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 skjoldhus

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Posted: 4/22/2008 4:57:26 PM
Parrots do squak, but tis at least more meaningfull squaking than politicians. At least Parrots are trying to say something! Wink.

Ahhhhhhhhhh Okay this one is for a nice stranger.


- ASH YOU ARE -

Ash and oak the flowers ring
Tall and wise the birds do sing
Ash and yew that root so deep
In the earth where Gnomes may sleep

What a kind and happy face
Glimpsing from another place
Smile that makes me nod think
Ash and birch that water drink

In the forest deep and green
Faces of a friend unseen
How you bring that vision strong
Ash and willow sing wind's song

- Erik -
 mmmmmy

Joined: 2/11/2008
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Erik the Viking's Poetry and other gems for PoF.
Posted: 4/22/2008 5:02:53 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhh...Viking you must be talkin' about my new friend ASH! Heed this warning...she is but a darling newling! Be kind Viking...and don't mutter ....show her your kindness...before you utter the badness!
loll
 skjoldhus

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Posted: 4/22/2008 5:08:47 PM
Hey now, I am spoken for, but you infer what you want clever girl! Hahahaha,...

It is about Ash, but not to be misconstrued! I am happily committed. She reminds me of an old friend.

Anyway,... "Nuff said!" hehehehe,...

- Erik -
 Brizo

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Posted: 4/22/2008 6:16:59 PM
mr. malaprop

for sheer principal of the matter....
I listen to him natter
laying down his verbal patter
mangling language to a tatter
I supress a smile
avoid eye contact for awhile
not laughing is a trial
till I can look up without guile
Oh, save me from this malaprop
I've nearly given up all hope
a rescue ring so I can cope
just a little conversational rope

LS 4/21/08
 skjoldhus

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Posted: 4/23/2008 4:47:00 AM
Nicely written! Would not want to be him!

- Erik -
 skjoldhus

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Posted: 4/23/2008 5:30:45 AM
- THE SECRET -

All the universe wanders through mind
Energies moving yet all intertwined
Thoughts become things the ancient law states
Power of attraction never abates

Ancient and primal yet always working
Good and bad drawn to passion that's lurking
Deep in the hearts of all mindkind
We are what we choose to be that is the bind

Will you be famous, wealthy, and strong?
Will you live poorly and choose the wrong?
What you don't understand holds you far back
YOU are the source of all that you lack!

Feel yourself happy and you will be
Choose to draw wealth and leave poverty
Feel a great grattitude for all you have
Grow from your energy on a new path

Dont be anti war, rather pro-peace
Energy goes not where you think least
Never feed negatives, rather feed good
Then you will become all that you should

- Erik - ( To Rhonda Byrne, Thank you for the inspiration and the knowledge. I am grateful for all that you have shared with me and especially to Rev. Michael Bernard Beckwith, John Assaraf, Jack Canefield, Bob Proctor, Lisa Nichols, Bob Doyle, Dr. Joe Vitale, Dr. Fred Alan Wolf, and the rest of the co-authors and teachers of "The Secret" ) All of you have made a difference in the world. Also thanks to my Newest friends in the group and to Chantal for introducing me to these people.
 Brizo

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Posted: 4/27/2008 9:39:05 PM
maybe I'm aiming too small....I just want a new sidewalk, though a garage and porch would be nice....oh, and true love and world peace....they say the squeaking wheel gets the grease...

something silly for ya...

Wilbur

Got the Slickest pig in town
his spelling is of great renown
I took him to the county fair
and he impressed the judges there
and so he lives in country peace
among the sheep, the cows and geese

to light a fire & first, last
 skjoldhus

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Posted: 5/1/2008 7:26:41 AM
There is no such thing as too low or too high dear. We seek the things we need. Thanks for the poem!


- CHOOSING ABUNDANCE -

What are the paradynes holding you back?
What is intrusive? the thought or lack?
What is the barrier keeping you down?
How will you swim when you've chosen to drowned?

Where will your life be if you choose ill?
What will you do with half-alive will?
How will you grow alone in the dark?
Where is good fortune when dreams are stark?

You must embrace the path that you choose
You are the one who could never loose
You are much greater than you may know
You're not the extra, you star the show!

