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| What is one of the craziest things that happened to you on a first date??
Posted: 9/6/2006 6:52:06 PM | Crazy First Date.
(Ok, Z28.. This also happened in Lubbock.. at Movies 12 off the Loop)
I decided to go out with this wonderful "rich" man. I bought a really cute (figure showing) outfit for the date, and the most beautiful leather shoes a woman could set eyes on (they were expensive as well).
We went to eat a Joe's Crab Shack, and I ordered a dainty "shrimp" salad. They were out of shrimp.
We decided to go to the movie.
There was a group of drunk college boys sitting behind us. They were very noisey. All of a sudden they got quiet and I could hear the sound of water dropping on the concrete.
Next thing I knew my feet were warm and wet. I stood up yelled and ran out of the movie theater.
The men behind me had thrown up all over the floor, and there was so much that it had ruiened my shoes and the pants to my outfit.
(The manager of the movie theater offered to pay for my shoes and my dry cleaning.)
The date ended immediately, I ended up wrapping my date's jacked around my waist after taking my pants off and putting my pants and shoes in a plastic bag.
Two days later, this man came up to my job, feeling really bad. He had bought me new shoes, and offered to take me shopping for a new outfit. | |
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| What is one of the craziest things that happened to you on a first date??
Posted: 9/6/2006 10:05:32 PM | lol you people lol sorry for your misfortune.....my incident would have to be... okay I got to her house my camaros battery went dead the alarm went dead I use for keyless entry but before I find this out. were watching a movie relaxing I just lost the door key a week ago I coundlt get in my car the seals....were to tight its hella cold shes on call she has to go ....ha I can't leave I can a locksmith the ****er takes five hours to get the ...luckly she trust me enough she left me her cell her key .. to the apartment, and the gate key....man.... she helped me to the fullest god bless people like that.... my cell went dead the locksmith didn't have change didn't arrive till 5am he didn't carry any jumper cables ....what kind of locksmith don't carry cables after I put a call in my battery dead.... needless to say I left my headlights on I was helped over charged and out of luck.... with no jacket.... and wanting to go home ....and the sucker tore my seals cost me more to repair a broken window....next time I'm breaking the glass I bet.....   | |
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| What is one of the craziest things that happened to you on a first date??
Posted: 9/9/2006 7:11:05 AM | | I met this guy on another dating site and his pictures looked great, looked really cute. Well I went to meet him in McKinney to see a movie. When I got there he looked nothing like his pictures..... had on the same shirt but needed a haircut and a shave and was missing some teeth, and he had on these pointy-toed boots. He talked really loud during the movie, then we went to IHOP and he sat there and talked about himself the whole time, all about his marriage woes, and how he likes to fish! Needless to say first and last date! | |
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| What is one of the craziest things that happened to you on a first date??
Posted: 9/9/2006 9:42:54 AM | My ex-girlfriend and i were still friends awhile back. She introduced me to a friend of hers that has just got back from basics. Well we decided to go see the live action showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show". Well we were waiting in line and when its your first time to be to one of these you are pronounce a virgin and they put a big V on your forehead in lipstick. No big deal i could handle that. Well we got in the theater and found ourself some quite nice seats. Well they started picking virgins for the night iniation ritual. Well Meg started getting there attention to get me up there. All they needed was 4 people. Well they picked me and I went up infront of the crowd. Well long story short it appears that the reason i was up there was the wanted me imatate the orgasiming sounds of my favorite animal. Well im not one to make to much of a fool of myself especially infront of a crowd like that. So I told the guy and he said its no big deal but I still just couldn't bring myself to do this embarassing act. So i decided to walk out. Well apparently that was a first time for that happening. Meg came out there and talked to me. We went back in and enjoyed the rest of the movie. Even though that happened it still turned into a year and half relationship. | |
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| What is one of the craziest things that happened to you on a first date??
Posted: 11/7/2006 1:51:06 AM | When I got out of the army a friend set me upwith this "great girl". I picked her up and she was already trashed drunk. She wasn't hungry and wanted to go to a bar for some drinks.
Got to the bar and started small talk. She asked me what I was planning on doing now that the army gig was done. I told her I was recruited out of the army by the police department and she spit her drink all over me.
Perplexed and a bit pissed I went to the mens room and dried off, when I got back she was gone.
Found out later she was wanted by Houston PD. Really funny part was she was wanted for unpaid traffic tickets and since we were 5 hours from Houston she'd never been extradited for the warrants anyway. Since then I learned she was "on the run" all the way to Arizona to avoid the warrants. LOL | |
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| What is one of the craziest things that happened to you on a first date??
Posted: 11/7/2006 6:17:02 AM | Well,,, I met this gal on a chat line,,, we talked really good for a few days,, but I was reluctant because she kept avoiding describing herself to me,,, (red flag). But anyway, if someone wants to meet me,, i will meet them.
so we decided to meet halfway ,,, at 9 pm at night and when we found each other I could see why she was reluctant to describe herself,
I have never in my life seen anyone so obese,,, I wondered if this was a set up or a joke someone was playing on me. You couldnt see her knees,, for her belly hang down so low and her face looked like it was stung by wasps. No joke this woman was not normal ,
then the next 10 dates I went on,,, the same thing happened,,, and everytime I tell them,, we are not a good match,,and say goodbye,,,
I wonder if this is all that is out there,, cause regular looking women wont meet you | |
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| What is one of the craziest things that happened to you on a first date??
