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 luli__

Joined: 4/7/2007
Msg: 226
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Posted: 7/15/2007 12:15:48 AM
My favourite irony was when a couple of strange acquaintances both wore the same shirt:
"You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same"


I love most of the shirts on dieselsweeties, I own one with a pirate flag that says "We prefer to be called Buccaneer-Americans"
 DRYAS OCTOPETALA

Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 227
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Posted: 7/15/2007 10:13:33 AM
"I Support Single Moms" hah
 tashie87

Joined: 4/3/2007
Msg: 228
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Posted: 7/15/2007 10:57:54 AM
isnt it a shame that the love of you rlife is screaming my name
 babs3

Joined: 7/30/2006
Msg: 229
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Posted: 7/15/2007 10:01:33 PM
My sister wore one this past weekend that said..."I fake IT...so he'll buy me stuff!"....probably a bad choice of wardrobe...since she was introducing her new boyfriend to the family!
 jsh3

Joined: 7/11/2007
Msg: 230
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Posted: 7/15/2007 11:04:16 PM
How about ....Don't worry what other people think, they don't do it very often.
 sunniedazes

Joined: 5/21/2007
Msg: 231
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Posted: 7/16/2007 1:59:14 AM
Its all about me now.....

 Bene elim

Joined: 6/28/2007
Msg: 232
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Posted: 7/16/2007 5:54:46 AM
"If you can read this, stop staring at my tits!"

"Jesus is coming! Look busy!"

(American one)

"English? What do I want to learn that for?! I'm never going to go to England!"
 Miss-Flora

Joined: 3/21/2007
Msg: 233
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Posted: 7/16/2007 7:57:18 AM
'I stole somebodys thunder' and 'I love geeks' Saw both of those in the past week..i just have to have the geek one!
 OhioLady59

Joined: 7/3/2006
Msg: 234
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Posted: 7/16/2007 3:07:13 PM
My niece has this one: "Blondes have more fun. Brunettes can read."
 TL040

Joined: 6/29/2007
Msg: 235
LILAC ROSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(I'M SCREAMIN )LOL
Posted: 7/16/2007 3:20:33 PM
I HAVE A SHIRT THAT SAYS...................


"GOD CREATED ALL MEN EQUAL,BUT..............
HE CREATED WOMEN...................SUPERIOR!!!!"

AND MY FRIEND HAS SEEN A SHIRT THAT SAYS: "MEN ARE LIKE LINOLIUM
FLOORS.....LAY EM RIGHT THE FIRST TIME..
AND U CAN WALK ALL OVER EM 4 LIFE!! LMAO!!
 TL040

Joined: 6/29/2007
Msg: 236
OHIO LADY..................LOL
Posted: 7/16/2007 3:29:35 PM
BUT HERES ONE U COULD IMPROOVE IT WITH(IF UR BLONDE)

" BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN........WHILE THE BRUNETTES ARE READING"
????????? WHAT DO YA THINK .....IS IT GOING ON THE NEXT BLONDE T-SHIRT?? LOL

(warning : to the faint of humor... .....I'm brunette that knows how to have a good laff at myself too and will not take offense, neither should anyone who's brunette. This is all just in fun..lol
There's alot blonde jokes out there too...........
'THE TL'
 Karlie77

Joined: 7/8/2007
Msg: 237
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Posted: 7/16/2007 6:39:04 PM
My favorite T-shirt w/words is:

Please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes!
 pokefan

Joined: 6/3/2005
Msg: 238
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Posted: 7/17/2007 10:49:02 AM
my favorite was a guy wearing a hot pink T and on the back it said "keep laughing
m----- f----- this is your girlfriends T shirt
 bbw_lukin

Joined: 6/8/2005
Msg: 239
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Posted: 3/30/2008 7:13:00 PM
How about :-

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them.

We only have so much gun crime because the Government disarmed the law abiding citizens

I can only please one person each day.
Today is NOT your day!

I’m on a Gin & Tonic diet. -- So far I have lost two days!

It is not Necrophilia if she is still twitchin

Start the day with a smile & get it over with

I have not lost my mind. -- I have it backed up on disc -----Somewhere!

You are only young once - But you can stay immature indefinitely

Lastly one worn by a girlfriend of mine recently -

Oh god,
If I can not be thin,
Please make all my friends get fat
Amen.

 weebs28

Joined: 4/7/2006
Msg: 240
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Posted: 3/31/2008 4:26:50 AM
My shirt that says "F*** this place it's bullsh** i'm outta here" seems to get a lot of positive comments
 hippychick29

Joined: 9/30/2006
Msg: 241
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Posted: 4/1/2008 1:09:34 PM
My fella has one that has a large smiley face on it and below that it reads......

b o o b i e s make me smile

The best one I ever saw though, said "my parenets told me I could be anything I wanted to be, so I chose to be an a$$hole!!!!!!!!!1
 Mr. D.

Joined: 3/27/2008
Msg: 242
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Posted: 4/1/2008 2:27:36 PM
'Jesus is coming! Open your mouth.'

I laughed all day.
 basher2

Joined: 12/11/2007
Msg: 243
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Posted: 4/1/2008 10:49:20 PM
WWJD for a Klondike bar

I listen to bands that don't even exist yet

I (picture of bleeding heart) zombies

I'm looking at your girlfriend

F**k you you f**king f**k
 Lobbster

Joined: 11/4/2007
Msg: 244
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Posted: 4/2/2008 12:33:15 PM
My drinking problem helps to solve your ugly problem

On the rebound you will do

I'm bad with names,can I just call you stupid

The voices in my head want you to shut the **** up
 jenny2624

Joined: 2/23/2008
Msg: 245
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Posted: 4/4/2008 10:04:17 AM
My brother has a t-shirt with a man holding his hands abou a foot apart and he's saying "I swear, it's like this big".
 holyfrik

Joined: 3/30/2008
Msg: 246
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Posted: 4/4/2008 3:15:44 PM
"i'm a vagetarian"
 Biz1

Joined: 12/30/2007
Msg: 247
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Posted: 4/4/2008 7:39:44 PM
There's nothing wrong with a little head. Had a pic of a big guy with a little head.
 Justn_Otherguy

Joined: 3/16/2008
Msg: 248
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Posted: 4/5/2008 6:20:47 AM
"You're just jealous 'cause the voices talk to me"

"See Dick. See Dick drink. See Dick drive. Don't be a Dick"

I saw these on buttons at a hobby shop but I wouldn't be surprised if they were also on shirts:

"Jesus saves. The rest of the party takes half damage"

"Let's hear it for the sun god! RA! RA! RA!"

Some geek humor:

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don't."
 tinydancer123

Joined: 3/3/2007
Msg: 249
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Posted: 4/5/2008 10:35:44 AM
I saw a guy in a country bar with these words on his T

I love****y.
 ozarkguy

Joined: 11/15/2007
Msg: 250
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Posted: 4/5/2008 11:49:02 AM
Have seen these before:

"Not all dumbs are blond"

"If you bite your fingernails, don't scratch your butt"
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