do what you need to do...
i certainly wish you all the best...
and, if you've found your "one", more power to you [both]!
may i suggest...some of us are addicted to your brand of irreverent humor...would you consider keeping the profile and the thread, and just posting less often?? what'll i do without my erik fix???
ok...it's up to you, and whatever you decide, i will be thinking of you fondly. i'm only saying...who's gonna be left to be the muse of the muse????  | |
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Posted: 10/30/2007 1:20:44 PM | I wanted to pop in and thank everyone for their thoughts and contributions and all the wonderful e-mails. I will miss each and every one of you very much. Tomorrow when I have some time I will be e-mailing folks back and also exchanging some contact info here and there. The 2+ years on PoF have flown by and I have been given a rare and wonderful treasure, and that is not only to find happiness in my personal relationship, but also to meet a teriffic bunch of people from everywhere. Every single one of you has enhanced and enriched me in so many ways, many of you far more than you will ever know.
To all of you I say thank you and I wish you the best. Good relationships, good humor, health, and longevity. I will not be an absolute stranger as of course the site is like a second home. So I may pop by for holidays or vacations to visit "the family" as it were. Tomorrow I will have more time and will finish up my e-mails and such.
On that note I will leave you with an old Viking expression:
" May you live to be 110 years old, and may mine be the last face you see before Valhalla calls you home."
Peace and love to all of you! Thanks everyone! Big hug! ( Hey who's groping my butt? Hahahaha! )
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Posted: 10/30/2007 4:25:11 PM | [*wine in hand- hand on forehead*]
0ooooooooooooh . . . such pain . . . .
0ooooooooooooh . . . such anguish . . .
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch . . . suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch . . .
desire of mine that will forever go unsatisfied . . .
0ooooooooooooh . . . looooooooooord . . .
please have mercy on me sooooul. . .
for theeee man's heart available is not . . .
Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze what me to do with me SPOT!
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Thank you both . .
Two more fishies . . .
To comfess . . .
Love is in the mist . . .
For those that dare to risk
To both of ya . . . my love and prayers for everylasting peace and love. . .
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Posted: 11/1/2007 9:26:07 AM | - OKAY I HAVE A TESTIMONIAL, IT'S NOW OFFICIAL -
Okay folks my Testimonial has been posted on that forum! Thank you all again so much for your friendship and the fun times! Be good to eachother when you can and ignore eachother when you cant! Life's too short to not live well and enjoy it! Hugs and best wishes to all of you!
Oh and I will be popping by on rare occassions, so feel free to leave me some poems here. Let's not let the ship sink or there will be half naked floggings upon my return,.... ouuuh wait,.... many of you like that,.... er,... if you dont keep the ship from sinking to page 43 or worse NO FLOGGINGS FOR YOU! hahahahaha,...
Thanks again to all of you, my friends, kinsmen, and those naughty but colourful people who make the place such a blast! From myself and Cyn as well,... Cheers, and we both wish all of you awesome sailing!
- Erik -  <> Oh and yes it IS ironic that I should depart on page 69! But hey, that's my position on the matter! Hahahahaha,... | |
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Posted: 11/1/2007 9:35:49 AM | | erik, i am so happy that this is not the blazing funeral pyre drifting to Valhalla, but merely a temporary voyage, we will all wait here on the shore for your return. brightest blessings | |
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Posted: 11/11/2007 12:35:21 AM | Lashings cuz! Of whipped cream and all those other goodies that is....
Erik the Viking has travelled afar
And found his love Cyn on a far distant star
Deserted the dating scene (not before time)
While maidens despair coz they're missing his rhyme
But Erik has left us a lesson in Flair
True love belongs to the one who will dare
Who will steadfastly stick to the one they hold dear
And even though sometimes they arent very near
His naughty cavorting with maiden and wench
His lashings and those he sent off to the bench
His quotes that left often my eyes rolling round
But its glad that I am that he's now homeward bound
Departed from shores like the sea gods of old
Has Erik the Viking, and yay just as bold
Sped off in his longship, his lady beside
Together they sail now, together they ride
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Posted: 12/22/2007 10:31:33 AM | - TO ALL MY FRIENDS ON POF -
Hail to all my friends and kin
A visit I make to wink and grin
A wish for a season full of mirth
A happy new year and strong rebirth
Cyn and I both wish you the best
And hope that you're healthy and full of zest
To all of your children, and family, and pets
Live your lives well, without those regrets
I raise my horn to toast you all
I welcome your tales within my hall
We'll press the hearth and roast a boar
And dance and sing upon the floor
And know that you all remain in our hearts
Our friends and our kin who paint the arts
So thanks for you words and thoughts of care
And all the unspoken thoughts that you share
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Posted: 12/22/2007 6:09:52 PM | God Yule min venn
Happy Xmas my friend
The clock has turned back on itself so it seems
I'm getting much older - not too old for dreams
My days runneth over with travellers from far
And me? I'm still home, but still watched by my star.
The music and laughter this home was built for
Has returned in a rush once I opened the door
A better yule gift could not wish for...I'm blessed
And the gods still watch over me.. recent, a test.
The year has been long and more lessons are learned
And sometimes these well worn old fingers were burnt
But sword has been christened - a viking new born
And he carries me with him tho from me was torn.
As all of the old ones, more travels he must
But we'll meet again and in this I do trust
The sword in his hand came alive - so did he
And in these things I trust. In the Halls will sit we.
