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Posted: 8/15/2006 11:01:22 PM | "Sex is like snow - you never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last" 
"We COULD mate but then I'd have to kill you." Picture of black widow
"Guys make great pets"
"I see you've already met the twins."  | |
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Posted: 8/15/2006 11:24:42 PM | | A husband is the only one of your children that does not grow up and move away. | |
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Posted: 8/15/2006 11:44:57 PM | Trouble Finds Me
Unwrap Me
One by one the girls steal my underware at night
I pimp your Mom/Dad/Grandmother/Grandfather
Smile Like a Doughnut
The money's on the dresser honey, I'm done with you
I (heart) Hot Moms
I (heart) my penis
...A few of my favorites
JohnnyChopper | |
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Posted: 8/17/2006 3:59:01 AM | I may not be your Mr Right, but I'll f#ck the s#it out of you until he gets here.
~Football "I don't care who you are...that's funny" Penguin | |
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vee46
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Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 33 | |
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Posted: 8/17/2006 8:33:52 AM | i got a t shirt the other day out of my wardrobe it said size 18 i wasnt laffing  | |
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Posted: 8/17/2006 8:42:03 AM | _________You must be this tall to ride this ride
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
You will never truly get to know a woman until you meet her in court
(outline of a dog, showing bone structure) In dog years, I'm dead
If it has tits or wheels it will give you problems(biker humor)
picture of the McManus brothers on the front. Prayer from the "Boondock Saints" on the back | |
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Posted: 8/17/2006 9:37:42 AM | I saw a couple the other day that was funny... The first one said:
"I miss my Ex... but my aim is improving"
Second one said:
"Don't sweat the petty stuff... and don't pet the sweaty stuff"
I bought the one that said:
"Git-R-done" | |
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Posted: 8/17/2006 10:06:40 AM | This one i own :
picture of a bloke wearing shorts with ballbag hanging out one leg and bell end hangin out the other with the caption: "Why i cant wear shorts"
Another i have:
50 Ways to say "i love you"
then 50 illustrations of sexual positions. | |
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Joined: 6/30/2004
Msg: 38 | |
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Posted: 8/17/2006 8:50:04 PM | My favorite one is one I happen to own!
Front:
Social Engineering Specialist
Back:
Because there is no patch for human stupidity...
Needless to say I get alot of nasty looks  | |
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Posted: 8/17/2006 9:56:33 PM | I bought some for my son.....
Don't laugh ...it's your Girlfriends shirt!
Pink shirt it said All my black shirts were dirty.
I lost my phone #....Can I have yours?
saw one that said Tell your eyes to quit looking at my boobs!
^^^^^^^^^^^
My eyes are up here!
Oh and one that made me really laugh...
Erin Go Braughless!!!! (way too funny! )  mthr | |
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Posted: 8/17/2006 9:59:09 PM | Ok One more! My son's soccer shirt
Picture of a soccer ball This is you brain!
"" '' '' football This is you brain on drugs!
Any questions? mthr | |
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Posted: 8/18/2006 12:35:17 AM |
Front:
Social Engineering Specialist
Back:
Because there is no patch for human stupidity...
(I love it ixiOn)
I'm not opinionated, I'm just always riight................
It's not an attitude, it's the way I am..............
Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time............. | |
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Posted: 8/18/2006 1:05:30 AM | 1. Pounding, Nailing, Screwing, Laying. Roofers Union
2. Giant Roll, The Carpet Expert. Nobody lays like we do.
Limbo lu
P.S. Methinks that redhead is pyshic! | |
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Posted: 8/18/2006 5:03:08 AM | Beauty is in the eye of the Beerholder.
Tequila, the maker of beautiful people. | |
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Posted: 8/18/2006 4:56:35 PM | | A shirt with a bar theme that reads "Liquor In The Front, Poker In The Rear" | |
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Posted: 8/18/2006 10:47:37 PM | 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila floor........
I know how you feell, I just don't care.......... | |
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Posted: 8/19/2006 11:54:45 PM | I have a few funny ones myself... Or at least I think they're funny
1. I came with him but I'll leave with you.
2. Girls only want boyfriends that have good skills
3. Save a tree eat a beaver
4. I'm easy
5. Shake your peaches in Georgia .... You gotta love bluenotes lol | |
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Posted: 8/20/2006 1:12:32 AM | Great sayings.
I have a few....1- You lost me at hello!
2- You'll always be my friend, you know too much!
3- Conserve Energy, don't talk to me.
4- See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, Have no fun!!
5- I'm not in a bad mood, I just don't like you.
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