| Let T-Rex review your profile...I'll be gentle..hehehe Posted: 10/12/2006 7:15:17 PM | Okay, let me have it. I was about to delete my profile but then I saw this. So let me know if you can help me improve my profile. I try to be humorous. I figured humor is a good litmus test. I get few responses though with no succesful connections. It's either I'm interested and she's not or vice versa. Thanks in advance!  | |
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| Let T-Rex review your profile...I'll be gentle..hehehe Posted: 10/12/2006 7:25:52 PM | Hello Sweetsinner,
About me well..... i like to spend time with friends and go out when ever I can, This sounds like you would not have much time to go out ditch the"whenever I can" Middle part is good!!
Mostly i spend alot of time with my kids doing what kids like to do Again comes across as I won't have much time for a man.
your babies are beautiful but personally I think there are too many pervs running amuck through the internet world not sure I would post their pics!!! But it's up to you hon!
Try to be more original ...and of course my pat answer add more humor! I wish you much luck Sweets! | |
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| Let T-Rex review your profile...I'll be gentle..hehehe Posted: 10/12/2006 7:39:10 PM | Hey Randy! Sorry about your luck..
I am a good communicator/listener who loves making people laugh. One time I made someone incontinent and it really made my day. I get your dry humor but some won't... you got me rolling here ...opps my suede chair my suede chair!!!!!
Christian woman who is a real sweetheart. Someone with a great, sensitive, caring, heart and a great butt to match! (just kidding - a nice butt is much more important) First DateA good first meeting is quick; to check for chemistry (beakers, bunson burners, etc.) and providing a courteous exit if things aren't happening - like going for a walk with your car keys secretly palmed in your hand so you can make a quick burst to your car if necessary. (and when I say you I also mean me ) Good stuff there Mister!
(What? Come on! They only have EVERYTHING. Desert is included AND beverage AND you can leave a dollar tip and that's more than anyone else would leave AND it's eat as much as you care to eat NOT all you can possibly shovel in your fat face in one sitting !) ( and when I say "your fat face" I mean "one's fat face" and not neccessarily "fat") I pride myself on how much I can shovel in at a all you can eat buffet but I'm thinking women don't like the "fat" word could you just say:AND it's eat as much as you care to eat NOT all you can possibly shovel in your face in one sitting ...still funny but doesn't offend the easily offended analhead types!!! Randy I love your profile not sure why you are not having much luck here...maybe it's the type of woman you are messaging?...don't give up just yet...play in the forums great place to meet people! Happy fishing!!! | |
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| Let T-Rex review your profile...I'll be gentle..hehehe Posted: 10/13/2006 8:47:41 AM | hmmmm.....well, swee-T..........i am divin back in tha pond...sigh, i missed tha murky waters of mystery, tha silver gleam of scales in tha moonlight....oh, for those wild cries of reville as drunken orgies splashed about in gay abandonment....sheesh....what am i saying?....oh yeah, sis i seem to have lost my touch in writing profiles....er, how bout ya just send me a few pointers on how ta get back on track? ....after all, you know me too well | |
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| Let T-Rex review your profile...I'll be gentle..hehehe Posted: 10/13/2006 9:17:28 AM | Shaking my head and smiling at Supamann...geez kid!
Before you start: i smoke and drink and i love to party. Dont message me if you have a problem with these things, its very unattractive to know that you didnt read my profile. I have no idea why i am here, i like the forums and chatting to people. I dont know if i want to meet and i dont know if i want to date. That doesnt mean i am unapproachable, maybe you've just got to coax me... please stop messaging me for "intimate encounters" im NOT interested, go to another website. First DateNO COFFEE, i dont drink it and there are far better things to do I guess here goes, id do something neutral, like dinner and a walk maybe. No drinking because we will just end up here again. I am looking for FRIENDS, its nicer to know someone first then the traditional get drunk and kcuf. How can you be so cute and so negative?? Nice it up a little bit you bratt! | |
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| Let T-Rex review your profile...I'll be gentle..hehehe Posted: 10/13/2006 9:25:57 AM | Aww LadyDi, That old man wasn't good enough for you anyway !...I'm thinking you don't need much advice on the profile as you have quite the imaginative mind. Your so photogenic you even make that stinky old fish look good! Nice to have you back in the pond! | |
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| Let T-Rex review your profile...I'll be gentle..hehehe Posted: 10/13/2006 3:31:53 PM | Thanx, i dont mean to come across that way. I just find this easier lol. Since Ive revamped to this one my response has jumped! I guess thye like the truth/bluntness. I appreciate your input, and ill probably be back when this dies down lol.  | |
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| Let T-Rex review your profile...I'll be gentle..hehehe Posted: 10/13/2006 6:03:10 PM | Wow, that was the longest three days of my life.