So its been an adventure as kinsmen draw nigh
And each one that leaves, leaves from me too...a sigh
But in knowing we know and that gods draw us near
Its enough. Merry Xmas. Blest New Year cuz dear.
*salty*
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Posted: 12/23/2007 5:04:54 AM | A tricky little viking
Stole a ship much to his liking
On the water he was rowing
Though not sure where he was going
But he turned her bow to north
And uncharted, just rowed forth
Soon he found he'd crossed the border
Spied a wealthy man's young daughter
Rowed to shore and passion followed
Heard a shot gun - viking swallowed
Back to ship he ran (his pants down)
Took to oars and rowed til sun down!
Danger passed he cruised more easy
Viking lovin aint so sleezy
So he rowed up more the coast line
Rowed all night into the sunshine
Morning broke and then he spied her
His own Cyn with child beside her
Heart was lost and also rhythm
And his ship went into spasm!
Spun in circles, bucked like horse
Some arrival...from this bold young Norse
Then Cyn she saw this silly boy
Not weilding well this stolen toy
And soon she split her sides with laughter
Eye was caught...held ever after
Viking sank his chariot bold
While showing off if truth be told!
Then had to swim to shore to her
Arrived like a cat with plastered fur
Oh what a sight beheld Cyn's eye
The man she'd hold until she die
There dripping wet on bended knee
Love held in his eyes - will you sail with me?
Love to you both
And may the coming year hold you hail and hearty
And bind you closer still
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Posted: 12/30/2007 4:15:17 PM | - HAPPY NEW YEAR -
Happy New Year to all my friends
The ones who are fun or have nice rear ends
Happy New Year and wish you the best
Have fun and be good and live life with zest
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Posted: 2/13/2008 9:49:08 AM | Hahaha Nicely written Humor!
Okay how about some upcomming Valentines sentiments from the site's premier Viking? Yes I am popping in for a guest visit! Didn't you see my name in the "Also guest Starring, Erik the Viking" in the opening credits today?
Hahahaha,... Toooooo bad! here I am anyway!
Okay and now for a poetic offering.
- VIKING VALENTINES SENTIMENT # 1 -
Roses are red
Vikings are handy
Make like a concert
Toss me your panties!
- VIKING VALENTINES SENTIMENT # 2 -
Violets are blue
Norsemen are c o c k y
Girls think they're wild
But you just can't shock me!
- VIKING VALENTINES SENTIMENT # 3 -
Some guys are perverts
Who play romantic
I use my tongue lick
To drive a date frantic
- VIKING VALENTINES SENTIMENT # 4 -
Love can be wonderful
Charming and grand
But so's a spanking
If she's out of hand!
- VIKING VALENTINES SENTIMENT # 5 -
Spoil her and oil her
Then make her your queen
She might just like it
When you get obscene
- VIKING VALENTINES SENTIMENT # 6 -
Happy Valentines day everyone
I hope that your happy and having fun
But if romance is far too complex
Be good to eachother and just have cheap sex!
- Erik -
This has been a public service announcement from the folks who brought you smorgasbords, going berserk, and the days of the week! The veiws and opinions expressed in the affore produced poems do not neccassarily reflect those of,.... um,... monks, infants, and fridged people. ( I think everyone else is on the band wagon! Hahahaha ) That said, Happy Valentines day folks!
Guys, spend a little and get her some flowers, cards, candy, or jewelry!
Ladies, wear that thong and agree to let him record it on his digital cam!
A quote from "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" Be good to one another!
Hils! - Erik - Skoal!
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Posted: 2/21/2008 5:55:15 AM | Better n' chocolate! That just sounds like it HAS to have a poem to go with it!
- BETTER N' CHOCOLATE -
"What could be better than chocolate so sweet?"
Asked the girl without hint of deciet
For chocolate is a pain killing thing
Rich and so wonderful, fit for a king
Chocolate comes in so many great ways
That's why we see it on great holidays
Valentines, Easter, and Christmas or Yule
If you dont like it you'll seem the fool
"What could me better?" as the girl asked
But grinning widely with mind yet untasked
"Here let me show you." He offered then this
First to her neck, a soft sensual kiss
"That was real nice." She slowly giggled
"But still not better, boy I hardly wiggled!"
Nodding and smiling he winked an eye
"That's just a warm up." His tone was so sly
Then a caress and kiss to her thigh
Oh how she jumped with widening eye
"That's a bit wilder! You big go getter!"
"Still in my judgement,.. chocolate is better."
Nodding again but still with a grin
He said "Okay but I just begin."
"Just wait a moment before you judge better!"
Now as his fingers touched her she got wetter.
Then with a smile and a wink he moved down
Placing his tongue on her sexual crown
Oh how she gasped and cried out in glee
Moaning and panting and in a frenzy
Heart pounding fiercely and loins growing wetter
Lost to the thought that chocolate is better
Soon on her hands and knees gasping for God
Using the moment with no facade
"So is this better than chocolate?"
Grunting and moaning she'd hesitate
"Oh God yes! Better than chocolate I'm sold!"
She now conceded before lover bold
But when he left her laying without breath
Satisfied, happy, near screwed to death
She then leaned over and smiled again
Pulled out a chocolate bar! "Gullible men!"
- Erik - Have a happy chuckle girls! | |
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