Why not embrace choices of good?
Why not live wealthy just as you should?
Why not choose happiness, health, and good will?
Live in abundance, life is a thrill

Choose to be wealthy and then just know
Feel it inside you, watch your dreams grow
You are the One, swimming in power
You need but rise, believe your hour!

- Erik - Thank you Bob Proctor and Michael Beckwith! The Secret unfolds anew! I am grateful for everything you are teaching me! Thanks too to Rhona Byrne for opening my mind to the path!
 skjoldhus

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Posted: 5/11/2008 2:35:36 PM
"Here is to the great Secret of life! Weep not for those who choose to fail, and smile for those who choose to succeed."

- Erik -
 skjoldhus

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Posted: 5/22/2008 8:00:22 AM
- MAGNIFICENCE -

Magnificence is the gift that the flower shares with eye
Magnificence is the sound that the ocean shares with all ears on a beach
Magnificence is the smell of earth after a fresh long rain
Magnficence is the taste of honey or fruit on a bitter tongue
Magnificence is the feel of fur under stroking skin
Magnificence is the rush of love in a hungry heart
Magnificence is in helping others in need of some sunshine
Magnificence is in honoring words with artful devotion
Magnificence is a child who looks on in wonder
Magnificence is in thought, silent but golden
Magnificence is abundance, a life lived in full
Magnificence is in wonder and awe for the little things

- Erik -
 skjoldhus

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Posted: 5/24/2008 6:13:04 AM
Erik's Viking Dictionary Defines; French Curve

"The reason Burlesque shows are so expensive in Paris!"

- Erik -
 mmmmmy

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Posted: 5/24/2008 9:50:43 AM
magnificent writes Viking my friend!
You are becoming so very...serious!!! Whats a friend to think~!??? :)



Down in the valley
slopes of lifes
maladies
Enrich us
carry
temptations
gifts
Laughter
enlightens
pragmatic
reactions
pass in a moment
Solace!
 skjoldhus

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Posted: 5/27/2008 7:42:25 AM
Serious? Me? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,.... I better lighten the mood.

Roses are red
Nipples are pink
Vikings are naughty
What do you think?


Lips can be red
Eyeshadow blue
Now grab your ankles
Talktime is through!


Turtles are slow
Rabbits are crankin'
Hike up your skirt
Time for a spankin'!

- Erik - Better dear? Hehehehe,... Thanks for the poem! Hugs!
 Brizo

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Posted: 5/27/2008 6:15:29 PM
could you be needing this?


studded paddle that says "SKOAL" woodburned in futhark runes near the head


 skjoldhus

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Posted: 5/28/2008 6:30:24 AM
My darling sexy friend, what on all Midgard makes you think that I dont already have a studded "SKOAL" paddle in Futhark Runes ( Woodburned ) and of course the handle with the Futhark inscription "Hvem er din Far?" ( Who's your daddy? )

Hahahaha,... but I like the way you think! wink!

Roses are red
Booty is blue
Let me just kiss it
All better for you

- Erik - SKOAL!
 skjoldhus

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Posted: 5/29/2008 10:28:49 AM
Erik's Viking Dictionary defines: Sickness

What happens to the Lockness Monster when she eats too many herrings.

- Erik -
 skjoldhus

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Posted: 6/4/2008 5:41:15 PM
- ODE TO MY BUGZAPPER -

Ah tiny bugzapper hanging off my porch
How beautiful the static sound of death to tiny creatures
Though Buddhists will not favor my zapper
Though P.E.T.A. may protest my mosquito rage
It matters little to me
For I am Norse and favor thus the death of tiny annoying creatures
Besides which I can say with honesty that the mosquito has killed more humans than any other animal on earth each year
So it is with glee that I listen to them fry
With purpose and electric vision that I see the flight of bloodsuckers ending
With satisfaction that perhaps only rednecks could rival that the sound of insect death plays out on my back porch
Die mosquito die!
Here is to my zapper
How I love thee so!

