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| Erik the Viking's Poetry and other gems for PoF.
Posted: 2/21/2008 6:22:22 AM | Sort of gives a new meaning to "Taking up your arms!"
Raise the flag pole! Well ladies? Do you surrender yet? Hahahaha,...
Glad you like the poem dear! Hils!
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Posted: 2/21/2008 6:25:23 AM | Wow and I thought I was the only One that felt such Orgasm's from CHOCOLATE!! where's the rest of my Love Day stash.................. 
I SURRENDER TO THE CHOCOLATE Orgasm King!!!!! what a treat!!! TY... | |
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| Erik the Viking's Poetry and other gems for PoF.
Posted: 2/21/2008 6:46:42 AM | Ahem. Not sure that was 'arms' you raised in that write? LOL
Maybe a few eyebrows though....
Surrender??? Moi? 
Stand still and watch the norsemen rise
Their women by their side
As into battle warriors march
And on the winds they ride
Long strakes of rising waters
Feeds the soul for some of us
For we the brides of ocean spirit
A sip of LIFE's our lust
Nice to see you swimming around again lil cousin.
Hope you're still having fin...I mean FUN!  | |
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Posted: 2/21/2008 8:23:23 PM | OK, that chocolate one made me howl!
Naughty Viking...
Only because my dear sweet man got chocolate body paints for me for the V-day pressy.
I have been making chocolate massage creams melting organic chocolate till just creamy and mixing it with good coconut oil, honey and vanilla and a pinch of cayenne. Pour into a mold and let harden. It melts at body temperature, on contact, between bodies too! | |
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| Erik the Viking's Poetry and other gems for PoF.
Posted: 2/21/2008 8:28:57 PM |    Erik,,,,the Viking!
where have you been?'
Off sailing on Virgin Islands?
This place is so mistaken!
I am tellin' ya
get out
while ya can!
Of course you always get off
on good behaviour! .LOLLL
I AM DA BAD GIRL!
SHIT! i DONT EVEN TRY!
wtf>?? HAHAH
LOVE BLONDES
iN TROUBLE
DONT EVEN
KNOW WHY????
HUGS NORSE MAN...
SHAMROCK KISSES...
iRISH BESSINGS!
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Posted: 2/28/2008 12:31:01 PM | A great recipe Ravin! Muchos Gracias!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes mmmmmy!
- ERIK SALUTES THE LADIES -
Erik the Viking who sails the seas
He does as he likes whenever he please
He hopes that drooling with weakened knees
His female fans and friends feel the breeze
For what on the earth is better than girls?
Surely not gold, or silver, or pearls!
Not food or drink or wealth spun in whirls!
Women are awesome! Here's to the girls!
Of course I like every poetic test
Hints of the naughty and flashes of breast
But beyond all of them solidly best
Still is my Cyn who just outshines the rest!
- Erik - Hugs! Have a good one folks! | |
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| Erik the Viking's Poetry and other gems for PoF.
Posted: 3/13/2008 11:21:12 AM | So how about leaving a favorite Movie Quote?
I like the one from the 13th Warrior where Ibn ( Antonio Banderez ) says to Herger:
"How can you sleep at a time like this?"
and Herger replies:
"The Alfather wove the skane of your life a long time ago,... go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you wont live one instant longer! Your fate is fixed. Fear profits man nothing!"
So whatcha got folks? Do share,...
- Erik - | |
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Posted: 3/13/2008 12:02:45 PM | hey eric...
