| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 4/5/2008 6:40:13 PM | my son wears this one proudly! He's a cute sort of chubby kid, and his favorite shirt says...
I"M IN SHAPE!.... Round is a shape isn't it? He chose it... not me
OR practice safe sex... and go F*%@ yourself! | |
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| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 4/6/2008 4:43:49 PM | I own some of these.
DON'T BLAME ME OFFICER THE COCO POPS TOLD ME TO DO IT!
(front) THE CHRISTIAN ALLIANCE AGAINST SWEARING CAN.....
(back) ALL F*CK OFF!
JUSUS LOVES YOU
(HE'S NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU)
IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCED BUY HER MORE VODKA.
BEAUTY IS ONLY A LIGHT SWITCH AWAY.
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| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 4/6/2008 11:48:21 PM | Here's a few....
Cull The Herd
Economics Blurs Logic
Stop the Violence Outlaw Religion
Education Not Incarceration
Mainstream Sucks
Nudity B4 Violence
Your Dogma Ran Over My Karma
We are on earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you different. K. Vonnegut,Jr. | |
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| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 4/7/2008 7:48:34 AM | I have a pretty good collection of these shirts. They read:
"It's hard to show I care, SINCE I DON'T!"
"Before I started working here, I drank, smoked, and used foul language for no reason at all. Thanks to this job, I now have a reason." (I wear this one to meetings at work lol)
"Only a real loser would stand there and take the time to read the message on someone else's stupid t-shirt."
(written like an eye exam chart. letters get smaller as they go down)
U
ARE
REALLY
ANNOYING
"I don't discriminate. I hate EVERYONE!"
"NEED THE WEED?" (for Tumbleweed's restaurants)
"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver" (smiley face with mouth covered in duct tape) | |
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| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 4/11/2008 10:54:18 PM | I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a sh*t.
My inner child is a mean little f*cker. | |
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| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 4/12/2008 6:09:08 AM |  +  = 
Only they weren't emoticons but the ancient ancestor of emoticons, smileys
Can you shift gears or are you stuck in stupid??
Talk slower I don't speak stupid | |
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| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 4/24/2008 6:47:31 AM | Found this site www.cafepress.com/tshirtfetish
some of my faves..
Hug a tramp they're nicer than you think.
(babys T-shirt) I just popped out my mothers vagina and all I got was this lousy T shirt.
Who needs a woman when you have a jar of warm liver. (sorry it made me laugh)
I LOVE FEMINISTS AND CUTE LESBIANS.
Ther rest just too offensive to post here. | |
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N*Love
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Joined: 2/22/2008
Msg: 259 | |
| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 4/24/2008 8:10:42 AM | The Following are my bro's shirts:
I'd rather have an akward morning, than a boring night.
Don't steal, government hates competition.
I said "NO" to drugs, but they didn't listen...
If I was a girl, I'd DO ME.
Surprisingly, its harder to get a hold of him than my gradma in another country... | |
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| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 7/17/2008 5:40:31 AM | the best one i saw recently, was just so marvelously f-cked up. i couldn't stop laughing at it's absurdity.
it read:
i like my women like i like my whiskey,
16 years old and mixed with coke | |
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| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 7/17/2008 8:28:08 PM | Of all the things I lost before, I miss my mind the most.
Tell me again why I'm lucky to have this job.
You can't fire me, slaves have to be sold.
Tell your boobs to stop looking at my face.
No that’s not a pickle in my pants I'm happy to see your wife.
O PHUCK
No officer I wasn't speeding, I was qualifying.
Honestly sir the speedometer stops @150 so I couldn't be going that fast.
At 200mph you have no friends.
Look honey I found the man in the boat.
If this shirt was a mirror you would be looking at an ***hole
Bad cop, No doughnut | |
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| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 7/17/2008 10:47:02 PM | I have a cafepress shop where I sell t-shirts with slogans that start with "No I will not..." as in "No I will not fix your computer."
www.cafepress.com/iwillnot
I think they're funny :)
My favorite is the pregnant woman's tshirt, that says on the belly:
No, I will not have
SEX
with you
(everything but "SEX" is very hard to read)
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| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 7/17/2008 11:40:30 PM | | On a polo shirt, where a name tag might be..........."I'm here about the blow job!" | |
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wahlah
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Joined: 6/20/2008
Msg: 264 | |
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| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 7/18/2008 12:58:52 AM | My favorite baseball cap had "Hi****reath" printed under the visor.
Best shirt "How your wife and my kids?" | |
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| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 7/18/2008 12:18:41 PM | A few that I have and wear proudly (sometimes);
I (heart) (a picture of a hot dog)
Never a Silent Night (with snowflakes on it)
If you want a friend, get a dog (with a picture of Felix the cat)
Mr. Happy is a Cutey (Mr. Happy of old)
Little Miss Sunshine (same as above)
I Love My Crazy Friends | |
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| Another One
Posted: 9/10/2008 2:56:38 PM | i like this one,,,,,
im the one that taught your girlfriend that thing you like
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| Another One
Posted: 9/10/2008 3:23:05 PM | here's a volleyball one I saw last night:
Front: Think you can get it up one more time?
Back: So I can hit! | |
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| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 9/10/2008 4:59:43 PM | "After my last boyfriend, celibacy seems attractive"
"Ever notice the people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you mad in the first place"
"I live in my own little world - but it's okay, they know me there"
"I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes now"
"I am in shape - round is a shape" | |
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Posted: 9/11/2008 3:25:58 AM | LOL
This would be funny if it wasnt hapning to me ( a pic of a hen walking accross the road with a car coming) | |
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| Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 9/11/2008 4:21:37 PM | Some seriously funny ones out there!!! I'll add my 3 faves
(this was on a 2 year old at the day care where I work)
I only cry for ugly people
(This one I bought for my bloke)
Everyone is entitled to my opinion
And my personal fave... as un-PC as its possible to get
I've had it up to HERE __________ with midgets!
(line at waist height......)
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