Posted: 11/7/2006 9:00:26 AM | On my first date, this guy came to pick me up, we drove to Dallas to a drive-in movie, but he FORGOT his money so we came back to Cedar Hill, he wen't and parked on a high bridge, known as the parking bridge, we talked alot, kissed some, then had him to bring me home, never another date iwth him, and later he was sent to prision for molestation and rape, I was lucky it wasn't me. moonglow  | |
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| What is one of the craziest things that happened to you on a first date??
Posted: 11/7/2006 10:23:47 PM | When I first moved back to Austin almost a year ago I met this guy on another website and after we chatted/talked for awhile we finally go out. We go to dinner and then we are off to see a movie... but before we can get there he said he had to stop at the store and get something. He pulls into Wally World and we go inside... first stop is to the movie section and he picks out a movie (but he wants me to buy it because he paid for dinner, no biggie but no interest in the movie I was supposed to be paying for...) then he makes a mad dash for the womens underwear section and grabs a box of pantyhose and proceeds to tell me that he has a fetish and wants me to put them on!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (you can guess where he was going with this) As I am standing there with my jaw on the floor he grabs both of my nipples and tells me that I need to have them pierced! As soon as his fingers clamped on I found my voice and in a few choice words explained to him that for the sake of future women he needed to take that chatting/talking time BEFORE the meet to disclose those tendancies. And then I told him what he could REALLY do with those pantyhose!!!!
Cabbed it home and it was $20 well spent! | |
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| What is one of the craziest things that happened to you on a first date??
Posted: 11/7/2006 10:44:04 PM | | Well the funniest was when I took a friend of mine out that I had been trying to date forever to a movie and dinner. I had got in an acciendent the day before but it was a small fender bender and I thought my car was fine. I had just picked her up and had entered the freeway when not even after the first exit my hood flew strait up against the windshield of my car at 60mph. She started screaming for dear life when she couldn't see anything infront of her and I couldn't do anything but laugh and stick my head out my driver side window and pull off the next exit. Needless to say some forces in life make you realize things aren't ment to be and she is still affraid to get in the car with me to this day...j/k. | |
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| What is one of the craziest things that happened to you on a first date??
Posted: 12/1/2006 11:14:07 AM | | have a new one to post i went on a date with this guy not too long ago im talking a few months ... well he wanted to be a bad ass an take me out on his 4 wheeler out at the lake .. well everything was cool he seemed to know how to operate the thing until well yep he rolled it down a hill with both of us on it ..well he jumped off an i got rolled with the four wheeler an it ended up landing on top of me ... the dude just stood there looking at me i had to actually tell him to get the dang thing off of me so he did as he did guess he did not have good grip on it an it rolled over on him i kinda thought it was funny he was laughing so hard an he said man carma is a bi***... | |
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| What is one of the craziest things that happened to you on a first date??
Posted: 12/1/2006 1:06:02 PM | ummmmmmmm, yeah, i uh, went ta pick up this girl Spydersomethin', yeah, and she brought a roll of duct tape...and this other time, this girl named Z28, or Firebird Formula, or yeah, somethin' like that...well...nope, i can't even tell it...   Ok, Ok...
i went to pick up a girl at her folks place and as she introduces me to her Dad he says Nice ta meet ya like someone with a hairlip. well, me bein' the joker i am, i think i'm bein messed with so i answer him the same way and he proceeds to ask me if i think it's funny to make light/fun of someone with problems as the rest of her family is rollin with laughter. turns out he had a hearin disability and she neglected ta inform me of it...i'll save a few of the others for later...GULP!!! | |
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| What is one of the craziest things that happened to you on a first date??
Posted: 12/1/2006 1:26:22 PM | | I met a guy on line and he seems nice. He said he was 6'2" and really muscly. We decided to go to dinner in Kemah. When I walked up to his truck (we met in the parking lot), he jumped out and I discovered he was actually 5'8". I'm 5'!0" and since he was so tall, I wore heels. We walked around the boardwalk and settled on the Cadillac Bar and Grill for dinner. He said that I didn't need to order my own dinner, we could share and then he proceeded to eat the entrie meal. All the while, he is psycho-analyzing me and telling me how to "fix" myself. He said he hated Ferris Wheels, so I made him ride it for lying to me. When we got back to the truck he pulls out a super soaker and shoots me with ice cold water and then hands me a towel. He said he knew it would be okay because I have a sense of humor. Then he grabbed me, shoved his tougue down my throat and tried to feel me up. I pushed him away and asked if he was always this rude. He said when you internet date, the first date should include sex. Then he said we should not see each other again because we lived to far apart, but I was a nice person even though it didn't work out. I love crazy men! LOL | |
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| What is one of the craziest things that happened to you on a first date??
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| What is one of the craziest things that happened to you on a first date??
