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 disaronno amaretto

Joined: 7/28/2006
Msg: 51
Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 8/20/2006 11:19:19 AM
Check this one: " That's right,baby, Read My Shirt"
 LilacRose

Joined: 7/21/2006
Msg: 52
Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 8/27/2006 2:01:57 PM
"I have PMS and a gun.... Any questions?"
 polarlug

Joined: 2/12/2006
Msg: 53
Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 8/27/2006 2:41:44 PM
antisocial........That means go away
come back later ..... not that drunk yet
wing man.... I am only here, so my buddy can get laid
looking for a good woman..... but you will do
talk is cheap.... silence is free
 Thumblina

Joined: 8/15/2006
Msg: 54
Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 8/27/2006 3:42:25 PM
I have a couple:
-If I throw a stick, will you leave?
-Beware, I had a bowl of crabby this morning for breakfast
-Cougar in training
-If you can read this, come a little closer so I can slap you
 LilacRose

Joined: 7/21/2006
Msg: 55
Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 8/29/2006 9:05:15 PM
Don't blame me I'm having a blonde moment

It's NOT an attitude, it's the way I am

Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time
 shaggie

Joined: 8/3/2006
Msg: 56
Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 8/29/2006 9:38:29 PM
i read a few once that hasnt been mentioned so i thought i would add them

1 - "gone fisting"
2 - "do you believe in love at first site? or should i walk past again" also used as a pick up line

my very own ones
"my flaps clap"
"I got chapped lips"

 Unknown Duck

Joined: 8/13/2006
Msg: 57
Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 8/29/2006 11:10:07 PM
The only two I own;

"I'm all in"

&

"Nobody owns us"

but perhaps one more to add;

"got girth?"
 LilacRose

Joined: 7/21/2006
Msg: 58
Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 8/30/2006 9:47:06 PM
Give me another drink....you're still ugly!
 last p1ace

Joined: 7/10/2006
Msg: 59
Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 9/1/2006 12:58:20 AM
My Cousin has one of the funniest i have seen

"Please tell your BOOBS to stop gawking at my EYES"

and another personal favorite

"Save the trees, wipe your *ss with an OWL"
 last p1ace

Joined: 7/10/2006
Msg: 60
Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 9/1/2006 1:04:35 AM
i saw a guy with a shirt at a coffee shop.. it read

the top 10 reasons to procrastinate

1

oh and my PERSONAL FAVORITE(i saw a girl withthis on at the bar)

Good girls go to heavon, Bad girls go everywhere
 LilacRose

Joined: 7/21/2006
Msg: 61
Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 9/1/2006 6:48:23 AM

the top 10 reasons to procrastinate

1

Oh my, That is so hilarious......I am so going to make that one.
 LilacRose

Joined: 7/21/2006
Msg: 62
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Posted: 9/1/2006 6:52:36 AM
OK, everyone. I'm off to Toronto, Ontario, Canada for a week.

Maybe I will have some new ones when I get back.
 LilacRose

Joined: 7/21/2006
Msg: 63
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Posted: 9/10/2006 10:40:41 PM
Mans shirt: I'm not a gynocologist, but I'll take a look
 CynosureX

Joined: 8/30/2006
Msg: 64
Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 9/10/2006 11:01:55 PM

My favorite shirt says " Save a Virgin, Do Me Instead."


... That's my favourite shirt, too. I own one that reads:

"Prose before Hos"

... below a picture of Shakespeare. I also own other 'lower' shirts such as my:

"4NIC8"

red tee.
 BellaFlirtini

Joined: 9/2/2006
Msg: 65
Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 9/11/2006 12:46:52 AM
Some of my personal favourites:

"I'm not mean, you're just a sissy"

"Me Pretending To Listen Should Be Enough For You"

"It's Not Fair To You, How Cool I Am"

"You ugly people are nice but you gotta go"

"Crazy Doesn't Even Begin to Cover It"

"If you want your a** kicked just ask"

"Don't Need A Permit For These Guns" (shows an arrow pointing in both directions, suggesting that "these guns" are a part of the female anatomy.

"I Beat Anorexia" (I saw this tshirt on a very large man.)
 QTPIE_4U

Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 66
Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 9/12/2006 8:02:51 PM
my sis bought me a shirt thats said...

"brunettes are so hot right now"..but im a blonde!
 canicutonight

Joined: 8/11/2006
Msg: 67
Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 9/12/2006 8:23:24 PM
A few i own and i few i like:
Sarcasm is one of my services
i will try to be nicer if you try to be smarter
homeland security since 1492 ( picture of native warriors with guns)
if you lick it she will cum
 mamameow

Joined: 5/29/2006
Msg: 68
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Posted: 9/13/2006 3:16:41 PM
My favorite shirt is:

NO
Means eat me first
 depth- charged

Joined: 9/8/2006
Msg: 69
Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 9/13/2006 4:07:06 PM
I didnt want to marry you , just mess your hair up

and the voices inside my head are telling me , Im not going to like you

No Money, Big Willy
 Zo~boom~afoo

Joined: 8/9/2006
Msg: 70
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Posted: 9/13/2006 4:14:17 PM
At a Nine Inch Nails concert, a guy's shirt said, "I see drunk people"
 Zo~boom~afoo

Joined: 8/9/2006
Msg: 71
Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 9/13/2006 4:15:47 PM
"let's Be Nothing, I Heard It Lasts Forever"
 yukfu2000

Joined: 4/9/2005
Msg: 72
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Posted: 9/13/2006 4:44:56 PM
my fave is one i made up then saw johnny dep wearing it in a movie it says Im with stupid with an arrow pointing straight down
 LilacRose

Joined: 7/21/2006
Msg: 73
Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 9/16/2006 8:05:13 AM

"let's Be Nothing, I Heard It Lasts Forever"


That's a good one...Think I might have to make that one..
 shortnsweet80

Joined: 9/8/2006
Msg: 74
Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 9/18/2006 10:31:27 AM
ok since you brought up the whole blonde vs. brunette thing....

my favourite is a t-shirt i saw that said......

"blondes tease while brunettes please"

I WANT THAT SHIRT!!!!! being a brunette and all.
 Bryantinfl

Joined: 1/4/2006
Msg: 75
Favorite Shirts with Words
Posted: 9/18/2006 10:36:09 AM
A neighbor just gave my 67 year old father a shirt that says "I'm not an OB GYN but I'll be happy to take a look"
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