I wrote this a few weeks ago, performed it last night to a huge crowd, long road trip
(performance poetry)
I just thought of your thread when I was posted it initially
thanks for indulging me....
oh, dog... my hot dog
sweet hot
spicy brown
classic yellow
on a bun
in the afternoon
kraut, relish, just a smear
if I was a queer
this thing would go in my rear
german, polish, quarter pound dog
just feed me one made with hog
quickly now I've only minutes to return to the job
let's clear away this mob
I need a ****in' hot dog!
oscar meyer
ball park franks
gimme one and I'll extend a thanks
kosher or filled with growth hormones
just make sure there isn't any bones
let's hurry now and feed my face
with a weiner not from outer space
but one from a home town farm
that promises never to do harm
I'm not asking for much
hell I can still eat em cold
out of the fridge on a summer day
when I was 5 I could eat em
and get back to play
chili cheese, and "the wawrks"
as long as you serve it with at least two forks
I'll leave a little in my beard as a treasure
when late night munchies occur
this face will taste like pure tube steak pleasure
german, polish, quarter pound dog
just feed me one made with hog
quickly now I've only minutes to return to the job
let's clear away this mob
I need a ****in' hot dog! | |
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Posted: 3/14/2008 12:06:04 PM | Tenz my friend,
I Had tears in my eyes as I read that. May I be Frank with you? That was the greatest Ode to a Hotdog that I have ever heard. I am not one to knock all the classic Kielbalsa Sagas, Or the Vienna Sausage Chiore, or The Oscar Meyer Weiner Jingle for that matter.
Proper reverance has got to be given where it is due! But in the grand weinerdog annals of masterful Sausage Works, your beautiful redation of bladder filled with unmentionable parts was absolutely GENIUS!
I loved it! I give it a Full 12 pack rating and ask the street vendors everywhere bow their heads in awesome homage to the justice you have done to the great God of the Franks! SKOAL!
Twelve thumbs up! Amazing work!
- Erik - Now I gotta go make myself a chili-cheese dog! Ya made me hungry! | |
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| Erik the Viking's Poetry and other gems for PoF.
Posted: 3/14/2008 6:20:58 PM | mind maggots feast
regurgitated
spaghetti stick brain spatter
wallow
in half eaten chunks
of rancid flesh
putrid stench of bile
infested slimy snot
globs oozing inward
swelling nausea's nirvana
Still feel like a hat dog? ...lol | |
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Posted: 3/15/2008 8:49:48 AM | .
that's effen great.... I wrote the piece for a local hot dog vendor as a advertising jingle..... but I think a few lines went over the top... needless to say I made more off this piece as a poetry piece, than if I would have sold it as an ad....
"turn em on, make em cry.... and if you can't do that... feed em, and make em laugh"
I'm only swimming in friendly waters these days, the penguins are biting, and the manatee being pushy....well, you know how sea cows....
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Posted: 3/15/2008 4:00:00 PM | Ahhhhhhhhh the king must have discovered what was IN the hotdogs! Never look at the ingrediants dude! hehehehe,...
Tenz, It was a great jingle and poetic work! Excellent!
Okay enough with weiners, let us try something else.
How about a two word theme?
A poem of opposing words: For example - Black/White, Male/Female, Big/Little, Fast/Slow,... etc. four lines ONLY.
- GRAND/MUNDANE -
Mundane and plain without a hand
No great applause for it's not Grand
Grand but overawed as you can see
Longing the Mundane to set it free
- Erik -
Okay folks,... your turn. Title your poem with whatever two opposites you choose! Cheers!
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Posted: 3/27/2008 5:39:15 PM | Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm no takers for the game eh?
- HESITANT/FORWARD -
Hesitant was she for the night
Forward was he with delight
He wants to she doesn't, oh what a shame
How much he yearns to watch the big game!
- Erik - | |
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| Erik the Viking's Poetry and other gems for PoF.
Posted: 3/27/2008 6:01:06 PM | i shall giver a try!
-CREEP/HOTTIE-
Creepy as a dark black bug
Hottie is my itch for Love!
I guess you could call me a creep magnent
My Hottie waits for me somewhere stagnant!
I know, I know...it S----ed! lol  E.  | |
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Posted: 3/28/2008 5:45:29 AM | Actually that was not bad at all.
I'll do the male version.
- FINE/FUGLY -
Blind double date, One girl fine, one fugly
For those confused, that means "Friggin' Ugly"
The fine one took up with my darn friend
Guess who I hung with until the date end?