Posted: 2/13/2007 2:13:58 PM | when i was in college this girl and I go out on our first date....we're getting along great...absolutely great.......well, we decide to 'spend the night together' but I had several roommates....but she only had one............but her roommate was out of town for the evening, so, this girl says...we can go back to her place, and have sex without being bothered. So.....we ate our dinner (Mexican) and got a little tipsy etc....went back to her place...watched a movie on t v ...then headed towards the bedroom........we had our fun, and went to sleep. I had to get up several times during the night, to go to the bathroom, and I noticed her roommates room was dark.....(cause the roommate is out of town)..........THE next morning...i wake up....she's still asleep......and my stomach is rumbling........(the mexican food was not settling very well)........and...since it was our first date...and the 'relationship' was 'young' I knew better than to fart in front of her. AND the gaseous buildup was hurting my stomach...and I was all bloated.....sooooooo...i decided that I just had to go relieve the bloatedness, and fart...and I KNEW how bad it was going to stink...so I got up quietly.....walked down the hallway....and before I got to the bathroom, I took a little detour intp the roommates room...and I immediately leaned over, put my hands on her desk....my head down a little (my stomach was HURTING i needed to fart so bad)......and I lifted my leg a little and it just trumpeted out....for a looong time...like twenty or thirty seconds...loud and long and blubbery..........and I remember thinking it was a good thing I didn't do this in front of my new girlfriend,,,,,I mean...how embarrassing would that be?
All of a sudden, I heard a voice say, "What the HELL are you doing?" and saw her roommate pull her covers down from over head, looking at me......I was SO stunned....all I could think of to say was, 'Trying to wake you up?" then i ran out and back into my girlfriends room....talk about embarrassing! | |
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| What is one of the craziest things that happened to you on a first date??
Posted: 2/13/2007 4:01:59 PM | I was on a date with a man from POF. after dining we decided to take one of our cars and leave one in the parking lot.
We were going for drinks & to listen to music, I was the designated driver , since I dont drink, afterwards On the way back he was taking very long to get in the car...pacing... near the car door...I opended the window and asked if he was alright.. he was embarassed..and asked to use my sweater... he tied it around his wasit ~ well he got in the car finally.. blushing he said I am un zipped & exposed ...then told me he used hand cream in the bathroom before touching himself in the bath room and it was now BURNING... Yeah Ok looked like some thing was going on but... Eyes straight ahead.. Oh boy...I got him back to his car Ummm No he never called agian , & I am certain I will not see my cardigan agian either . 
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Years ago a date arrived to take me out my parents were out at a bowling event, those days in order for me to go out with a man they had to first meet my family, my older brothers were left with the duty to meet him and give him the third degree,
They played good cop bad cop with him , I was so embarassed.. & in a hurry to leave as I went to put on my Hat with a hat pin... ( it was windy in NYC in the winter.) I tripped behind his chair and stuck the Hat Pin into his back.... Yikes... poor dear... I was so sorry...  eventually we laughed about this evening we dated for a long time. 
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| What is one of the craziest things that happened to you on a first date??
Posted: 2/13/2007 5:27:25 PM | | I met this girl at the SPCA of Dallas, where I volunteer (yes, this is leading to the point). We talked, and she was in the volunteer orientation class. She was attractive, smart, witty, and loved animals. What else can you ask for??? The next day, I was at Pet Smart, buying cat food. We saw each other, exchanged numbers, and she asked me out to dinner. I met her later at Barnes and Nobles, for coffee first. Well, all was well, until, she asked me if I was seeing anyone. I said that I was not, I was single, and available. Her reply was, "Don't worry about it, being gay and single in Dallas in hard on me too." I was completely floored and wanted to slide in the cracks. Can anyone top this?? | |
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| What is one of the craziest things that happened to you on a first date??
Posted: 2/13/2007 5:27:32 PM | | I met this girl at the SPCA of Dallas, where I volunteer (yes, this is leading to the point). We talked, and she was in the volunteer orientation class. She was attractive, smart, witty, and loved animals. What else can you ask for??? The next day, I was at Pet Smart, buying cat food. We saw each other, exchanged numbers, and she asked me out to dinner. I met her later at Barnes and Nobles, for coffee first. Well, all was well, until, she asked me if I was seeing anyone. I said that I was not, I was single, and available. Her reply was, "Don't worry about it, being gay and single in Dallas in hard on me too." I was completely floored and wanted to slide in the cracks. Can anyone top this?? | |
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| What is one of the craziest things that happened to you on a first date??
Posted: 2/13/2007 5:42:06 PM | Not exactly a first date but it was the first time I had invited this guy I was dating over for dinner. I had the front and back doors open cuz it was a nice sp-ring evening and I was broiling steaks in the oven cuz my apt nazis wont allows bbq's and the grease in the pan caught fire. Well, it was really flaming up when I tried to take it out; like up past my head. So I save the steaks and shut the oven and turn around and there he is, right behind me. I was totally embarrassed. But he didnt say anything, just took the oven mit from me, turned the water on in the sink and got the pan and put the fire out. It was very sweet, he didnt even laugh. But I was humiliated b/c I always brag about my fabulous cooking skills.  | |
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