- Erik -
 skjoldhus

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Posted: 6/5/2008 9:40:23 AM
"You may see at one and the same time both your best friend and your greatest enemy, by stepping in front of the mirror." - Napoleon Hill

- Erik -
 skjoldhus

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Posted: 6/10/2008 4:04:07 PM
" Give more than you take, and the world shall treasure you for your abundance." - King Roar of Roskilde

- Erik -
 skjoldhus

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Posted: 6/10/2008 5:55:56 PM
Okay I always get these funny paradox e-mails where one person tells me, I like how you have been so serious and deep lately. Then I get the same person e-mailing going I miss how goofy or perverse you can be.

Hmmmmmmmmmm You want depth and jokes and sexual adult content. Tall order but I am always up for a challenge.


- THE EXPOSED BUNNY POEM -

Sitting by the window watching the rain
Reflections of heartbreak or thoughts of pain
Drops that move on like time eternal
Flowing, unyeilding, frustrations infernal

Oh from the soul the need to release
All of the tension haunting her beast
All of the cravings laughter and sin
Sitting alone in the storm fed din

Thinking of times lost in her thoughts
Or model men who gave her the hots
Then of an ex dressed up like a bunny
Her in an Easter dress shining and sunny

As she bent over hiding the eggs
Before a party, he watched her legs
He grew excited, it was now funny
While she was bent, grabbed by the bunny

Flipping her skirt up in the back yard
Oh how he nailed her, and drove her hard!
Moaning and shaking, crying "Oh God!"
Sounds from the backyard some would find odd

Thus did her father and mother find
Moaning their daughter, rammed from behind
Wide-eyed in shock thus frozen to see
Panties pulled down, by the bunny

Oh how embarassing it was that day
Knowing her family caught them at play
Still as she giggled in the hard rain
Oh how that memory killed her worst pain

- Erik -
 ash.i.am

Joined: 2/16/2008
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Posted: 6/10/2008 6:15:23 PM
Well I'll be damned..

a write about me
that I just did see
from a clever viking fella
yeah...he's hella
kewl


most awesome to make your insightful aquaintance!
here's to new friends!
thanks for stoppin' by my neck - o - the woods
 skjoldhus

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Posted: 6/10/2008 6:22:59 PM
I like to share when I can! Hehehehe,...

Well met Ash! Ceers!

- Erik -
 skjoldhus

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Posted: 6/11/2008 6:03:30 PM
- THE STARS -

The stars are not there to light up the night
To dance with the moon or make things more bright
They exist out there to call forth the dream
To guide forth your hopes with vision unseen

- Erik -
 skjoldhus

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Posted: 6/13/2008 9:17:24 AM
- TO FIND THE GIANTS -

"Father?" he said with curious tone
"The Giants we heard of in old tales"
"The ones that were so well known"
"Where did they all go?And why did they fail?"

He smiled and said "Son there are many"
"Called giants in stories by body or deed"
"Some were to show the struggle of many"
"While some were of deeds in time of need!"

He went on "So if you think that they failed"
"You overlook their purpose in fable"
"To teach you to perservere and prevail"
"To take on great odds as you are able!"

Reflecting the child then spoke again
"So giants are just a tool of myths?"
"A made up being from stories of men?"
"A way to teach the children with?"

But he shook his head and smiled again
"No, they are not just an empty creation"
"Real giants existed and not all bad men"
"Just different and feared, to their frustration."

"But son other giants there are as well"
"Much harder to spot as time will show"
"For giants are grown in the hearts of men"
"And women who move in greatness below."

"For though you may not at first sense these"
"They walk among you to this very day!"
"Great giants who solve their problems with ease"
"Heros who rise when other hearts stray!"

"Perhaps if you choose to then one day you'll grow"
"And be a great giant though eyes may not see"
"The way that you tower, through action they'll know"
"A giant among them treads boldly and free!"

- Erik -
 skjoldhus

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Posted: 6/14/2008 7:07:15 AM
Ever wonder what super heros might have as dirty little secrets?

Superman has his x-ray vision
Can we call him Peeping Kent?
Batman never pays for cable
Batcomputers, cash well spent!

Aquaman is a bed wetter
The Flash streaks in the parks at night
Hulk amnesia, big forgetter
Spiderman, he swings til light

If you stop her in mid-twirl
Wonderwoman's just plain nude
Let's not start on Supergirl
When she's drunk she get's quite rude!

- Erik -
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