Ok, now this place actually lets me post on here, fancy giving my page the once over?
Just got basic stuff on there at the moment as I usually end up adding tons of stuff that isn't needed. Figured I'd better start off small and add at a later date.
Anyhoos, review away!
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| Let T-Rex review your profile...I'll be gentle..hehehe Posted: 10/13/2006 6:19:26 PM | Hello Ice Box Man! Your profile is great...very nice! Four kids wow bless your heart! Welcome to the pond I wish you much luck I just know there are lots of friends just waiting to meet you! | |
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| Let T-Rex review your profile...I'll be gentle..hehehe Posted: 10/14/2006 8:18:56 AM | T-Rose, I need help with my profile. I don't want to post my real picture on here because then eveyone would know who I am, and I just wanted to rejoin POF for some support from my friends and for the forums. I want to remain anonymous for now, and don't want to talk about what happened, but suffice to say that I found out that my 'it' guy actually had been 'keeping' the homefire burning with a wife....it's been very hurtful.
Anyway, I guess I felt like things went to Hell...and I was feeling like the Devil thus the name Luci4. Not here to date or mate...just to relate
Yes, I know my profile sucks...it reeks of "Just stay away from me"...and I pretty much want to 'keepit' that way.....except to say hi to you....shhhhhhhhhh...don't tell who....  | |
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| Let T-Rex review your profile...I'll be gentle..hehehe Posted: 10/14/2006 9:12:53 AM | Luci4 aww sorry ...That fathead grrr I live close enough to bite his ass grrrrrrrrrr! Sweety you are a darlin' and a beauty inside and out! It's a shame that someone who prided himself on "acting" the manly man was in fact a BOY! I know it hurts but there are REAL grown up men here and I know that they would love to spoil you and treat you well. Stay and play in the forums don't give up on men! I'm always here for you baby CALL me!!!
Hey POF men this lady needs to know that not all men are liarheads! ...She has the good haircolor too! hmmm maybe that flower thing would come in handy here!
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| Let T-Rex review your profile...I'll be gentle..hehehe Posted: 10/14/2006 9:21:59 AM | Hello one cute monkey you are cute! *ahem* that profile short and sweet*ahem* You know how to sell stuff...sell yourself already! I love your smiling pic! I think you might have a very bubbly personality am I wrong? Flesh out that profile...Have fun here! | |
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| Let T-Rex review your profile...I'll be gentle..hehehe Posted: 10/14/2006 10:21:10 AM | Alright T-Rex, I've read the thread, and you are true to your word; honest but gentle. So if you could, please give me some feedback on my profile, I just don't seem to be getting a good response. Thanks honey!!! Chiclet1 | |
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| Let T-Rex review your profile...I'll be gentle..hehehe Posted: 10/14/2006 10:39:54 AM | Hey Chiclet
Great profile cutie!
I am self employed and I own my own home and car. There are some "nice guys" looking for good homes ha! Maybe move that sentence down further in the profile? The rest is great very well written! And you like to fish and you own your own boat? Damn your dang near the perfect catch! Let me know if you ever see that monster that swims that lake okay??? Take care and best of luck! | |
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| Let T-Rex review your profile...I'll be gentle..hehehe Posted: 10/15/2006 11:47:56 AM | Hey Maybe Baby, Another pretty woman with the good hair color can't have too many of those! I like your profile ...any girl that likes to get drunk and dance in her backyard is okay by me! Have fun here sweety ...catch a keeper! There are some big purdy men in this pond! | |
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