- Erik -
ATTN: This poem is not meant to be rude or judgemental. ( It IS,... but that was NOT the intention. ) I was just trying to,... hey wait a second,... this is MY thread. Why am I justifying,..? Okay let's change the topic,... no animals were harmed or experimented with during the making of this poem!
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Posted: 3/28/2008 7:27:49 AM | WILD/TAME
Wild was the wind
Tame was her life
until she became
no manes wife
OPEN/ CLOSE
Don't close your heart to the world
Open your life to chance
with your eyes closed you'll stumble
Open eyes can enjoy life's dance
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Posted: 4/1/2008 9:59:03 PM | Paradise lost/paradise regained
In the lost lagoon she waits calling, calling
For the return of paradise
Free it grew before the wasteland
Coated it all with a fine mist
Creatures dying to be reborn
In credence they didn’t need to be understood
It just was
The land of plenty
Waterfalls dancing naked upon
The gentle stream
Brightly coloured birds of unknown species
Flocking together to taste the sweet nectar
Until the frozen hand of fate
Turned everything to ice
Suspended in time
Where has it all gone?
The lush growth of minds
The playful fish weaving in and out
Of deep waters that taunted them
Hide and seek
The games we children played
An age of innocence
And trust
Perhaps the next ship in
Can turn it back
From where it all began. | |
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| Erik the Viking's Poetry and other gems for PoF.
Posted: 4/11/2008 12:29:17 PM | Thanks whyspr! Nicely written!
Autumn that was mindwaking! Thanks! Love the imagery.
- FLORIDA WILDERNESS -
I look to the stars in the soft night sky
The light of promise that glazes the eye
I look to the mist in the mornings wake
The ibis are hunting for breakfast sake
I look to the water gentle and mild
That harbors the turtle and gator wild
I think of the places that touch the soul
Where ferns grow rampant without control
Oh for the bromiliad up high
Painting the green with burgundy sky
Oh to the palm that shelters the snake
Paradise gardens the wildlands make
Listen in stillness and you'll find the deer
Leary of man that most beasts fear
And the wild hog who roots through the fen
Watched by the hawk and then gone again
Look to the dragonflies buzzing so strong
Predators wings beneath the frog song
Butterflies dance the ballet of life
Fish in streams that shoal to ease strife
Lichen and Spanish moss hang from the trees
Egrets so white and herons that please
Small armadillos that nose in the brush
Anoles that sun and throat fans that blush
Ospreys are fishing high in the trees
Lush is the foliage that grows with ease
Meadows and woodlands masking the water
There live the raccoons and the sleek otter
Possums and birds live in the trees
Listen their songs fill the day's breeze
Beaches that echo waves like a vice
This is a small part of paradise
Pelicans soar like pteradactyls
Wildflowers grow with fragrance so tactile
Woodlands and scrublands built for the Jays
Life in great measure painting the days
- Erik - <0> | |
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| Erik the Viking's Poetry and other gems for PoF.
Posted: 4/15/2008 9:06:09 AM | - GOT MILK? -
Without it cereal is not the same
Without it cows seem more lame
One day expired, whos to blame?
Remember milk when shopping came
- Erik -
( It sounded catchier than "SAGA OF A DRY BREAKFAST" hahahaha,... ) | |
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Posted: 4/16/2008 4:14:19 PM | - PARROT SQUAKING -
Parrot squaking, ever talking
What are you trying to say
I dont ignore you, but do emplore you
To give it a rest today
So quiet until I pick up the phone
You want all attention
I cant leave you all alone
Without your mention
Parrot squaking, muttering, talking
I find you cute as can be
But dont be a pest, just give it a rest
While I try to watch some TV.
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| Erik the Viking's Poetry and other gems for PoF.
Posted: 4/16/2008 8:09:07 PM | | Gee Erik - Drea has some stories about her parrot. He is a teacher did you know that? When he gets together with other birds he teaches them all he knows *grin* I didn't remember that the Viking had a parrot though? It was always an amazing excursion taking my girls into the pet store to talk to Sadie. I would have taken her home if it wasn't that I like my peace too much. Loud squawking is a vexation to the spirit. | |
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